Simpson declined to name songwriting collaborators, but tells Billboard.com she will most definitely be involved in the creative process.

Be afraid.

Since she's conquered the bottom of the pop charts and the direct-to-video market, Jessica Simpson is going country

So basically she's going to be singing the exact same horrific corporate pop bullshiat, but with a little bit of fiddle and steel way down in the mix.

/no reason

This is what Country music needs now.
A bleach bonde silicone tittied media whore.
She can be the Britney Spears of Nashville!
Yeeeehawwwwww!

figures.

And when her country career tanks, she will put out a Christian music album. It's the last refuge of the talentless.

kanesays

Or join forces with P. Diddy (or what he's calling himself)

/from yeehaw to yo

I hate her so much. She gives the rest of us blondes a bad name.

strangeguitar: /no reason

I wonder how much time she spends whining about this crap and the fact that she has no talent and is losing her grip on fame. I ask because I imagine this crap is draining Tony Romo's will to live and is really hurting his game prep.

It's just that it has been a while since I have opened the book.

ya think?
Could she read a paragraph without asking someone for help with the big words?
She is going to write???

The man in black is rolling over in his grave

Can anyone name a Jessica Simpson hit apart from her cover of These Boots? I couldn't name a song of hers to save my life. Britney Spears sucks just as much but I can at least name a couple of her tunes.

She's kind of goony looking but I have to admit I'd fark her to death and mourn the loss.

I'll help her with her country career. I'd like to try to make her walk bow -legged.

Sounds like a great move; I think she'd be very suitable for singing country music. She has a sweet timbre to her voice.

Sex tape to be released in 3...2...1...

I think she would be great as a coontry singer...

El Freak: So basically she's going to be singing the exact same horrific corporate pop bullshiat, but with a little bit of fiddle and steel way down in the mix.


Well I heard she's planning to play in Texas so, you know, she's got to have a fiddle in the band.

She could have easily been the hottest Ferengi ever on an episode of Deep Space Nine. Perfect bone structure for the role, and one amazing body.

If you still needed proof that today's country is just teen pop with hats and boots, here it is.

She needs to be smacked if she sticks her finger in her mouth one more time for her "sexy pose".