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(Turnto23) Amusing Teacher arrested after asking two students if he could trace an outline of his penis for them. Kicker: He's charged with being annoying   (turnto23.com) divider line 77
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Fahkinell 2007-12-30 04:42:04 PM  
Annoying a child is a charge now?

With a 1-year penalty?

WTF. I mean, with the penis thing and all, he probably deserves some sort of punishment, but there's a charge for annoying a child?!

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2007-12-30 04:42:08 PM  
He could have just as easily drawn his Boobies and he'd have gotten off scott free.

 
MaritimeGirl [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-30 04:42:34 PM  
Annoying a child? Every sibling should be in prison then!

 
KrispyKringle 2007-12-30 04:42:41 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: He could have just as easily drawn his Boobies and he'd have gotten off scott free.

Was that the filter? Or did you mean that? I can't make sense of your post either way.

 
Fahkinell 2007-12-30 04:43:01 PM  
www.turnto23.com

Wonderful.

 
idrow 2007-12-30 04:43:45 PM  
Tom Adame faces two counts of annoying a child

I wish I could have all sorts of people arrested for annoying me. Especially my drunked up neighbor who is big time annoying.

 
donutbandit 2007-12-30 04:43:46 PM  
He didn't actully expose himself, or even offer to, so annoying is the only thing they could charge him with.

 
geektard 2007-12-30 04:45:38 PM  
talk about drawing something on the head of a pin....

 
the_chief 2007-12-30 04:45:42 PM  
But nobody gets justice when children annoy me!

 
Cargo 2007-12-30 04:45:56 PM  
*Whew!* Wotta relief. I'm glad all the people I've "annoyed" haven't been children!


/Getting out pencil and paper
//Again

 
Jack Torrence [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 04:47:22 PM  
He probably could have used a Post-It note to do it.

 
Oldiron_79 2007-12-30 04:48:04 PM  
A seat over here, why don't you have it.

 
geektard 2007-12-30 04:50:39 PM  
students quoted as "asking for a magnifying glass.

/annoying kids...

 
SecretAgentWoman 2007-12-30 04:51:27 PM  
Geez...if I had only known...all those adults I could have gotten off my back growing up with a few calls to the police...

 
tmcottle 2007-12-30 04:51:29 PM  
This is what he was thinking............

inlinethumb49.webshots.com

 
farkMcFark 2007-12-30 04:52:36 PM  
Gives new meaning to the term pencil-dick.

 
Jack Torrence [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 04:54:32 PM  
Do people like this just wake up one morning and think to themselves, "You know, today I'm going to offer to draw my penis for two young girls. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?"

 
Alleyoop 2007-12-30 04:57:23 PM  
Annoying a child appears to be a California thing.

 
The Asshole Guy 2007-12-30 04:58:43 PM  
He looks like an annoying kind of person.

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2007-12-30 05:00:01 PM  
Interesting. According to both the subby's headline and the newspapers, appearantly the teacher has already been found guilty. I wonder why they're bothering to bring him into court then...

 
ultraholland 2007-12-30 05:00:15 PM  
I'm really annoyed by this.

 
Macular Degenerate 2007-12-30 05:00:43 PM  
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Honeyporter 2007-12-30 05:00:48 PM  
it's been a banner year here in Bakersfield for teachers.
oral copulation charges for one. making meth is the chemsitry class for another, dui, car chase, firearms charges and attempting to take an officers gun ending with a taser moment for yet another and this idiot. maybe our teenagers have a special ability here to make the teachers go completely INSANE.

 
JohnFitzgeraldPage 2007-12-30 05:02:00 PM  
8------->


//ascii skilz, yo

 
ANGRY ASSHOLE 2007-12-30 05:05:46 PM  
Interesting. According to both the subby's headline and the newspapers, appearantly the teacher has already been found guilty. I wonder why they're bothering to bring him into court then...

Neither one says that, unless you're just complaining about their non-use of "allegedly."

 
Glenechocreek 2007-12-30 05:11:26 PM  
Was it a chalk outline? You know where I'm going with this.

 
Abox 2007-12-30 05:12:00 PM  
The defense attorney is going to claim the children were just cranky.

 
moothemagiccow 2007-12-30 05:12:56 PM  
Tom Adame faces two counts of annoying a child, a misdemeanor charge that could put the history teacher in prison for a year.

I don't see why a child annoying an adult isn't a crime. Those asshole kids belong in jail.

 
A Tout Le Monde 2007-12-30 05:13:07 PM  
tmcottle: This is what he was thinking............

Those "jailbait" meme photos misrepresent the genre. It's supposed to be someone that is nearly adult but not quite. Those girls look like they're 10 with makeup on.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2007-12-30 05:16:12 PM  
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smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-30 05:21:14 PM  
Annoying a minor is indeed a California statute. As it stands today, lude and lascivious acts with a person between the age of 13 and 18, is a misdemeanor.
Sad but true, since many teenagers are victims of creepy mollestor type behavior.

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2007-12-30 05:23:27 PM  
smeegle: Sad but true, since many teenagers are victims of creepy mollestor type behavior.
Yes, indeed. The hallowed precepts of 'Life, Liberty, and the right not to ever be creeped out by anything'.

 
Sumdumfarkr 2007-12-30 05:23:41 PM  
Ack! Filter pwned!

 
overlord 2007-12-30 05:24:01 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe: Interesting. According to both the subby's headline and the newspapers, appearantly the teacher has already been found guilty. I wonder why they're bothering to bring him into court then...

Here, now your crazy comment makes sense:

Teacher arrested convicted after asking two students if he could trace an outline of his penis for them. Kicker: He's charged convicted with being annoying

Teacher Who Offered To Trace Penis For Students In Court Convicted

 
Madadder 2007-12-30 05:25:12 PM  
A Tout Le Monde: Those "jailbait" meme photos misrepresent the genre. It's supposed to be someone that is nearly adult but not quite. Those girls look like they're 10 with makeup on.

 
Taleri 2007-12-30 05:27:37 PM  
OMFG. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. On one hand, it's sheer stupidity to arrest a man for "annoying" these kids. On the other hand, I desperately want someone to send whoever arrested this man to Arizona to arrest my whole 8th grade class. They "annoy" me, and the rest of the school.
Not only do the the students offer to draw a penis, I have had to erase a number of them from the board, textbooks, desks, etc.
The school SRO has had to erase them from the school lockers and bathroom stalls.

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-30 05:27:40 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe: smeegle: Sad but true, since many teenagers are victims of creepy mollestor type behavior.
Yes, indeed. The hallowed precepts of 'Life, Liberty, and the right not to ever be creeped out by anything'.


Creeped out is one thing but "lude and lascivious acts" can go much further than just creeping someone out.

 
ElegantGoose 2007-12-30 05:39:07 PM  
www.slashfilm.com

Seen trying to eat a lunchboxfull of drawings.

/I concur with Taleri. I teach 8th grade and I have a couple particularly "annoying" kids who draw, talk about, and point to genitals all the time. One of my little geniuses wrote "Ass Mister" in large letters on a textbook. It was pretty funny though. I had to correct him and tell him how to spell meister.

 
ElegantGoose 2007-12-30 05:42:50 PM  
In this teacher's defense, by the way, those poor little angels were probably making extremely lewd comments to him - referring to the size of his junk- or something. I can totally see the guy getting sick of it and going, "oh yeah, ya' want me to trace it for you?" He was probably sick of their comments. Compared to a lot of older teachers, he's really not bad looking, and girls in middle and high school are not "little snowflakes." They can be just as horny and inappropriate as the boys. I can think of a number of circumstances where his "offer" doesn't seem quite so freakish.

 
fredbox 2007-12-30 05:44:40 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe: smeegle: Sad but true, since many teenagers are victims of creepy mollestor type behavior.
Yes, indeed. The hallowed precepts of 'Life, Liberty, and the right not to ever be creeped out by anything'.


Male? Guilty. Next case.

 
theorellior 2007-12-30 05:50:26 PM  
ElegantGoose: and girls in middle and high school are not "little snowflakes."

I keep getting older, and they stay the saaaaaame age...

 
some_beer_drinker 2007-12-30 05:51:40 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: He could have just as easily drawn his Boobies and he'd have gotten off scott free.

i see what you did there.

 
some_beer_drinker 2007-12-30 05:53:10 PM  
well, you know my name is simon, and the things i draw come true...

 
No Such Agency 2007-12-30 05:54:21 PM  
fredbox:
Male? Guilty. Next case.

Ah yes the powerless, persecuted American male. Nice troll.

 
Gridlock 2007-12-30 06:02:45 PM  
That's going to make some freaky-looking "Hand Turkeys" for hanging on the fridge.

 
tmcottle 2007-12-30 06:07:04 PM  
A Tout Le Monde: tmcottle: This is what he was thinking............

Those "jailbait" meme photos misrepresent the genre. It's supposed to be someone that is nearly adult but not quite. Those girls look like they're 10 with makeup on.


Hope this is better just for you!

inlinethumb12.webshots.com

 
James T. Smirk 2007-12-30 06:13:27 PM  
www.fla411.com
Approves.

/I don't even want to know what that is dribbling out of Miami,er, the end.

 
The Martintuckian 2007-12-30 06:13:35 PM  
Guess I'll just wrap mine in crime scene tape.

 
ElegantGoose 2007-12-30 06:23:55 PM  
theorellior I keep getting older, and they stay the saaaaaame age...

I don't know about the liking high school girls part, but I could do with a little more McConaughey:

www.raisethetitanic.com
Meh... hot, but goofy hair

www.hilaryshepherd.com

Yummy

msnbcmedia1.msn.com

Ahhh....

Thank you. You may now return to your normally scheduled... um... what were we talking about?

 
jmccarth07 2007-12-30 06:25:41 PM  
annoying a child?

they c ouldn't get him on sexual harassment for bugging them about his "package"?

gods ... how many of my teachers annoyed me?

 
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