Gnome? It's in Alaska.

I would have thought he used KDE.

subby:

the sign (,), a mark of punctuation used for indicating a division in a sentence, as in setting off a word, phrase, or clause, esp. when such a division is accompanied by a slight pause or is to be noted in order to give order to the sequential elements of the sentence.

...it's the gnomes...yeah

"The weekend before Christmas we had 12 calls of thefts of Christmas decorations," police said.

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Richard Pye: "The weekend before Christmas we had 12 calls of thefts of Christmas decorations," police said.

And a partridge in a pear tree.

THIS.

And when the cops came round to investigate he was quoted "Get off my lawn".

durty_nacho

hey, it's fark. i thought demeaning people was all part of the fun.

just having a laugh knowing that I'm not the only incompetent one

I bet this guy gets all kinds of chicks with a mugshot like that.

/ROFL

Eat The Placenta: subby:

the sign (,), a mark of punctuation used for indicating a division in a sentence, as in setting off a word, phrase, or clause, esp. when such a division is accompanied by a slight pause or is to be noted in order to give order to the sequential elements of the sentence.

...it's the gnomes...yeah

Great advice on creating headlines. How many links have you submitted that were approved?

durty_nacho: Eat The Placenta

You get him! I am so glad there are people like you to correct grammar for everyone else. You are pretty much awesome!

/not

Yeah, who needs sentences that make sense? If you're so smart, why can't you just figure out what subby meant instead of expecting him (and the mods) to rise to your level of intelligence by demonstrating a little basic understanding of the English language?

You intellectual snob! Its like you ecept people who went to shcool to in after the 1970's to know how to speel and use punctuation! Who do you think you are? Dam elitist!

I don't really blame him. You wouldn't want to be seen actually buying that crap!

Who stole Drew's gnome?

an alert neighbor? wtf? everybody knows the guy can't afford the crap?

100 Watt Walrus: durty_nacho: Eat The Placenta

You get him! I am so glad there are people like you to correct grammar for everyone else. You are pretty much awesome!

/not

Yeah, who needs sentences that make sense? If you're so smart, why can't you just figure out what subby meant instead of expecting him (and the mods) to rise to your level of intelligence by demonstrating a little basic understanding of the English language?

You intellectual snob! Its like you ecept people who went to shcool to in after the 1970's to know how to speel and use punctuation! Who do you think you are? Dam elitist!

lol gr4mm3r n4zi!
y spk engr1sh?
g0 l33t!

i so gl4d 100 w4tt w4l is uber l33t gr4mm3r pwnage

/omg...please don't
//i think my brain is bleeding

Dupin approves.


Yeah, that's not too obscure...

Kelly Pittaluga

Very nice MILFage. Hit it? You bet.

Eat The Placenta

The sign (.) is a period, and is used to indicate the termination of a complete sentence. Next time you come down on someone for their grammar, consider pairing a verb with your subject.

Otherwise, you could, in the way of similar morans, which it seems you are, at least, you might have been at some point, but I guess we'll never know, will we?

/what?

the dude's lawyer

read the eighth comment in this thread. it comes after the seventh.

have a wonderful day

How about some baby Jesii with motion-detonated C4 centers?

i wanna be a douche too!
eat the placenta

I can not tell if your definition for the comma is grammatically correct because the sentence runs on so long and doesn't seem to make much sense.

Placenta. Being self-deprecating doesn't make you any less of an idiot. Have a pleasant evening.

BalugaJoe: Who stole Drew's gnome?

Some Guy

i found the gnome - NSFW (new window)

49 years old. Somebody buy this maroon a computer.

So...he stole a bunch of Christmas decorations, and then decorated his OWN YARD with them? What?!

This is like those morons that steal a car, and then get caught a week later driving it! Smart car thieves sell the car, idiot ones...well, we see them on FARK!