+1 for the use of temporal normality!

...this headline brought to you by gene ray.

"No one votes for yesterday - we vote for tomorrow," Romney said at the Bridgeview community center here. "And you know that I will fully support the most popular position tomorrow, no matter what I say today."

/added for clarity.

Let's accelerate Romney to .9c so that he can experience the future now.

I think DarthBrooks has made a pretty inarguable point here, if you evil stupid bastards would just listen.

Finally, a politician who let's use know it's about the future.

The former Arkansas governor dispatched a "truth squad" to follow Romney on the trail and dispute his claims.



Truth squad?

spelunking_defenestrator: I think DarthBrooks has made a pretty inarguable point here, if you evil stupid bastards would just listen.

They are educated stupid and cannot understand the truth of nature's simultaneous 4-day time cube.

I always loved those yearbook quotes that were like:

Remember the past, embrace the present and look to the future!
Honor the past, live in the present and Imagine the future!
Look to the past, engage the present and live the future!!

et al.. Those sorta quotes drive me nuts.

/Oh, yeah.. Romney is a doucheshnozzle. Did I mention that?

The 4-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24 hour Days within a single rotation of Earth - equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.

"Time Square", is of course, Rudy Giuliani.

9iu11iani

9iu11iani=w0pn40c0n

Opps... i meant w0pn30c0n

spelunking_defenestrator: Religious Singularity is evil,
Academic Singularity is evil.
Singularity is damnable lie,
Educators altered your mind,
You cannot think opposite of
what you were taught to think.
You have a cyclop perspective
and taught android mentality =
lobotomized analytical ability.
Educated singularity stupid -
You can't think4 corner days.

I actually saw Gene Ray "lecture" at Georgia Tech, and he signed my 2-dollar bill.

That was really something special.

Weaver95: Truth squad?



GIS for "truth squad"

/Would be amazingly effective, I think

Been a LONG time sense I've seen a good time-cube thread!!

Believer is far more EVIL than a False God, for Google
cut back my Site from 34,000,000 to 4,000,000 in 1 night
for the above Statement. 1 Day1God exists only as Evil.

John Titor said 2008 would be the year people would realize that we are indisputably in a Civil War.

Clever Neologism: I actually saw Gene Ray "lecture" at Georgia Tech, and he signed my 2-dollar bill.

That was really something special.

WTF do you say to someone like that?

"Hello. I enjoy your insane ramblings. Good day, Sir."

VonFlapjack: Clever Neologism: I actually saw Gene Ray "lecture" at Georgia Tech, and he signed my 2-dollar bill.

That was really something special.

WTF do you say to someone like that?

"Hello. I enjoy your insane ramblings. unique writings and point of view. Good day, Sir."

And I meant every word of it.

""I liked his credit of Bush and how hard a job that is," said retired teacher Elsie Mae Cofer, who is leaning toward John McCain."

WTF?

Doesn't Mitt Romney look like something out of a sci-fi flick? He reminds me a bit of Frankenstein, but more of an android or other synthetic human, perhaps even an alien in a poor disguise. The 5 identical sons were a tip-off.

The future....that's where that pesky "rapture" thing is right?

Clever Neologism: And I meant every word of it.

How could you not? :)

If the campaign so far has given us a glimpse of the future then I'm heading to the Wayback machine with Mr. Peabody and Sherman.

According to the book of mormon, the only thing Romney can guarantee you is life after death...by colonizing your own planet with your 15 wives and 600 children.

FTA: "Let's not forget he kept us safe these last six years," Romney said of the president.

He did. He really did. He shielded us with his enormous noocler-proof hand.

I want all the candidates to raise their hand if they believe in temporal mechanics

Romney stressed "heartland values," and the loudest applause came when he said "marriage should be between a man and a woman." Massachusetts became the only state to legalize gay marriage during Romney's tenure.

Good for Massachusettes.

"Let's not forget he kept us safe these last six years," Romney said of the president.

I consider U.S. troops fellow Americans, or "us."

Ask the 3,901 U.S. soldiers dead in Iraq if Bush kept them "safe." Oh, wait, you can't. They're dead.

Hagbardr

John Titor said 2008 would be the year people would realize that we are indisputably in a Civil War.

I thought it was 2005? Maybe it increments every year, it has been a while since I last went to any Titor sites.

runningwiz: If the campaign so far has given us a glimpse of the future then I'm heading to the Wayback machine with Mr. Peabody and Sherman.

Unfortunately, you'll find President Washington talks like Paul Lynde and has a problem which only a talking dog and his boy could solve.

xria: Hagbardr

John Titor said 2008 would be the year people would realize that we are indisputably in a Civil War.

I thought it was 2005? Maybe it increments every year, it has been a while since I last went to any Titor sites.

Maybe it's a civil war in Iraq?

/or maybe John Titor is a lie

One of the many small pleasures of this election cycle has been watching Romney spend $53 million to narrowly lose Iowa. How I'd love to see the look on his face when he realizes he could've achieved the same outcome by spending half that amount on hookers and blow.

themindiswatching: /or maybe John Titor is a lie

That's unpossible. I read it on teh internets. It must be true.

Your Faith is Creepy: One of the many small pleasures of this election cycle has been watching Romney spend $53 million to narrowly lose Iowa. How I'd love to see the look on his face when he realizes he could've achieved the same outcome by spending half that amount on hookers and blow.

All the money in the world can't make Romney look like he isn't a weaselly douchebag who changes his political positions at the drop of a hat to try to appeal to voters.