FEMA Trailers?

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan...

They'll get over it.

That's one good thing about Petaluma. After years and years and years of floods, we finally have the river shored up well enough to keep the usual spots from flooding any more.

AceNova: Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan...

I submitted this with pretty much that quote as the headline.

Great minds think alike.

I hear New Orleans has room.

I'm tempted to post something snarky about rebuilding Iraq instead of shoring up our infrastructure, but I'll opt for wishing those affected good luck and I hope your families are safe.

Quick! Someone get Sean Penn and a leaky boat!

Will they get $2000 debit cards from FEMA?

This is why you shouls always have a boat handy. A levee could break somewhere. It could happen to anyone.

If only there were a city nearby that had a lot of hotel rooms to offer people to stay in...

Cryin' won't help 'em, prayin' wont do 'em no good.
When the levee breaks, mama, they got to move.

do all of america's levees keep breaking because they're old now or because they were poorly designed?

This thread will destroy the universe.

I blame Britney.

Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well...

You're doin' a heck of a job Whitey.

That'll teach 'em from building on the flood plain. Idiots.

Send them to New Orleans. There's plenty of room there...

almandot: do all of america's levees keep breaking because they're old now or because they were poorly designed?

Global warming is breaking all of the levees.

all the american refugees will be looting shortly.

Epsilon: Will they get $2000 debit cards from FEMA?

Yo Homegirl... Check my fly bag I just boughten wif my FEMA scratch. This shiat is tight!

They should come to Houston.

Everybody else does when something goes wrong ;)

They'd better head for the Misty Mountains.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: That's one good thing about Petaluma. After years and years and years of floods, we finally have the river shored up well enough to keep the usual spots from flooding any more.

Yeah but in the end you're still living in Petaluma. (ducks)

George Bush doesn't care about Led Zeppelin.

Constance Velocity: If only there were a city nearby that had a lot of hotel rooms to offer people to stay in...

Most of the flooded residents are stranded because the roads are washed out.

SpinStopper: They should come to Houston.

Everybody else does when something goes wrong ;)

Damn Apollo 13... someone says "Houston, we have a problem," now you guys gotta fix ALL of them?

I drove my Chevy down there earlier, but it was dry.

They didn't break. The President planted a bomb.

Go to Chicago....

WhereTF is Sean Penn!

Hypocrite!

HowlingFrog: They'd better head for the Misty Mountains.

So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains
where the spirits go now,
over the hills where the spirits fly.

Fernley NOLA'd!

Well, as a New Orleanian whose home didn't flood, I hope they learned their lesson and don't rebuild. Idiots... they knew that they were below sea level and built there anyway?

Mad-n-FL: Go to Chicago....

sorry, but I can't take you...

AceNova: HowlingFrog: They'd better head for the Misty Mountains.

So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains
where the spirits go now,
over the hills where the spirits fly.

On second thought, I'm just going to california instead.

It's a government plot to kill all the gophers.

almandot: do all of america's levees keep breaking because they're old now or because they were poorly designed?

It is because God is angry and punishing sinners.

You see, the Netherlands are almost entirely below sea level and most of their country is only kept from flooding by a complicated series of government build dams and dikes. They have legalized gay marriage, abortion, euthanasia, prostitution and soft drugs. So obviously God responded by doing her best to drown the US as a warning.

It makes perfect sense.

George Bush doesn't care about prostitutes and gamblers...

Don't worry, FEMA is on it. In a couple of days. Then again it's a weekend, so they'll do something within the next 5 business days.

Fernley is a cool little town in the middle of a great vastness of desert. I wish them luck.

Crying won't help you. Praying won't do you no good....

NeverDrunk23: This thread will destroy the universe.

Na, it'll just squeeze it's lemon.

What? No sightings of men in black? No rumors of bombs planted by the government? No rash of kidnappings?

Oh sorry, your right, this isn't New Orleans, these people aren't morons.

Some were being evacuated to the local high school,

They ALWAYS evacuate people to the local schools.

Here's a tip: Build your farking house on an elevation above the school! You'll always be safe!

/submitted this same damn headline for another levee break a year ago.
//Didn't blow the right people, I guess
///So, who DID I blow?

I broke the levee.