Voters in New Hampshire beware, Chuck Norris has already chosen your candidate. He suggests you vote for him.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside it.

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets all Chuck Norris-y.

Wait, Chuck Norris or MacGyver?

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has ten dollars.

Wait... no Summon Bevets card for him?

I heard if Chuck Norris gets mad at you he'll hit you and it will hurt.

leisurejack: Wait, Chuck Norris or MacGyver?

You better start to run

I think Chuck Norris jumped the shark this year.

MacEnvy: I think Chuck Norris jumped the shark this year.

No, the shark jumped Chuck Norris.

/am I doing it wrong?

MacEnvy: I think Chuck Norris jumped the shark this year.

Are you even aware of the election results from last night? Huckabee's campaign manager sums it up best when he said, "You can't even estimate the Chuck Norris factor"

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

Will continue to pretend that being popular on the internet equates with any kind of clue as to what's good for America.

Chuck jumped the shark after Delta Force.

Norris is farking embarrassing himself hanging out with that nutcase.

DaSwankOne: Are you even aware of the election results from last night? Huckabee's campaign manager sums it up best when he said, "You can't even estimate the Chuck Norris factor"

That'll be the title of a history book one day.

You Can't Even Estime the Chuck Norris Factor: The decline and fall of the American empire

whidbey: Norris is farking embarrassing himself hanging out with that nutcase.

Wow. I never thought I would see the day when whidbey drank the Limbaugh Kool-Aid

DaSwankOne: Wow. I never thought I would see the day when whidbey drank the Limbaugh Kool-Aid

Yeah, right.

And speaking of kool-aid, Limbaugh's obviously got an antidote, because why that fatbag wouldn't be rooting for a whacko like Huckabee is puzzling at best.

Maybe it made Fatf*ck take a long hard look at his own fish-eyed view of the world and it hit a little TOO close to home.

Quick! Call Huckabee a SOCIALIST before the comparisons get too out of hand...

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever provide Christopher Walken with enough cowbell.

No matter who the candidates are in the 2008 election, the winner will be Chuck Norris.

Will Christie Brinkley be there?

Bea Arthur could make Chuck Norris scream like a woman.

/Chuck was in the Air Force
//Bea was a Marine

This country will NEVER have a president with the last name of Huckabee. No farking way

Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better farking do what Chuck Norris says.

If the headline read, "Chuck Norris to travel to New Hampshire with Huckabee Obama" this eventual train wreck of a thread would have an entirely different tone.

I for one would like to welcome our new Chuck overlord.

Seriously, how would Chuck Norris in his prime have done against a top UFC star, like Liddel, Rampage, or Couture? I say he'd get his ass handed to him in about a minute, and I'm not even joking.

whidbey And speaking of kool-aid, Limbaugh's obviously got an antidote, because why that fatbag wouldn't be rooting for a whacko like Huckabee is puzzling at best.

Huckabee is who the liberals want to get the republican nomination. If you can't see this you need to pay more attention. Hell Olderman and Mathews were fawning over him. He's a useful idiot in their eyes.

SuperDuper28: If the headline read, "Chuck Norris to travel to New Hampshire with Huckabee Obama" this eventual train wreck of a thread would have an entirely different tone.

No. I'd still say Bea Arthur is more man than Chuck Norris.

Did anyone notice this on the left panel on that page?

"Clinton says she is the most innocent candidate"

Based on the premise of "Innocent until proven guilty" I assume.

The only consolation of her winning the Presidency would be if she brought back all the shiat she stole when they were evicted last time.

If Chuck Norris isn't careful, he'll become a bit too acquainted with the 'die' part of New Hampshire's "live free or die" motto.

/I'd take New Hampshire over Chuck Norris any day
//Especially that northern part, there ain't no rednecks like yankee rednecks.

GuyCaballero: Seriously, how would Chuck Norris in his prime have done against a top UFC star, like Liddel, Rampage, or Couture? I say he'd get his ass handed to him in about a minute, and I'm not even joking.

MacEnvy: I think Chuck Norris jumped the shark this year.

Chuck Norris does not jump the shark. He roundhouse kicks it into Atlantis.

Chuck Norris can eat just one.

Think how well Huckabee would have done if he had Jack Bauer's support.


/What if God, Superman, Chuck, and Jack all got into a fight?

Fred Thompson named his cat Chuck Norris because he thinks Chuck Norris is a pussy.

whidbey:

Yeah, right.

And speaking of kool-aid, Limbaugh's obviously got an antidote, because why that fatbag wouldn't be rooting for a whacko like Huckabee is puzzling at best.

Maybe it made Fatf*ck take a long hard look at his own fish-eyed view of the world and it hit a little TOO close to home.

Quick! Call Huckabee a SOCIALIST before the comparisons get too out of hand...

The troll is strong in this one.

Is he bringing a Total Gym?

Chuck Norris to travel to New Hampshire with Huckabee. Will hit casino with only a joker, a "get out of jail free" Monopoly card, a two of clubs, seven of spades and a green No. 4 card from the game Uno

Apparently, in New Hempshire, that's a royal flush.

I tried to rickroll Chuck Norris once. It just played a really hot porn clip.

GuyCaballero: Seriously, how would Chuck Norris in his prime have done against a top UFC star, like Liddel, Rampage, or Couture? I say he'd get his ass handed to him in about a minute, and I'm not even joking.

We'll never know. This is like comparing todays boxers with those of yore, or baseball players, or girl friends.

Chuck was a badass in his day, but the rules have changed.

/no, not that kind of boxers

Oldiron_79: I for one would like to welcome our new Chuck overlord.

FTFY

Rawsta This country will NEVER have a president with the last name of Huckabee. No farking way

Like Obama has a shot, it rhymes with Osama. I can just hear the necks in the south. I aint gonna vote fer no terrorist.

Subby: there aren't any casinos in New Hampshire

Chuck Norris is actually making a public appearance at The Barley House in Concord.

Impromptu Fark party anyone?

/Huckabee will be there too

Showing up in a Casino with your own cards is frowned on, even if they are only the two of clubs and the seven of spades. I recommend the blackjack table.

I'm Chuck Norris so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Mars232: CHUCK NORRIS IS FUFU LITTLE FAIRY PANSY!!!



Speaking of fufu little fairy pansies

GuyCaballero: Seriously, how would Chuck Norris in his prime have done against a top UFC star, like Liddel, Rampage, or Couture? I say he'd get his ass handed to him in about a minute, and I'm not even joking.

In his prime? They would never have seen him coming. I mean, if the match were open to any fighting style, he would've destroyed those guys.

Current Facebook picture:




/Chuck Norris doesn't make endorsements, he tells everyone how it's gonna be
//This is not a democracy, it's a Chucktocracy.
//Yeah, I know, it's done with some free version of PhotoStudio for Mac

And no doubt people will vote for anybody just because tells us to.

Thank God we have celebrities tell us how to think, because I guess we can't think for ourselves.