Who uses a ring finger to push in someones stool?

"Well, Linda, it's got chocolate all over it, ..."

jaylectricity: Who uses their ring finger for that? I've heard of pinkies, and index fingers, but a ring finger?

Just seems ackward is all.

Instead of The Shocker, it was more of a Vulcan Hello. Or a "Nanu Nanu".

This is why I am against Gay Marriage.



...Not really.

jaylectricity: Who uses their ring finger for that? I've heard of pinkies, and index fingers, but a ring finger?

Indeed.
Now a Rolex, on the other hand.........

Nuts, I wedged my hand all the way in there and found nothing.

The one place no one would look...

If anyone finds my ankle bracelet, please let me know.

I don't see the point of spending that much money on a cock ring if you're just gonna lose it.

It went up there as a lump of coal....

"A ring? That's it?"

If anyone finds my necklace, please let me know...

There was one of the '50s Black and White TV shows that was probably before "Fudge Packer" was common slang for Fags, that I seen on like Nick at night or something, that had a some charecter that was like the new neighbors moving in next door where someone asked what the guys job was, And he said he was a fudge packer down at the candy factory. Someone owed me a new remote......

FTA (directly under the headline)...Relative Who Bought Fudge From Woman Who Baked It Takes A Bite And Finds Ring


Obviously the reporter has never made fudge. You don't bake fudge, you cook the ingredients on top of the stove.

Perhaps she fell and hit her head on the coffee table, and that's why she doesn't know where her white gold wedding band went.

Those crazy gays and their weird sexual habits.

Here is the video referenced earlier.

Linky (new window)

"Make sure that not dirty, Sanchez."

And oddly, it is SFW. Just turn down the volume.

My hometown! Not a lot of fudge packers there, though. Only when Purdue plays Wisconsin.

Doggie McNugget: My hometown! Not a lot of fudge packers there, though. Only when Purdue plays Wisconsin.

Would you like some cheese with that ... er ... boilermaker?

Buttsecks?

/Obscure?
//Loved the movie. Anyone have it on DVD?

elvisaintdead: jaylectricity: Who uses their ring finger for that? I've heard of pinkies, and index fingers, but a ring finger?

Indeed.
Now a Rolex, on the other hand.........

you have a Rolex finger?

I stopped in for the Christopher Walken picture, and seeing as how Mugato has handled that, I'll just be along my way now.

Question is, who chomped the fudge to find it? 2 Girls?

clancifer: jaylectricity: Who uses their ring finger for that? I've heard of pinkies, and index fingers, but a ring finger?

Just seems ackward is all.

Instead of The Shocker, it was more of a Vulcan Hello. Or a "Nanu Nanu".

Vulcan Hello?! You're doing it wrong. (new window)

rm -rf /: The lady was doing it wrong:

Not if she's doin' the SHOWSTOPPAH!!!!

reminds me of Lucille ball skit

enrico1982: Question is, who chomped the fudge to find it? 2 Girls?

I didn't see anything in the story about the fudge being in one cup when the discovery occurred!

This story is about as "strange" as the story my sister told of when a turkey showed up in her yard. Not "strange" in that she lives a block away from a turkey farm.

Lose a ring while making fudge and it turns up in the fudge? What's so strange about that? A relative finds it and calls? So? Am I missing something here?

Constance Velocity: Lose a ring while making fudge and it turns up in the fudge? What's so strange about that? A relative finds it and calls? So? Am I missing something here?

Its not strange its Fark.

/why go and spoil it all by rtfa

Yeah, and if it hadn't been a relative who found it, she would have been sierra oscar lima.

Where else can you make fudge packing jokes if not on FARK? Funnily enough, I have next to me a massive jar of brown sugar fudge, given to me by a dear friend for Christmas. It is sensational, but I can only eat one piece at a time, it's just so sweet.

Ah, fudge, the cause of and answer to all Life's problems...(sorry Homer).

The humourous angle in this thread is the reference to the idiom "fudge packer", i.e. a male homosexual.

It is a very good thing that the ring wasn't found in the distended anus of a woofter. It would then be less a joke, I'm sure.

Could have been a nice story if not for all of the homophobic comments on here, nasty basturds

Now I'll play "Guess the references."

Mugato

"A ring? That's it?"

Pulp Fiction, very nice, first thing I thought of too.

FriarReb98

It went up there as a lump of coal....

Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Subtle and even more appropriate than Pulp Fiction. Nicely done.

FoxholeAtheist

Perhaps she fell and hit her head on the coffee table, and that's why she doesn't know where her white gold wedding band went.

Whoa. Did you just make a reference to Thomas Covenant?

Just goes to show you that fudge packers shouldn't be allowed to get married.

angryjd: The one place no one would look...

.... so says you.....

I'm not even going to read this thread with a headline like that.

Did anybody do the gerbil gag from South Park?

No. Don't tell me. I can't read the answer.

This headline tickled my funneh bone.

magic_patch: If anyone finds my necklace, please let me know...

Pearls?

One Million: Now I'll play "Guess the references."

FoxholeAtheist

Perhaps she fell and hit her head on the coffee table, and that's why she doesn't know where her white gold wedding band went.

Whoa. Did you just make a reference to Thomas Covenant?

They don't call him Lord Foul for nothing.

Altair is not amused.