I've had body shots at Hooters before, and though I had a mild hangover, I didn't die.

Isn't that Spock, from City on the Edge of Forever?

♪ Like a rhinestone redneck
Riding in a primer-covered beater in a star-spangled monster-truck rally
Like a rhinestone redneck
Getting yells and jeers from people I don't even know
And meth cookin' in the tub ♫

Sheeit, half my town be lookin like that

I'm numb.

So, assuming the existence of a just and loving god...do you figure he gets to finish his order of wings in limbo before getting shipped up or down to finish the journey? Cause that's what would be pissing me off about then.

no!!!!!! mr. the edge, why would you do something like this?!?!?!

For some reason, the headline isn't as clever as the first. People kill over the smallest things now, scary. I blame video games and porn, must be that! Hopefully they catch the asshole.

All day Saturday it looked like just another slow one at the restaurant, that was until you saw the bullet holes.

/well, sheeee-yit

//someone must have submitted this with the above quote as the headline

Almost the perfect internet joke. The subby headline sets it up. Click the link and nothing immediate, just the opportunity to guess a bit as you scroll down for the payoff and the punchline. Pretty funny.

PS do they drug test the American Gladiators? If not, this whole war on illegal body building supplements is bullshiat.

So, they've still haven't found what they're for looking for...?

My family was wondering where uncle Ted drifted-off to.

Hmmm good point, subby

You mean THE Edge

Saturday, Bloody Saturday.

pinch_harmonics: You mean THE Edge

Subby it's Mr. The Edge.

Could be this guy again....

Dave Evans, your order of hot wings is ready.

Bullet the Blue Sky, indeed.

ThatWomanFromMassachusetts: Isn't that Spock, from City on the Edge of Forever?

It's Mirror-Spock from the Mirror-City on the Edge of Forever.

The customers described it as the same bang sound being played over and over.

FTFA: Meanwhile, some Knoxville night-owls say the shooting won't scare them off the dance floor.



Agrees

I'm just glad to hear it's not this guy, again, with the big scar on his forehead:

Subby's right

I want to die surrounded by tits.

Phil Herup: Could be this guy again....

Win!

He is also missing four of his front teeth and he has a ponytail.

Irish dental work. Figures.

I'm currently in Loudon visiting my parents, and this has been all over the news for the past couple of hours (Knoxville is a 30-minute drive from here). Crazy. Sounds like a homeless person -- didn't the guy have no front teeth?

macker: For some reason, the headline isn't as clever as the first. People kill over the smallest things now, scary. I blame video games and porn, must be that! Hopefully they catch the asshole.

Well, they need to start looking at all the Farkers..... video games and porn, that says it all!

No, really Farkers never play video games and have absolutely no interest in porn. It's the cat threads that we're all here for.

/muuuuuwahhh

Love you all!

pay up, illogical biatch

probably some puerto rican (subtle?)

/not meant to be racist
//maybe slashist
///don't taze me, bro!

jojostan: pay up, illogical biatch

I counter with:
This (new window)

ANGRY ASSHOLE: I want to die surrounded by tits.

Amen brother... and beer. ya forgot beer.

/newsletter

/ Obligatory

I know their last album was a disappointment, but seriously...

Tis the letter U and the number 2

This is as bad as the time Bono kept killing children in Africa by clapping his hands.

I don't know anyone that looks like that, but with him having no teeth I'm sure he'll be REALLY REALLY popular in Brushy Mountain....

From TFA: "Obviously anything like this is never easy to take," said Jason Till, the manager of the Electric Cowboy, a nearby bar and nightclub.

Shuhzaaam! They allow gay bars in Tennessee?

Ow My Balls: From TFA: "Obviously anything like this is never easy to take," said Jason Till, the manager of the Electric Cowboy, a nearby bar and nightclub.

Shuhzaaam! They allow gay bars in Tennessee?

There are 4 in Knoxville alone.

/Not that I know personally
//A friend told me....

Bgdojo: Ow My Balls: From TFA: "Obviously anything like this is never easy to take," said Jason Till, the manager of the Electric Cowboy, a nearby bar and nightclub.

Shuhzaaam! They allow gay bars in Tennessee?

There are 4 in Knoxville alone.

/Not that I know personally
//A friend told me....

Sure they did.... lol

I'm not sure how many there are because I don't frequent such places, nor do I hang out with people that do, but theres at least 2 such bars that are close enough to normal businesses that I've seen them and know where they are. I'm sure theres more.

Ow My Balls: Shuhzaaam! They allow gay bars in Tennessee?

http://electriccowboy.smugmug.com/gallery/3230059#178459478 (pops)

You... might want to FACT CHECK that assertion via GOOGLE.

(Notes that it looks like there is a chain of "Electric Cowboy" nightclubs across the United States)

As for Tennessee, well, that also can be discovered by a quick GOOGLE review.

http://www.gaybars.com/states/tennesse.htm (pops)

And that can be narrowed down in Knoxville fairly easily as well...

http://www.outinknoxville.com/resources/List2.asp?Category=31 (pops)

Oldiron_79: I'm not sure how many there are because I don't frequent such places, nor do I hang out with people that do, but theres at least 2 such bars that are close enough to normal businesses that I've seen them and know where they are. I'm sure theres more.

The one you folks may be thinking of is "The Electric Ballroom" by the way.

jojostan

Put some gold paint around his mouth and you might have a winner there.

TTIWWP (of Hooter's girls)

What is up?

Hmm, add a goatee, and a tobaggan,