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(FARK) Survey Fark's 2007 Headline of the Year contest: Politics (details in thread)   (forums.fark.com) divider line 22
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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:46:46 PM  
489 votes:
Barack Obama campaigned door-to-door in Iowa on Saturday. In other news, Des Moines police report that they have received a large number of calls from frightened residents claiming there is a black man standing on their porch


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:44:45 PM  
417 votes:
Japanese lesbian begins run for parliament purple monkey dishwasher I once killed a man. Let's face it, you stopped reading this headline after the first two words



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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:44:16 PM  
334 votes:
Hillary Clinton announces she used her faith to cope with Bill's infidelity. Her long, hard, pulsating, battery-operated faith


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:40:29 PM  
260 votes:
Sen. Tim Johnson leaves hospital, downgraded from "brain damaged" to "Functioning Senator"


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:44:31 PM  
258 votes:
White House press room evacuated because of a suspicious-looking device, possibly a lie detector


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:43:29 PM  
230 votes:
Six months later, still no charges against ex-Congressman Mark Foley (R-eacharounds). Foley uncharacteristically tight-lipped but is eager to turn the page


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:46:16 PM  
192 votes:
Bush to host Dalai Lama at White House. The two will not shake hands or embrace as is customary, out of concern they might cancel each other out


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:45:27 PM  
185 votes:
Bush to have colonoscopy as doctors attempt to find his head; Cheney to take temporary control


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:40:01 PM  
182 votes:
Fight over Kashmir at level not seen since the time Siegfried and Roy both reached for the same scarf


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:40:17 PM  
181 votes:
Czechs give go-ahead for US 'stars wars' base, only to find themselves overrun by fat angry teddy bears with spears


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:43:47 PM  
174 votes:
UN issues statement that calls on the Sudanese government to investigate rapes in Darfur, threatens to use a larger font for next statement if investigation is not performed


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:46:33 PM  
166 votes:
CIA probes conduct of office that probes CIA conduct. Inspectors Mobius and Escher on the case


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:43:14 PM  
160 votes:
So Bush is all like, "nuh uh" and the House was like, "subpoenowed" and now the Senate is all like "what they said, biatch"


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:40:43 PM  
156 votes:
Scooter found guilty. Kermit, Fozzie beyond words


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:44:00 PM  
139 votes:
Turkey, Kurds move toward all-out fighting. Cranberries, stuffing still in bilateral talks


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:42:56 PM  
106 votes:
Georgia governor skeptical about slavery apology, indoor plumbing


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:47:04 PM  
103 votes:
President Bush lands at Miramar to tour fires, calls on Miramar leadership to stop cracking down on monks


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:45:01 PM  
97 votes:
Pope supports stem-cell research that doesn't involve embryos, stems, cells, research, popes, pope-mobiles, conception, Italians, space shuttles, condoms, fettuccini alfredo, SUVs and Nancy Pelosi's boobies. Everything else is fine


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:45:42 PM  
86 votes:
Turkey preparing to invade Iraq. Formation of a fecal-oscillatory rotor matrix is imminent


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:42:43 PM  
59 votes:
Speechwriter position open in Romney campaign. Must have excellent writing skills and understand not to insert a quote by Fidel Castro into a speech delivered in Miami. Salary negotiable


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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:45:54 PM  
54 votes:
U.S. ranks last on environment, first in couch-based technologies


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GoldenMetalRaven 2007-12-31 01:09:24 PM  
1 votes:
Pete Stark (D-emon) is believed to be first congressman to declare nontheism. That'll teach those fundies that dog has no place in American politics

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