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(Some Gal) Scary After brief stay in hospital, Britney Spears has been released into the wild again. Police and mental health professionals advising locals to lock their doors and not leave snack foods or alcohol in the open   (perezhilton.com) divider line 198
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TikiAndTorch [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 04:51:30 PM  
You forgot the best part, subby. It was Dr. Phil that escorted her from the hospital.

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 05:03:39 PM  
2008 Forecast: Crazy with a slight chance of dead.

 
The Fourth Karamazov [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 05:09:58 PM  
Zarkin Frood: 2008 Forecast: Crazy with a slight chance of dead.

FTFY

/with her impeccable timing, it will probably be the day of Super Tuesday.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 05:40:17 PM  
You would think that she would be easy to track. She would *have* to leave a trail of bright orange Cheetos dust on the ground.

It would be like one of those Family Circus cartoons where the kids wander all over town and we see the dashed lines that show where they've been... except with her, there would be more of a fluorescent orange hue.

 
SeaMonkey311 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-05 05:51:42 PM  
Zarkin Frood: 2008 Forecast: Crazy with a slight chance of dead.

With 67% chance of herpes

 
SeaMonkey311 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-05 05:52:32 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You would think that she would be easy to track. She would *have* to leave a trail of bright orange Cheetos dust on the ground.


And vaginal slime

 
The Fourth Karamazov [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 05:52:53 PM  
Local gas stations are on high alert

 
amazing_live_seamonkeys [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:32:48 PM  
Sean Young Crazy = Hot.

Britney Crazy = Revolting.

 
fredbox 2008-01-05 06:35:56 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sean Young Crazy = Hot.

This portion of your comment is useless without pics.

 
rawkus 2008-01-05 06:37:15 PM  
Sean Young is crazy? huh. i did not know that.

 
Shirley Ujest 2008-01-05 06:37:34 PM  
I wonder if the paparazzi has Britney on their collective dead pool lists and are just trying to get points.



Cause they really need to stalk Ariel Sharon.

 
threeofclubs 2008-01-05 06:38:32 PM  
+1 subby

Yay Brituation 08!

 
amazing_live_seamonkeys [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:39:29 PM  
fredbox: amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sean Young Crazy = Hot.

This portion of your comment is useless without pics.



Whoops!

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threeofclubs 2008-01-05 06:39:37 PM  
rawkus

Look up the Sean Young for Catwoman campaign. Good times.

 
tararose 2008-01-05 06:39:40 PM  
FTFPerezBlogCrapThingie: Who goes for a drive three hours after being released from the hospital?

DEAR GOD! She drove!!! I'd be more worried about the fact that she was released, Mr. Hilton.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-01-05 06:40:24 PM  
Will Britney finally loose control of her sanity?

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-01-05 06:41:57 PM  
At this point, I feel sorry for her more than anything else. I mean, yeah, she's hot and all, but she's gone completely nutzo. I almost wish she would find a way to stay out of the spotlight.

And then I realized just how big of an attention whore she is.

 
tararose 2008-01-05 06:42:06 PM  
Oh, and to head off all of the "who cares, why am I posting about this crap?" people, realize that the Fark tab for this and all other articles like it is "Not News." You want real non-news, go to CNN.

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:42:11 PM  
For some reason when I read that headline all I can think of was :

bp0.blogger.com

/I have to stop watching so much TV

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-01-05 06:42:32 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Will Britney finally loose control of her sanity?

Dude...that happened a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

 
clevershark 2008-01-05 06:42:46 PM  
TikiAndTorch: You forgot the best part, subby. It was Dr. Phil that escorted her from the hospital.

That's just what you need when released from psych observation after losing your kids to your loathsome ex -- some pop-psychology twat preaching to you all the way home in his whiny voice.

If it had been me I might have decided that this was too much to endure and swerved into an oncoming bus or something.

 
vitaexcolatur 2008-01-05 06:43:00 PM  
britney in 2008 = hug from jesus.

 
The Fourth Karamazov [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:44:18 PM  
tararose: Oh, and to head off all of the "who cares, why am I posting about this crap?" people, realize that the Fark tab for this and all other articles like it is "Not News." You want real non-news, go to CNN.

Yeah, that's going to work real well.

 
T-Luv 2008-01-05 06:45:28 PM  
pwp.netcabo.pt

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:45:33 PM  
I guess she'll have even more time to drive around now that she can't see her kids anymore.

I don't know if the world can bear it.

 
Ow My Balls 2008-01-05 06:46:12 PM  
This phase of her career is much more interesting than that which first brought her money and fame.

/Can't think of a slashie
//Only 2nd beer of the night!!

 
dbaggins 2008-01-05 06:48:30 PM  
whenever I hear or see her name, I have this image of her listlessly dancing at that forgettable awards show and lip-synching badly and her fishnet muffin-top.

 
Prohest 2008-01-05 06:48:45 PM  
K-Fed did Britney like Bobby did Whitney !!

/Respect.....! Even though K-Fed is a total looser....
//Anyway - Guess the drug dealers in Hollywood just had their weekend saved?

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:49:09 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Will Britney finally loose control of her sanity?

Argh! Argh! Die!

 
DarkScarab 2008-01-05 06:50:30 PM  
tararose
DEAR GOD! She drove!!! I'd be more worried about the fact that she was released, Mr. Hilton.

Now THAT'S funny.

 
ranak 2008-01-05 06:50:33 PM  
From a CNN article about this:

Spears' mother, Lynne Spears, also would not disclose information about her daughter's condition. "Just say prayers," she told the celebrity news show "Access Hollywood" by phone Friday.

One daughter is a step or two away from a complete psychotic break. Another one is knocked up at 16. How's that prayer thing been working for ya?

 
nobodyUwannaknow 2008-01-05 06:51:40 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Will exactly when did Britney finally loose control of her sanity?

 
dbaggins 2008-01-05 06:51:45 PM  
STOP calling it "K-Fed"

it is called CLETUS

 
Denial_of_Death 2008-01-05 06:52:17 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sean Young Crazy = Hot. Britney Crazy = Revolting.

I like the way you think.

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-01-05 06:54:05 PM  
I can hardly wait to see if it's shaved, braided or brillo.

 
AlphaNumericus 2008-01-05 06:55:31 PM  
That's a mistake. She needs to be locked up for her own good.

 
Cat With Two Heads 2008-01-05 06:56:51 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Sean Young Crazy = Hot.

When did Sean become a girl's name?

 
Anagrammer 2008-01-05 06:56:54 PM  
loseloose.com


/pops

 
clevershark 2008-01-05 06:58:52 PM  
cryinoutloud: I guess she'll have even more time to drive around now that she can't see her kids anymore.

Yeah, but she'll have to use regular airbags like the rest of us.

 
New Moon Rabbit 2008-01-05 06:59:00 PM  
Did they tag her with one of the ear tags, or one of the collar thingies that puts out a radio signal so they can track her?

 
kvetched 2008-01-05 06:59:26 PM  
shes a farking train wreck!!! I dont want to see or hear about it, but I cant stop myself.

*sigh*

 
child_god 2008-01-05 06:59:30 PM  
I just heard that rapper Lil Romeo could be the father of the younger Spears slut's baby.

clicky. (new window)

Can you imagine the look on her boyfriends face if a lil brown baby comes sliding out of Jamie?

Priceless. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

 
Svingen999 [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 06:59:34 PM  
Are any of you morans ever going to figure out the difference between 'lose' and 'loose'?

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 07:00:09 PM  
In a few hours (checking watch) she'll probably be found walking along a freeway. Nude.
Any other predictions?

 
Chris P. Bacon [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 07:01:34 PM  
She'll be dead dead of an overdose before the weekend is over.

 
The Fourth Karamazov [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 07:05:51 PM  
Anagrammer: /pops

new here huh?

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 07:05:57 PM  
*grabs popcorn*

/yeah a Britney thread.
//bored and I need a drink.

 
kibbled 2008-01-05 07:06:45 PM  
I am not a mental health professional however I don't think Britney can be held against her will unless she is a danger to herself or others. The moment she is no longer a danger they will kick her out.

Of course Britney can afford the best help money can buy. However, most people in that situation do not get the mental help they really need. The US penal system is our nation's largest mental health facility.

/The insane people who are not in jail are working for the Ron Paul campaign.

 
Greta_VanHouten 2008-01-05 07:06:51 PM  
FredaDeStilleto
In a few hours (checking watch) she'll probably be found walking along a freeway. Nude.
Any other predictions?


Brit will become impregnated by Dr Phil and will marry Michael Jackson in a Christmas Eve ceremony.

 
evaned 2008-01-05 07:07:01 PM  
tararose: Oh, and to head off all of the "who cares, why am I posting about this crap?" people, realize that the Fark tab for this and all other articles like it is "Not News." You want real non-news, go to CNN.

Unfortunately, look at CNN.com's front page:
evanparity.com

I wish I were kidding.

 
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