Oh for f*cks sake.

That was just blatantly offensive. He should be ashamed of himself.

Elton John?

I got it, it's James Dean, isn't it.

What a farking tool.

Worried that we would learn how he ignored all studies and advice from emergency management people and decided that the command center should be at the WTC complex, WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY THE TARGET OF TERRORIST ATTACKS so he could toss an assload of money to his campaign contributer who held the lease?

I'd be worried too, that people might reasonably conclude that I was therefore responsible for the giant clusterfark that came from having no effective communications during just the sort of disaster that the command center was designed to manage. Perhaps NYPD and FDNY might still bear a grudge about that. A few hundred killed because of my cronyism and incompetence.

Yep, I'd be scared, too.

Douchebag.

He must have a trainer or something to hype him up and get him to attempt fitting9/11 references where they don't belong.

Waitress: "Can I take your order?"

Giuliani: "What's the special"

Waitress: "Eggs over easy."

Giuliani: "Well I'll tellya what I won't get over easy...9/11!!!"

trainer "Good job, Rudy...that was good. Hey let's ditch this place and try some verbal sparring on those kids in the park."

...Rudy gets up, shadowboxes out the door and lets out a Rick Flairesque "WOOO!" as he enters the crosswalk.

ChewbaccaJones: Douchebag.

He must have a trainer or something to hype him up and get him to attempt fitting9/11 references where they don't belong.

Waitress: "Can I take your order?"

Giuliani: "What's the special"

Waitress: "Eggs over easy."

Giuliani: "Well I'll tellya what I won't get over easy...9/11!!!"

trainer "Good job, Rudy...that was good. Hey let's ditch this place and try some verbal sparring on those kids in the park."

...Rudy gets up, shadowboxes out the door and lets out a Rick Flairesque "WOOO!" as he enters the crosswalk.

I like you.

ChewbaccaJones: Douchebag.

He must have a trainer or something to hype him up and get him to attempt fitting9/11 references where they don't belong.

Waitress: "Can I take your order?"

Giuliani: "What's the special"

Waitress: "Eggs over easy."

Giuliani: "Well I'll tellya what I won't get over easy...9/11!!!"

trainer "Good job, Rudy...that was good. Hey let's ditch this place and try some verbal sparring on those kids in the park."

...Rudy gets up, shadowboxes out the door and lets out a Rick Flairesque "WOOO!" as he enters the crosswalk.

bwahahaha, nice.

Mohamed Atta?

JC

God Bless 9/11.

Rudy's kind of like the Kevin Nealon "Subliminal Man" but with no pretense at the subliminal part.

At some point, doesn't it sound just a wee bit like he's dancing on the graves of the victims because his failed ambitions got a new lease on life? And isn't that "point" getting pretty far in the rear view mirror?

But amazingly he's only becoming a laughing stock on the Net, major media just keep letting him get away with it.

CtrlAltDelete: Oh for f*cks sake.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

4%, Rudy. You're done.

Guiliani is the only person I want to be presedent less than the current one.

Call me crazy, but if I was mayor of NY during one of the darkest days in American history, I might try and resist the temptation to whore it out for personal gain. Somebody cockpunch that sack of shiat, stat.



Everyone shifts down one and Rudy jumps directly to first place.

Pope?

ChewbaccaJones:

FTW, all day long.

What the hell is wrong with this man? It's like he has 9/11 tourettes or something.

never forget

I bet he mumbles it in his sleep. 9/11... *snort*... 9/11

Look, you can see the little sprout of the 'stache starting to grow.

Troublemakers A.C.: never forget

Those are some real purdy legs there.

I know Iowa isn't a perfect statistical model, but you have to laugh when Rudy Ninelevenani comes in behind the "protest vote" candidate.

It really, truly, could not happen to a nicer guy.

MisterTweak: Clearly, Rudy is just too busy fighting terrorism to bother with trivial things like campaigning.

what a farking douchenozzle ghoul. i swear, i do believe i'd actually rather spend a month on a desert island with george w. bush than an hour with rudi 9iu11ani.

So, it's a multi-person blog. Like a LiveJournal community. I'm not impressed.

Oops, wrong thread.

"Every sentence that comes out of that man's mouth contains three things: a noun, a verb, and 9/11." - Joe Biden on you-know-who

/Biden for veep!

You know how as kids we used to say something like "Well if you love it so much, why don't you marry it?"

I think Rudy is seriously considering another wife.

Here's my tryout for the Rudy speech writing team:

You know, when I look at my hands, I get to thinking; there are twenty digits: Nine and eleven when totaled. I can't help but to think of 9/11 every time I see my hands or feet together. Showers break my heart, and shaving stabs my soul.

You know, everytime I read one of these headlines, I think it's a joke. And then I read the article and he actually says it.

Poopspasm: Call me crazy, but if I was mayor of NY during one of the darkest days in American history, I might try and resist the temptation to whore it out for personal gain.

You don't understand. 9/11 changed everything.

Why am I the first person to mention that the word "rejigger" is used in this story?

TsuZi
SoothinglyDeranged
southaustin
Mars232 - You are all to kind :)

And NewportBarGuy - That is so friggin wrong. I laughed my ass off.

What the hell is 9/11? I've seen this mentioned a few times on this site but I have no idea what it means. Can someone please explain it?

AgentOrangeDrink: What the hell is 9/11? I've seen this mentioned a few times on this site but I have no idea what it means. Can someone please explain it?

It has something to do with Weird Al's parents.

TheOmni: You know, everytime I read one of these headlines, I think it's a joke. And then I read the article and he actually says it.

EXACTLY! and then i go the thread because i find them ever so amusing. chewbaccajones in particular made this one full of win.


/severely dislikes guilliani

AgentOrangeDrink: What the hell is 9/11? I've seen this mentioned a few times on this site but I have no idea what it means. Can someone please explain it?

11/9 for all us people who drive on the correct side of the road and use the metric system.

/9/11 is my birthday
//thanks a farking bunch you farking farks

Yeah, worried one of the TV cameras might pan off him to something else, like the huge farking hole in lower Manhattan.

Rudy may have 9/11, but McCain has Wilford Brimley.

ChewbaccaJones: Douchebag.

He must have a trainer or something to hype him up and get him to attempt fitting9/11 references where they don't belong.

Waitress: "Can I take your order?"

Giuliani: "What's the special"

Waitress: "Eggs over easy."

Giuliani: "Well I'll tellya what I won't get over easy...9/11!!!"



Rude, he talked about 9/11?

No, No! Rudy talked about 9/11, but he lost in Iowa.

Buddy lost in Iowa?

co-conspirator: Worried that we would learn how he ignored all studies and advice from emergency management people and decided that the command center should be at the WTC complex, WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY THE TARGET OF TERRORIST ATTACKS so he could toss an assload of money to his campaign contributer who held the lease?

I'd be worried too, that people might reasonably conclude that I was therefore responsible for the giant clusterfark that came from having no effective communications during just the sort of disaster that the command center was designed to manage. Perhaps NYPD and FDNY might still bear a grudge about that. A few hundred killed because of my cronyism and incompetence.

Yep, I'd be scared, too.

To be fair, very few politicians think like engineers. The concept of putting redundant systems in two different places would be alien to far more than 9/11 boy. Even the politicians that tend to be regarded as being of above-average rationality, like Clinton or Reagan, would probably have farked that one up in much the same manner.

Jim_Callahan: To be fair, very few politicians think like engineers. The concept of putting redundant systems in two different places would be alien to far more than 9/11 boy. Even the politicians that tend to be regarded as being of above-average rationality, like Clinton or Reagan, would probably have farked that one up in much the same manner.

I don't fault him as much for that whole communications device problem as many others do, but the placement of the command center is absolutely farking ridiculous to any rational thinking person. He was warned against it, and other locations were suggested, but he wanted it to be there. When the shiat hit the fan and he came under fire for the placement of it he tried to say that he wanted it elsewhere and blamed it on some underling, who later released an old memo to the press proving that Rudy was lying his ass off.

"[Iowa] doesn't worry me -- September 11, there were times I was worried." Guess who said it

If this is true, may he croak on 9/11/09 at 9:11am at Ground Zero.

Flying Lasagna Monster: Rudy may have 9/11, but McCain has Wilford Brimley.

And you know what Wilford Brimley has?

Diabeetus.

I saw his commercial for the first time last night. It was all pretty much "Terrorism! 9/11! War! ZOMGWTF, WE'RE ALL GOING TO farkING DIE!!!!!!111!ONE!....Paid for by Giuliani '08.

It was disgusting.

The man has become a cliche of his former self.

Chuck Wagon: Poopspasm: Call me crazy, but if I was mayor of NY during one of the darkest days in American history, I might try and resist the temptation to whore it out for personal gain.

You don't understand. 9/11 changed everything.

You didn't even know what 9/11 was until 2004.