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(Billboard) Amusing Since she's conquered the bottom of the pop charts and the direct-to-video market, Jessica Simpson is going country   (billboard.com) divider line 21
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ZAZ [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 08:30:46 PM  
Simpson declined to name songwriting collaborators, but tells Billboard.com she will most definitely be involved in the creative process.

Be afraid.

 
El Freak [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 08:46:43 PM  
Since she's conquered the bottom of the pop charts and the direct-to-video market, Jessica Simpson is going country

So basically she's going to be singing the exact same horrific corporate pop bullshiat, but with a little bit of fiddle and steel way down in the mix.

 
strangeguitar 2007-12-30 08:54:20 PM  
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/no reason

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 09:44:39 PM  
This is what Country music needs now.
A bleach bonde silicone tittied media whore.
She can be the Britney Spears of Nashville!
Yeeeehawwwwww!

 
wouldestous 2007-12-30 11:20:33 PM  
figures.

 
kanesays 2007-12-30 11:21:30 PM  
And when her country career tanks, she will put out a Christian music album. It's the last refuge of the talentless.

 
archerjoe 2007-12-30 11:36:35 PM  
kanesays

Or join forces with P. Diddy (or what he's calling himself)

/from yeehaw to yo

 
Saracuda 2007-12-30 11:46:28 PM  
I hate her so much. She gives the rest of us blondes a bad name.

 
theurge14 2007-12-30 11:48:43 PM  
strangeguitar: /no reason

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Troy McClure 2007-12-31 12:02:09 AM  
I wonder how much time she spends whining about this crap and the fact that she has no talent and is losing her grip on fame. I ask because I imagine this crap is draining Tony Romo's will to live and is really hurting his game prep.

 
MarkMartinFan 2007-12-31 01:05:47 AM  
It's just that it has been a while since I have opened the book.

ya think?
Could she read a paragraph without asking someone for help with the big words?
She is going to write???

The man in black is rolling over in his grave

 
Communication Breakdown 2007-12-31 02:19:04 AM  
Can anyone name a Jessica Simpson hit apart from her cover of These Boots? I couldn't name a song of hers to save my life. Britney Spears sucks just as much but I can at least name a couple of her tunes.

 
FecalMatters 2007-12-31 02:23:44 AM  
She's kind of goony looking but I have to admit I'd fark her to death and mourn the loss.

 
Disgruntled Postal Worker 2007-12-31 07:14:54 AM  
I'll help her with her country career. I'd like to try to make her walk bow -legged.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2007-12-31 08:18:10 AM  
Sounds like a great move; I think she'd be very suitable for singing country music. She has a sweet timbre to her voice.

 
Millzners 2007-12-31 08:36:59 AM  
Sex tape to be released in 3...2...1...

 
Bandwagon03 2007-12-31 09:27:59 AM  
I think she would be great as a coontry singer...

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2007-12-31 12:37:53 PM  
El Freak: So basically she's going to be singing the exact same horrific corporate pop bullshiat, but with a little bit of fiddle and steel way down in the mix.


Well I heard she's planning to play in Texas so, you know, she's got to have a fiddle in the band.

 
pngwnpwr 2007-12-31 03:47:19 PM  
She could have easily been the hottest Ferengi ever on an episode of Deep Space Nine. Perfect bone structure for the role, and one amazing body.

 
uncoveror 2007-12-31 06:10:28 PM  
If you still needed proof that today's country is just teen pop with hats and boots, here it is.

 
SwingingJohnson 2008-01-01 01:23:06 AM  
She needs to be smacked if she sticks her finger in her mouth one more time for her "sexy pose".

 
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