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(St. Pete Times) Florida And you thought your legal problems were bad: Attorney goes on the lamb with her policeman husband after spending tens of thousands of clients' money   (sptimes.com) divider line 125
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AliceInWonderland [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 08:22:33 AM  
That lamb isn't going to get very far with two people on it.

/that's lam, Subby

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 08:34:10 AM  
On the plus side, they'll have lots of mutton while they're running

/that's lam, Subby

 
flaEsq [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 08:37:06 AM  
She was bahhhhhhd. It was like leading lambs to the slaughter

/I think the Bar is likely to cover a good chunk of the $28K

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 08:41:30 AM  
The article didn't include this photo of her making her escape.
static.flickr.com

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 08:42:34 AM  
Oh, when I posted that picture, I forgot to add:

/that's lam, subby

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 09:00:01 AM  
She really fleeced her client.

/that's lam, subby

 
Mandapants 2007-12-30 09:22:27 AM  
Poop jokes!

/that's lam, subby

 
Yoleus [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:17:16 AM  
She's really minted now.

/that's lam, Subby

 
CycloneArmageddon 2007-12-30 10:17:38 AM  
It's either a very small attorney or a very big lamb.

/that's lam, subby

 
Xenothaulus 2007-12-30 10:17:40 AM  
It's always a shame when something like this happens during the holidays. Baaaa, humbug.

/that's lam, Subby

 
Farkomatic 2007-12-30 10:18:13 AM  
blah blah blah

/that's lam, subby

 
A Farewell To A Perfect Score 2007-12-30 10:20:18 AM  
That's lam, Subby.

/that's lam, Subby.

 
downtownkid 2007-12-30 10:22:26 AM  
I thought they were called "Counselors" in Scotland.

 
beve [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:24:00 AM  
It's not ewes, it's Fark.com

/that's lam, Subby

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:24:23 AM  
There's nothing like a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

/that's lam, Subby.

 
Farkaneer 2007-12-30 10:25:10 AM  
And this from people who spell "paid" "payed" and "laid" "layed" every day.

/but it's still "lam", submitter

 
imaloserbaby [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:25:16 AM  
But was she well-dressed?

Lamb (new window)

/that's lam, subby

 
delgado 2007-12-30 10:26:24 AM  
Epic thread, wheee!!!1!!!

/that's lam, Subby.

 
SecretAgentWoman 2007-12-30 10:26:54 AM  
There are an awful lot of sheep puns in this thread.

/that's ham, Subby

 
Hoban Washburne 2007-12-30 10:27:08 AM  
From one of her clients: "She really pulled the wool over our eyes."

/that's lam, Subby

 
jfarkinB [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:28:35 AM  
Grammar flam!Tucci: She must be feeling rather sheepish.

/that's lame, Subby


Sorry, pet peeve.

/grammar flam thread!

 
mikaloyd 2007-12-30 10:30:01 AM  
Subby your golden shower barrister cuckhold fetishes are nobody's business but your own, until you start incolving livestock. I dont think they should continue "going on the lamb" no matter how much of who's money they paid. I blame the Welsh, the Kiwis and Wyoming for this.

 
Hoban Washburne 2007-12-30 10:30:21 AM  
Wanted for questioning:


www.moviesonline.caimg



/that's lam, Subby

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:30:29 AM  
Maybe she can hold out until the statue of limitations expires.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:31:03 AM  
This is getting really lame.

/that's lam, Subby ;)

 
Griswold 2007-12-30 10:34:07 AM  
We really need a fark card that shows the fark phenomenon of someone posting something really intelligent and then like twenty posts later someone says pretty much the same exact thing so that they look smart when obviously they are just copying the Boobieser and making it appear as if they didn't notice what they said was already said.



/Lamb Lam
//sorry pet peeve

 
Birnone 2007-12-30 10:34:10 AM  
The shear nerve of that woman!

/that's lam, subby

 
monkeytaco420 2007-12-30 10:34:12 AM  
I don't see what you did there, subby

 
Speaker2Animals 2007-12-30 10:34:51 AM  
"I thought she was just some good-lookin' wool."

/that's lam subby

 
mtman900 2007-12-30 10:34:52 AM  
www.personal.psu.edu

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:35:31 AM  
That's upload.wikimedia.org, subby.

 
akzeac 2007-12-30 10:37:07 AM  
www.moviemail-online.co.uk

She should stay away from old hotels.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:37:44 AM  
Woo. I think you can make an anim out of yours and mine, mtman900.

 
mikaloyd 2007-12-30 10:40:27 AM  
Ewe wooldnnt RAMifications of sheepmitter's chop of "lam" woold lead to such a baaaaaad lambastintg.

 
Ral 2007-12-30 10:44:25 AM  
*checks dictionary* Nope, it's still lam.

 
mikaloyd 2007-12-30 10:44:49 AM  
mikaloyd: Ewe wooldnnt RAMifications of sheepmitter's chop of "lam" woold lead to such a baaaaaad lambastintg.

Holy crap Im drunk on a Sunday morning and suddenly I can type in the Czech language. I dont even speak or read czech but there it is.

 
ptr2void 2007-12-30 10:44:51 AM  
So does she have a nice rack now?

/Hey subby...it's lam

 
Sta-Hi 2007-12-30 10:45:59 AM  
This is what happens when you speak the language but have never actually read it.

/that's lam subby

 
mikaloyd 2007-12-30 10:46:24 AM  
Ral: *checks dictionary* Nope, it's still lam.

The b at the end is silent. And usually invisible.

 
anonymousgirl 2007-12-30 10:50:48 AM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

/approves.
//lam, subby.

 
The Ha-Ha Guy 2007-12-30 10:51:11 AM  
I just came in here to say that the term is lam, not lamb. Looks like it was done already. What was I thinking? This is Fark.

oh and

/ that's lam subby.

 
cheetoh08 2007-12-30 10:52:03 AM  
Did they check to make sure she didn't have a bulge in prison?

/she's a man, subby.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:52:28 AM  
Sure, everyone caught "lam," but this lawyer had TENS OF THOUSANDS OF CLIENTS?!

 
LosinMySenses [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 10:52:53 AM  
Hannibal Lecter: Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

/Wish I had the pic for that quote
//That's lam Subby
:

 
daWalrus 2007-12-30 10:54:17 AM  
(Wow this subby is getting laminated)

/got nothing
//That's lam, subby

 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 2007-12-30 11:00:25 AM  
Tucci, AliceInWonderland, Kome, Earguy, Mandapants, Yoleus, CycloneArmageddon, Xenothaulus, Farkomatic, A Farewell To A Perfect Score, beve, angrymacface, imaloserbaby, delgado, Hoban Washburne, SpinStopper, Birnone, Speaker2Animals, Sta-Hi, The Ha-Ha Guy, LosinMySenses, daWalrus

Subby
is getting LAM-basted

/that's lam subby

 
One Million 2007-12-30 11:01:47 AM  
This must be like that Aesop's fable which teaches that you shouldn't always listen to other people's opinions.

"And the next man they passed said, 'why does the man get to ride the lamb, when that poor attorney looks so footsore?'"

/That's lam, subby

 
tomhath 2007-12-30 11:02:12 AM  
Ewe suck at speling, subby.

 
Broadside 2007-12-30 11:02:31 AM  
Wow, subby is just getting lambasted by you FARKers.

/that's lam, subby

 
themindiswatching 2007-12-30 11:05:30 AM  
Yay for new Fark clichés!

/that's lam, subby

 
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