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(Telegraph) Spiffy Winston Churchill's "panther" mother had more than two hundred sex partners and even wore out a 44 year old guy -- when she was 67   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 32
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bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 03:01:26 PM  
"We will never surrender..."

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 03:09:43 PM  
Panther? Shouldn't that be Cougar?

 
karendotcom 2008-01-05 03:17:19 PM  
I need to start reading the Telegraph more often.

 
PseudoNic 2008-01-05 03:18:17 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Shouldn't that be Cougar?

At 67 I would call her Lioness.

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 03:19:49 PM  
We should be grateful - that really helped with his early career.

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 03:21:34 PM  
Submitter: Churchill's "panther" mother had more than two hundred sex partners and even wore out a 44 year old guy

TFA: Porch seemed to be 'physically in love' with her, that she 'showed signs of his attentions' and looked worn out after three days with him.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 03:32:43 PM  
Apparently biographer William Manchester left out some of the best parts in his long description of the sex lives of Winston's parents in The Last Lion.

 
Nerdlinger 2008-01-05 03:35:45 PM  
Well good for her. Go get some, granny!

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 03:37:16 PM  
My... hero...

 
aenea 2008-01-05 03:44:59 PM  
Good for her. She's also one of the great characters in recent American/British history.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 03:58:36 PM  
She was my cousin. I'm so proud.

 
NittLion78 2008-01-05 04:08:39 PM  
"Come give us a kiss, deary."

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 04:21:00 PM  
Pic of said strumpet from book referenced in article
pressoffers.co.uk

Yes, I do believe you would have hit it in 1870.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-01-05 04:23:29 PM  
i8.tinypic.com
Guess what you are a GMILF.

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 04:25:55 PM  

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-01-05 04:27:56 PM  
A rich American heiress marries the SECOND son of British nobility.

I'm going to reverse the cash flow by seducing J.K. Rowling.

 
Superjoe 2008-01-05 04:32:54 PM  
He wore her out, subby, not the other way around.

 
yem_tex 2008-01-05 04:44:34 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Panther? Shouldn't that be Cougar?

They also call fries "chips"

 
Shaggy_C 2008-01-05 05:06:40 PM  
Where's the 'Hero' tag when you need it?

 
RockIsDead 2008-01-05 05:14:57 PM  
I thought a 'panther' was a black 'cougar'?

 
Captain Darling 2008-01-05 05:41:38 PM  
Zarkin Frood: Rowr.

I'll be in my bunk time machine.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-01-05 07:07:05 PM  
PseudoNic: CruiserTwelve: Shouldn't that be Cougar?

At 67 I would call her Lionessgeress.


fixed it for you.

 
suggestive_eye_movement 2008-01-05 08:24:20 PM  
Milfff. She was also part Native American.

 
jagman 2008-01-05 09:03:29 PM  
never, never, never, never, never, never give it up

 
Metaluna Mutant 2008-01-05 09:07:15 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-01-05 09:45:30 PM  
karendotcom: I need to start reading the Telegraph more often.

The obits are the best in the world. Nobody else is even close. Wait for the next time some idle-rich Eurotrash semi-nobleman dies. The Telegraph will not disappoint.

 
Goodfella 2008-01-05 11:17:00 PM  
suggestive_eye_movement: Milfff. She was also part Native American.



No kidding? So the great (and he was great) British hero Winny Churchill was actually part American, part Native American? Wow.

We will pork them in the fields. We will pork them in the air. We will pork them in the sea. We will never be mynogomous.

I always thought it was cool how Churchill, not only descended from the great Duke of Marlborough, is thought to be the fullfillment of the Arthurian legend, that one day, in England's greatest hour of need, King Arthur would return to save his nation. Just imagine if someone else had headed the British government and had accepted Hitler's peace offering. We'd all be speaking French now.

 
karendotcom 2008-01-05 11:23:31 PM  
Gulper Eel: karendotcom: I need to start reading the Telegraph more often.

The obits are the best in the world. Nobody else is even close. Wait for the next time some idle-rich Eurotrash semi-nobleman dies. The Telegraph will not disappoint.


Thanks, I'll add that to my list of the Observer, Feministing, and the NYTimes.

Winsty has so many great quotes, but I saw "Gallipolle" and man, did he screw up there. He came back though.

 
karendotcom 2008-01-05 11:28:19 PM  
Goodfella

I always thought it was cool how Churchill, not only descended from the great Duke of Marlborough, is thought to be the fullfillment of the Arthurian legend, that one day, in England's greatest hour of need, King Arthur would return to save his nation. Just imagine if someone else had headed the British government and had accepted Hitler's peace offering. We'd all be speaking French now.

Pic's or it didn't happen

 
Goodfella 2008-01-05 11:48:37 PM  
karendotcom: Goodfella

I always thought it was cool how Churchill, not only descended from the great Duke of Marlborough, is thought to be the fullfillment of the Arthurian legend, that one day, in England's greatest hour of need, King Arthur would return to save his nation. Just imagine if someone else had headed the British government and had accepted Hitler's peace offering. We'd all be speaking French now.

Pic's or it didn't happen




Shoot, did I say French? I meant Portugese.

 
Goodfella 2008-01-05 11:51:30 PM  
Damn, I did it again.

 
Gidgie 2008-01-06 03:41:59 AM  
Wow, she was bloody gorgeous. If she were born today she'd be a model.

 
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