Needs more American Pie".

Really? I, um, disagree with this list.

Yeah. Needed Piano Man.

I was hoping for "Wanted Dead Or Alive". List was... meh.

"Friends in Low Places" or STFU.

beirmaster 2007-12-31 08:39:21 PM
Needs more American Pie".

holy shiat, a winner on the very first ....well, you know.

The Dropkick Murphys are disappointed.

Here I go again on my own!
Going down the only road I've ever known!

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

Okay, so perhaps any Journey song would qualify...but as far as Queen is concerned, why would they choose "Fat Bottomed Girls" over "We Will Rock You," or even "Bohemian Rhapsody!?"

That list was full of fail for so many reasons, not least of which because it didn't have "Sweet Caroline" on it either. Hrmph!

"Home for a rest" - Spirit of the West.

Find it, listen to it.

/not my fault if you wake up hoarse and hungover

Freebird!!!!

The Replacements- "Can't Hardly Wait"

Never been sung sober yet!

No Louie, Louie?

"Straight to Hell" by Drivin-n-Cryin. During the stanzas it gets a little mumbly, but oh that chorus. Rings like a bell. A very, very drunk bell.

This is the top five songs to sing if your gay, right?

CaffietineFiend: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

Okay, so perhaps any Journey song would qualify...but as far as Queen is concerned, why would they choose "Fat Bottomed Girls" over "We Will Rock You," or even "Bohemian Rhapsody!?"

That list was full of fail for so many reasons, not least of which because it didn't have "Sweet Caroline" on it either. Hrmph!

Shaun of the Dead established that the definitive Queen pub song is Don't Stop Me Now

No Waltzing Matilida? Sounds like this list was made by a bunch of frat girls.

I pound on the door 'cause she wont let me in...

/I seem to have misunderstood the headline
//I thought it meant good drinking songs

bah this (new window) is the best sing along drunken song

How Petty. Tom Petty.

Breakdown
Go ahead
give it to me

Loves me some TP

CobaltthoriumG: How Petty. Tom Petty.

Breakdown
Go ahead
give it to me

Loves me some TP

Don't forget the Traveling Wilburys - particularly Handle With Care and End of the Line

My ding-a-ling.
My ding-a-ling.
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.


Best song to sing when drunk.

Tron-tonian: "Home for a rest" - Spirit of the West.

Find it, listen to it.

/not my fault if you wake up hoarse and hungover


You'll have to excuse me I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a week
I've been drunk since I left.

Too bad they aren't known much outside Canada. That song was a gaurantee play at virtually any bar/club when I was at University. Complete with drunken college kids doing a fake jig.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sPJD3qcIL7s

Pretty sucky list.

However.

JUST A SMALLTOWN GIRL

Since there's no links that I see in the article, here you go:

#5: You've Lost That Loving Feeling - Righteous Brothers (new window)
#4: Don't Stop Beliving - Journey (new window)
#3: To Be With You - Mr. Big (new window)
#2: Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen (new window)
#1: Build Me Up - The Foundations (new window)

I don't think I agree with any of those choices, but yeah, there they are.

nodubs: My ding-a-ling.
This. (new window) NSFW for most people I would imagine.

I'll see your My Ding-A-Ling and raise you an artist who used that as an album name. Judge Dread - Donkey (four letter slang term for a penis that starts with a D goes here). No links for it, but I'm sure you motivated farkers can find it. It's well worth the effort if you pay attention to the lyrics.

Now I know what the frat-trash sing at their parties. Neat.

Come on:

Sweet Caroline by Neal Diamond
Cecelia by Paul Simon
Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett
Come On Eileen by Dexies midnight runners
500 miles by The Proclaimers

Da Dut Da Da Dut Da

done and done

No Nellie the Elephant from ToyDolls?

Article is full oh fail.

For us it used to be Jump Around by House of Pain.

The sing a longs where you are supposed to look at each other as you sing are really really gay, sorry

No "Living on a Prayer"?

FAIL

Tourney3p0: The Dropkick Murphys are disappointed.

Beat me to it dammit. Kiss Me, I'm shiatfaced should so be on that list

FAIL

Sweet Caroline
Cecelia
Living on a Prayer
Build me Up Buttercup
Alabama's Dixieland Delight

Sweet Caroline thirded. You play that in a bar full of drunken Irishmen and and you'd better have your earplugs in.

I would like to get drunk with orlostone and FrodaddyATL, but only if we can also sing "Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies.

Ahhhh, Sugar. Unnhhh honey, honey. You are my Candy Girl...

No Tubthumping by Chumbawamba?

'Round here number 1 is most certainly "Barrett's Privateers".

A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End.

That is all.

Other than the Righteous Brothers song, Not my choices.

Swap Bohemian Rhapsody or Killer Queen for Fat Bottom Girls(actually not a bad song, though)

Got have a Buffett tune. my choice is Cheesburger In Paradise.

Most of the Tom Petty choices provided would work.

American Pie

and

Piano Man (Especially if you have a baby grand piano available)

The Wild Rover by The Pogues.

/!

Ecobuckeye: Sweet Caroline thirded. You play that in a bar full of drunken Irishmen and and you'd better have your earplugs in.

Ummm, no. If you play that in a bar full of drunken Irish-American fratboy types you might need earplugs. If you play it in a bar full of drunken Irishmen you'll get a lot of ugly looks and someone asking you why you're such a fag.

These are better. Link (new window)

starleen: No Tubthumping by Chumbawamba?

Not that I endorse it, but that's the one song I was 100% sure would be on the list. Go figure...

Rhinestone Cowboy

StormDawg, I wish I could say I didn't endorse it, but my conscience won't let me because I have actually sang this song drunk...yesterday

/shame

I would agree with Journey, but not anything else on the list.

This list is chock full o' fail!

"Pints of Guinness Make You Strong"

Evelyn sits by the elevator doors.
It's been 37 years since James dies on St. Patrick's Day in 1964,
but she could not hold it against him.
There were times when there was nothing she could do but lie in bed all day beside a picture of them together...
A picture of better days...

And just like James, I'll be drinking Irish tonight
and the memory of his last work week wil be gone forever...
Evelyn I'm not coming home tonight,
if we're never together
if I'm never back again
well I swear to god that I'll love you forever
Evelyn I'm not coming home tonight...

In all the years that went by she said she'd always love him
and from the day that he died she never loved again.
In his wallet she kept in her nightstand an A.A. card and a lock of red hair.
She kept secrets of pride locked so tight in her heart
it killed a part of her before the rest was gone.
She said, "if I would have known just how things would have ended up I just would have let myself die."

And just like James, I'll be drinking Irish tonight
and the memory of his last work week wil be gone forever...
Evelyn I'm not coming home tonight,
if we're never together
if I'm never back again
well I swear to god that I'll love you forever
Evelyn I'm not coming home tonight...

How could they have only gotten one good song on that list (Journey) and completely FAILED on the other four?

No Flock of Seagulls? Blasphemous.

/AND I RAAAAAN, I RAN SOO FARR AWAYYYYYAYYAYAY

Honorable mention: "The Blarney Stone" by Ween.

we always sing say it ain't so by weezer and fett's vette by mc chris... yeah. we're dorks.