Surgery; I'm not half the man I used to be.
You know, if you break my heart I'll go But I'll be back again
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart Surgery Band

+1 subby.

"I Buried Paul".

golf clap for subby

28IF

reports say surgery sucked, but performed fast in the ocotopus' garden

Turn me on, deadman.

How many Beatles are still alive?

I've got Paul in my death pool for the year, just on a hunch. Good news for me here I guess.

Bob Down: Surgery; I'm not half the man I used to be.
You know, if you break my heart I'll go But I'll be back again
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart Surgery Band

I LOL'ed. Thanks.

Were the surgeons fixing a hole?

Here's to a speedy recovery, Paul...

Excellent headline!

eqtworld: When he was young he trolled the would world pretending to be dead.

When I read this post, it was accompanied with a chorus of "You know he did / You know he did / You know he di-id" in my head.

Get well soon, William Shears Campbell.

That "William Shears Campbell" website (new window) is fascinating. If it weren't such a big shock to believe that Paul really did die, then the site would've convinced me with its methodical, intelligent argument. If I were on a jury I would have to agree with his argument.

So much for the vegan diet...

-Somebody get Sir Paul a Ham Sammich!

I'm burying Paul...I mean, cranberry sauce.

Could someone explain the joke to those of us that missed most of the Beatles era? (my parents were 40's/50's children, and i'm an 80's/90's child.. so i kinda missed the 60's/70's.)

ekdikeo4: Could someone explain the joke to those of us that missed most of the Beatles era? (my parents were 40's/50's children, and i'm an 80's/90's child.. so i kinda missed the 60's/70's.)

Baby you're a rich fag Jew.

Hey wait before ekdikeo4 tries to get me banned, that was a good answer, right?

Confabulat: Hey wait before ekdikeo4 tries to get me banned, that was a good answer, right?

No.

Bye.

*waves*

ekdikeo4

3:58 into the song (new window)

It's hard to imagine a world, anymore, of stoned wish-they-could-be-Farkers without an internet or any way to really talk to each other, so a long time ago, in the 1960s, people took lots of drugs and made up weird conspiracy theories about mumbles and oddball pictures on album covers.

Lennon's rambling "Cranberry sauce" at the end of "Strawberry Fields Forever" still hasn't convinced some people he didn't bury Paul.

They really did sing "rich fag jew" over "rich man, too", in reference to their manager, Brian Epstein. John was a naughty boy sometimes.

The "Paul Is Dead" hoax caused their sagging record sales to soar yet again. Yes, the smoking joker does indeed laugh at you.

CrackedEgg: Confabulat: Hey wait before ekdikeo4 tries to get me banned, that was a good answer, right?

No.

Bye.

*waves*

But, but, I'm more popular than Jesus!

Excellent headline!

/the walrus was Paul

Glenechocreek The "Paul Is Dead" hoax caused their sagging record sales to soar yet again. Yes, the smoking joker does indeed laugh at you.

Oh really? What "sagging records sales" might you be referring to, back in 1969?

Confabulat: CrackedEgg: Confabulat: Hey wait before ekdikeo4 tries to get me banned, that was a good answer, right?

No.

Bye.

*waves*

But, but, I'm more popular than Jesus!

*rattles his jewelry*

Oh really? What "sagging records sales" might you be referring to, back in 1969?

Their sales dropped off after the Guitar Gods like Jimi and Clapton arrived. Pop music was somewhat on the wane.

/know your history

Isn't McCartney a big time vegetarian? How come he has blockages usually associated with fatty foods? hmmmmmm?

BlameBush: Isn't McCartney a big time vegetarian? How come he has blockages usually associated with fatty foods? hmmmmmm?

-He's been Vegetarian since the 60's. His first wife Linda even started a line of organic vegetarian meals. She died of cancer.

-Draw your own conclusions.

phlegmography
Oh really? What "sagging records sales" might you be referring to, back in 1969?

Well, in 1966 their sales took a hit from John's "We're bigger than Jesus" quote. Only for a year or two though.
The "clues" supposedly start around 1966 or 1967 with the "Revolver" or "Sgt. pepper's" albums. If it WAS all just a marketing ploy to boost sales, then that statement (create Paul Is Dead to boost record sales") would kind of make sense, despite the fact that the Beatles claimed that they thought it was nonsense and had nothing to do with it (I assume they made a similar statement).