te-he-he

I'm old and my balls only hang low when it's hot. December in NY, those suckers are tucked up next to my kidneys

Eat More Possum: I'm old and my balls only hang low when it's hot. December in NY, those suckers are tucked up next to my kidneys

Good to know.....

Teambaylagoon: Good to know.....

Indeed. I always like to know the relative ball hangage of my fellow farkers. +1 Bonus for seasonal reports.

Global warming strikes again.

Does it wobble to and fro?

That's why us oldsters wear knee-high wool socks - to keep the boys warm during them long winter months.
Please vacate the frontal terra-firma.

/Now I got the world swinging from my nuts
//Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Ewww, old balls...

So it was new when Dick Clark was middle aged?

also

Dick Clark turns 110..

I remember Last New Years...

Link (crazy puke)

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Reactron: Teambaylagoon: Good to know.....

Indeed. I always like to know the relative ball hangage of my fellow farkers. +1 Bonus for seasonal reports.

No need for one of those expensive Radio Shack weather stations!

Do your balls hang low...

Jadedgrl: Do your balls hang low...

Yes. Yes they do.

Reactron: Teambaylagoon: Good to know.....

Indeed. I always like to know the relative ball hangage of my fellow farkers. +1 Bonus for seasonal reports.

It's high 60's here in SC, and I'm at about a mid-dangle myself.

/Always happy to help out a fellow farker.

You know you're getting old when your balls hit the water when you sit on the toilet.

/not that old yet.

For heaven's sake, no one mention bacon dropping..

/plz

Are they wheeling out Dick Clark this year?

Where did Dick Clark host New Year's Eve before the Times Square ball built?

Manic_Repressive: Does it wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

I just throw mine over my shoulder

That's nice and all, but has it ever gotten stuck between the slats of a wooden chair?

Heh, nice headline. Unrelated Question: Did anyone else notice an unusual amount of gayness on the ad for the new American Gladiators on the main page?

That's nasty.

/too obscure?

When I was little I thought the ball was actually dropped from high up so it would smash to pieces at exactly midnight.

The first time I saw the ball "drop" I was severely disappointed. More like lowered...

Gonna go see the ball drop for the first time tomorrow. What do people suggest?

1942 - 1943 - Due to World War II, the descending of the Ball was suspended.

How did they expect the German U-boats to tell the correct time?

*I only spent one New Years Eve in NYC. Avoided Times Square like the plague. Went to the Apollo Theater instead. Very few white faces.*

I avoided the Apollo like the plague. Went to Times Square instead. Very few black faces.

Oh come on, this is just nuts.

Lot of low ball farkers on here tonight

NYC only has one ball but it's swollen up bigger than you could believe.

We should all be thankful for the big apple this new Years eve, because without that great city the media would not have enough stories like this to keep bubble gum journalism alive. Everybody knows that reporters fall back on booze drugs and crime when idle or bored.

>Hal5423 2007-12-30 08:15:50 PM
>Unrelated Question: Did anyone else notice an unusual amount of gayness on the ad for the new American Gladiators on the main page?

It's well known that the new cast members Titan and Wolf are.
Terry Hogan takes a break from his divorce settlement issues to host. He can go back to pushing his big yellow package again, like he did in the 80s, for extra special featured gayness.

MagicMan Quote 2007-12-30 08:09:55 PM
That's nice and all, but has it ever gotten stuck between the slats of a wooden chair?

DAMMIT, beat me to the Big2K reference, was just showing it to a friend earlier....

yotta: I only spent one New Years Eve in NYC. Avoided Times Square like the plague. Went to the Apollo Theater instead. Very few white faces.

Sounds like the Fillmore chapter of the V.F.W.


/obscure?

hellig777: /too obscure?

GWAR is never obscure

No Nut Bra references yet? (new window)

Woo hoo!! I got my 12th greenlight!!

/My username matches the subject matter, eh?

tip ladies: all guys left ball always hangs low (even when tucked in the kidneys for the day)

macker: tip ladies: all guys left ball always hangs low (even when tucked in the kidneys for the day)

Actually, my right one hangs lower...additionally, when the boys are cold and tight, the left is turned kinda sideways so it sticks out further to the front than the right.

.balls.

Meanwhile, down at the Apollo on New Year's Eve...

So... no testicular torsion?

bheilig: Gonna go see the ball drop for the first time tomorrow. What do people suggest?

Stay as far away from Times Square as possible.

bheilig: Gonna go see the ball drop for the first time tomorrow. What do people suggest?

Stay home and watch it on t.v. Sweet tiny infant jesus I wouldn't go to Times Square tomorrow if someone paid me less than a million dollars.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/132075

/mmm... Schweaty balls

Hey, that's funny. It would be really funny if there were two balls cuz then it would be like testicles and those are really funny.

Douchebag Warehouse: I remember Last New Years...

Link (crazy puke)

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I laughed so hard I puked!