I advocate running them out of town, but thats just me

Win

Xenu vs. Hip-hop.


CAGE MATCH!

submitter fail english ?

No, for not to.

/subby.

Can we dance with your thetans?

Oooooh! Scientology thread!

/grabs a soda and a snack

Maybe they mistook the effects of Crack for an infestation of Body Thetans. This could end well.

...wonder how long it will be until E-Meters show up in the pawn shop...

/Xenowned?

dbaggins: submitter fail english ?

That unpossible?

By God, Scientology better not become a major religion or I'll honestly lose all of my faith in humanity.

Subby thinks "community outreach" is a verb.

Let's all righteous indignation subby!

I thought scientologists were only interested in rich people so they could suck their fortunes out of them with promises of an afterlife on some meteor that's going to pass Earth, or something...

If anyone needed proof that the Clam-heads were nucking futs this should be proof enough. People with lots of money and a business that can operate anywhere choosing to relocate in Detroit.

Hiymenator [TotalFark]: /grabs a soda and a snack

Nuke Detroit from space

I advocate putting the people in charge and tom loser cruise in jail. Scientology is NOT a religion. Scamming naive people out of their money and exploit them. Even just a little research into ol' bastard hubbard will show that he was a shyster and crook.



* You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.
o As quoted in a 1994 affidavit by Sam Moskowitz which states that Hubbard declared this in response to a question from the audience during a meeting of the Eastern Science Fiction Association on 7 November 1948.

Um, rent in Downtown Detroit is at an all time low. It's not unlikely the $cienos are getting paid to occupy the buildings to prevent them from being torched.

GoldenMetalRaven: No, for not to.

/subby.

still not there yet. keep guessing.

No, I realized my mistake after I posted. I am sure that the mods would fix the post to change "to community outreach" to "for community outreach" in order that my point will come across clearly.
I am just wondering which "community" they are trying to reach out to.

kntgsp: I advocate that everyone defecate in a box and mail it to their new headquarters.

I lol'd. I also wholeheartedly agree with this idea. :)

subby fails again, "in order that my point"

I'm sending my thetans on a first class round trip to Detroit to defecate all over their new and old headquarters. tom cruise can schuck it long and schuck it hard.

Should I even bother pointing out that Xenu was a bad guy in Scientology lore, and would be quite content just throwing everyone back into a volcano? Given, that's probably not a bad idea for the residents of Detroit, but Xenu surely isn't granting any mercy today.

FTA: The church has been on a buying spree recently, purchasing property in Harlem and Buffalo, N.Y.; San Francisco; and Tampa, Fla., as it tries to meet demand for more space and interest.

Buffalo?

/Bunch o' freaks, those $cientologists.

I bet its burglarized by crackheads within a week.

phillydrifter: I thought scientologists were only interested in rich people so they could suck their fortunes out of them with promises of an afterlife on some meteor that's going to pass Earth, or something...

Zenu needs ditch diggers too.

All Hail Zenu, lord of pyramid schemes

claydoh: phillydrifter: I thought scientologists were only interested in rich people so they could suck their fortunes out of them with promises of an afterlife on some meteor that's going to pass Earth, or something...

Zenu needs ditch diggers too.

All Hail Zenu, lord of pyramid schemes


Scientologists don't worship Xenu. Xenu is the bad guy in their mythology.

claydoh: Zenu needs ditch diggers too.

Tsk, tsk... two misspelled words in one sentence: try Xenu and naggers.

/window seat, please.

If it's aliens you want, just use my place down in south Texas anytime.

Scientology is the lowest form of scum sucking pond scum. I support the suggestion, that we all take a dump in a box and mail it to them (with a big spring under the turd so it jump out in their faces....

/Scienturdogy ???

The church's opening in Detroit will bring the property back to its roots: St. Anne's Catholic Church was built on the site in 1701.

This:

a) Breaks my heart
b) Is a farking tragedy
c) Should raise the average number of lightning strikes in the area significantly.

Prohest: Scientology is the lowest form of scum sucking pond scum. I support the suggestion, that we all take a dump in a box and mail it to them (with a big spring under the turd so it jump out in their faces....

/Scienturdogy ???

Isn't there a service that will do this for you? (The turd, not necessarily the spring). If only there were a webpage where I could search for things on the internet...

dbaggins: Scientologists don't worship Xenu. Xenu is the bad guy in their mythology.

Yeah but God was pretty evil in the bible as well and Christians worship him

Boonlert Boonpan: Can we dance with your thetans?

u can dance if u want 2

Sorry, subby, but "In an attempt for community outreach amongst alien beings[...]" still isn't the clearest of the clear.

EdwardBlake: By God, Scientology better not become a major religion or I'll honestly lose all of my faith in humanity.

Lol ... all the current major religions made me lose my faith in humanity a long time ago. Scientology fits in fairly well with the rest of them.

"On the contrary, people are looking for answers, real answers, answers that work," he said.

you won't find these (or any other) answers with an ohm-e-meter


kntgsp: community outreach is a verb?

Scientologists have their own dictionary; nothing means what you think it should.

Why? because ElRon stole Orwell's "newspeak" idea from 1984 and incorporated it into his religion scam

nobodyUwannaknow: "On the contrary, people are looking for answers, real answers, answers that work," he said.

you won't find these (or any other) answers with an ohm-e-meter


kntgsp: community outreach is a verb?

Scientologists have their own dictionary; nothing means what you think it should.

Why? because ElRon stole Orwell's "newspeak" idea from 1984 and incorporated it into his religion scam

All Religions are scams and just a way to control the sheep.

walnuts55: All Religions are scams and just a way to control the sheep.

THIS

/Religion is the root of all evil.
//Good people do good things, bad people do bad things. To make a good man do very evil & nasty things, you need religion!

Prohest: /Religion is the root of all evil.

oh barf.

You make it hard for the rest of us atheists to get along here.

Calling All Sci-Fi Writers: Detroit has a Major Muslim Population and now with the Scientologists moving in, imagine a world of the near future - a city under seige - government inability to take control - ireland like fighting and killing in the streets Muslims pitted against Xenu troops.

Has some real possibilities!

pstawicki: Has some real possibilities!

Would you think someone might be inspired by a classic marvel comic character for inspiration to write the novel?

As a Scientologist, I'm getting a kick out of all these...

PENDING LAWSUITS...

Subby... and Fark... and Drew... and YOU... and YOU... and YOU... and...

As a metro-Detroiter, I can't wait for the headline "Thetans released in mid-afternoon driveby."

I like this idea. Either Detroit will be turned into a Scientology hellhole, which means the crime rate will stay the same as people steal to be able to afford the Scientology tests, or Scientology will be dealt a powerful blow by the people of Detroit who steal too much of the Scientology property to make them able to to stay in Detroit.

It's a Win-Win situation for Humanity.

dbaggins Quote 2008-01-05 06:45:39 PM
Prohest: /Religion The love of money/bigotry is the root of all evil.


FTFY

Well, hold off the nuking of detroit, for a few years so I can move out of here.

Farking Canuck: EdwardBlake: By God, Scientology better not become a major religion or I'll honestly lose all of my faith in humanity.

Lol ... all the current major religions made me lose my faith in humanity a long time ago. Scientology fits in fairly well with the rest of them.

personally, i lost my faith in humanity when i saw two girls, one cup.

/gag

farkin_hoonygoonies: personally, i lost my faith in humanity when i saw two girls, one cup.


really ? that recently ? tell us what you were like before 2girls1cup ?

well, for starters, i could eat chocolate ice cream from a cup.
But now...