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(BBC) Scary Madonna will CRUSH your puny neck with her mighty cyborg yoga-hands   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 32
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Feel_the_velvet 2007-12-31 05:08:45 AM  
She'll be reaching for the Aspercreme tomorrow

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 05:09:41 AM  
I don't like the new guitar-playing Madonna, because I love the guitar and hate Madonna.

She stunk up my youth with her shiatty disco music.

And now she is playing guitar? fark her.

 
slobarnuts 2007-12-31 05:17:21 AM  
She's like 80 now, If I were 80 i'd love to be hitting that.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 05:17:37 AM  
Those are granny hands. Do I see liver spots?

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 05:24:07 AM  
slobarnuts: She's like 80 now, If I were 80 i'd love to be hitting that.

If you were 80, you would more than likely be hitting the belle of the ball at the retirement home, as long as she didn't have a heart condition, and as long as you didn't have an erection that lasted more than four hours.

 
Shazzoir [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 05:48:00 AM  
Yikes, she is the living description of the word "stringy". Ugh!

 
lordargent 2007-12-31 06:03:47 AM  
slobarnuts : She's like 80 now

Um, she's 49.

 
Mr. Programmer 2007-12-31 07:16:15 AM  
lordargent: slobarnuts : She's like 80 now

Um, she's 49.


In girl years that's 80

 
IrateShadow [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 07:34:59 AM  
Yikes. Why didn't they cast her as the Joker? She's far scarier than anything Hollywood can imagine.

 
steevmit 2007-12-31 11:06:24 AM  
Reminds me of a latina girlfriend who used to enjoy throttling me while doing the naughty.

/just me?

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 11:20:03 AM  
Mr. Programmer: In girl years that's 80

lol

 
botsects 2007-12-31 12:25:05 PM  
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Yoga Flame!

 
boomaze 2007-12-31 12:27:23 PM  
steevmit: Reminds me of a latina girlfriend who used to enjoy throttling me while doing the naughty.

/just me?

Finally, a brother I can talk to! I've felt so alone

 
boomaze 2007-12-31 12:28:02 PM  
Seriously, though, is that phtotshopped? How the fark do you get dick skinners that meaty? Ick

 
FarkinHostile 2007-12-31 12:29:50 PM  
Reminds me of a latina girlfriend who used to enjoy throttling me while doing the naughty.

/just me?


Nah, but mine is German/Scottish.

We take turns choking.

 
Dr.Zom 2007-12-31 12:32:10 PM  
Would still hit it.


It hurts. It hurts her. It
shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat farks her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a fark machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:33:29 PM  
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boomaze 2007-12-31 12:35:30 PM  
Walker

Jesus Christ, i'm scared.

 
viccellini 2007-12-31 12:37:17 PM  
Hey, Programmer, I'd like to see you when you're 49. I'm sure you'll be the belle of the farking ball.

I smell sexist pig, roasting.

 
Broken Logic [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:38:45 PM  
I read that as 'Yoda' hands...apparently the close-up with the water bottle isn't far off.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:42:02 PM  
It's a close call between her and Sarah Jessica Parker for manliest man-hands.

 
boomaze 2007-12-31 12:46:25 PM  
viccellini: Hey, Programmer, I'd like to see you when you're 49. I'm sure you'll be the belle of the farking ball.

I smell sexist pig, roasting.

If I'm 49 and my hands look like that, I'll kill myself and I'm a dude.

 
ferrigno [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:47:50 PM  
beef jerky

 
Travis McGee 2007-12-31 12:48:01 PM  
You can get all the plastic surgery, liposuction, botox, bleaching, tucking, tanning, lifting, reducing, and enhancements you want... your hands will always give you away.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2007-12-31 01:42:07 PM  
I love Madonna. Great music, great presence, always something different, never afraid to take risks.

 
for good or for awesome 2007-12-31 03:41:59 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: I love Madonna. Great music, great presence, always something different, never afraid to take risks.

Lol!

 
kanesays 2007-12-31 05:09:37 PM  
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Doesn't get much creepier than that.

 
gregoire4 2007-12-31 08:20:57 PM  
Those aren't man-hands, they are Arnold-as-Conan hands.

 
spacebar 2007-12-31 08:29:29 PM  
In other news, she's got perfect technique.

 
theurge14 2008-01-01 01:49:57 AM  
She's turning into those weightlifting grandmas you might see as a guest on the Tyra Banks show.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-01-01 10:13:09 AM  
steevmit: Reminds me of a latina girlfriend who used to enjoy throttling me while doing the naughty.

/just me?

No, I think we all did her. Some of us while she was dating you.

However, I would still allow Madonna to choke my chicken with those hands.

 
unknownkadath 2008-01-02 05:14:32 PM  
Are you guys sure that was Madonna? Looked a lot like Courtney Love to me.

 
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