Tucci: There is no mention of seat belts anywhere in that article.

/Subby fails

FTA: The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact, and the occupants weren't wearing seat belts, he said.

FAIL

There's no mud in GA. Only clay.

/which is kinda like mud when wet
//but not

Chlorine, meet gene pool.

Authorities say the deceased victims are Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil Susanna Guffey, 24, who was driving the Ford Bronco; Christina Caldwell, 36; Guffey's 2-year-old son, Lucas Ross; and Zoe Jayde Flick, 4.

/in a handbasket, baby

Jesus Christ.

It's like Desperate Housewives colliding with Dukes of Hazzard.

Tonight: on a special episode of Desperate Dukes...or is Hazzard Housewives more appropriate?

Southerners

They should stop calling them sport utility vehicles and just call them Jacked up mini-vans for snooty soccer moms, also hicks.

Seen fleeing the scene..



(that's britney btw)

What could go wrong? Nothing. Sounds like a big win for the gene pool.

/Laughs when misery befalls SUV drivers.

Too bad the drunken whores couldn't have killed themselves without the kids being hurt but 2 of 3 is not a bad day for Darwin.

FTFA: Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors in Friday night's crash of the Ford Bronco, which burned completely, state Trooper J.T. McMillan said.



/Wanted for questioning

some more details here.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/12/29/muddeaths_1230.html

"The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact"

Women drivers...

To echo what someone else said:

Jesus Christ.

Sam Walton cries.

This was on the news last night. The family strenuously contests the theory that there was drinking involved. To quote one chinless mouth-breathing inbred hick - "They didn't do nothing wrong!"

Another passenger, Tammy Flick-the mother of Zoe-remains in stable condition at Atlanta Medical Center with a broken leg.

At first I was glad she lived so that she could spend a lot of time in prison and the rest of her life knowing that her idiocy killed her kid.

But then I realized that at most she'll get a year in jail, will get over the death of her kid by the time I'm done posting this, and will soon be free to have more offspring.

F*cking humanity.

R.A.Danny: Southerners

Because this type of stuff never happens anywhere else.

Ohio has, quite possibly, the most rednecks I've ever seen in my life.

bigworld2000: some more details here.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/12/29/muddeaths_1230.html

You live on Lucy Lane...in Butts County..and the article chronicling your death ends in "muddeaths_1230.html". I don't think this is how you envisioned showing up at St. Peter's brunch this morning.

Steezy: Another passenger, Tammy Flick-the mother of Zoe-remains in stable condition at Atlanta Medical Center with a broken leg.

At first I was glad she lived so that she could spend a lot of time in prison and the rest of her life knowing that her idiocy killed her kid.

But then I realized that at most she'll get a year in jail, will get over the death of her kid by the time I'm done posting this, and will soon be free to have more offspring.

F*cking humanity.

I was thinking the same thing. This biatch will probably blame everyone but herself.

FLMountainMan Agreed. My in-laws exemplify your argument.

/loves me some Big Ten football, though.

Is it typical to go 70 mph while "mud-bogging"? I always thought off-roading was a high-torque, low-speed pursuit. But I drive a hybrid, so what do I know?

Last known photo of the said offroad vehicle, at 7-11 pickin up some Natty Lite.

FLMountainMan: R.A.Danny: Southerners

Because this type of stuff never happens anywhere else.

Ohio has, quite possibly, the most rednecks I've ever seen in my life.

Gotta second that. Ditto West Virginney.

/from PA, we're no gems either

Ah, just in time for jackass dumbass of the year award. Typical SUV driver who is invincible in their 'beast' of a machine.

Also, Tucci MAJOR TOTAL FARK FAIL

bigworld2000: some more details here.

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/12/29/muddeaths_1230.html

So they got stuck and their husbands towed them free so they could roar off again. It's FAIL for the whole family (/families).

I've seen in Georgia that license plates have the name of the county on them.

/Butts

Doctor Funkenstein


nice one

Klyde: Too bad the drunken whores couldn't have killed themselves without the kids being hurt but 2 of 3 is not a bad day for Darwin.

You contradicted yourself.

For it to be a Darwin candidate, the kids have to die. In fact, there's no mention of whether these were their only kids. If they have living kids at home then it's ineligible.

Too many people like to throw out references to Darwin without having any clue at all what it actually means. Is this subject just not taught in middle school anymore? Do the people who misuse and abuse it not realize that they themselves would likely make an excellent sacrifice in the name of Darwinism?

I didn't even have to click on this article to know this act of utter stupidity took place in Georgia.

/My state's motto ought to be: "Hey, Watch This!"

Lampmonster:
I was thinking the same thing. This biatch will probably blame everyone but herself.

On the other hand, she was a passenger. For all we know she was the lone voice of reason when the idiot driver said, "Hey, hold my espresso and watch this." What was she going to do, grab her kid and jump at 70 miles an hour? *shrug*

Have you noticed that the only time they feel the need to tell you the type of vehicle that was being driven is when it is a SUV?

theorellior Quote 2007-12-30 12:12:20 PM
But I drive a hybrid, so what do I know?

do you like the smell of your own farts?

Lampmonster: Steezy: Another passenger, Tammy Flick-the mother of Zoe-remains in stable condition at Atlanta Medical Center with a broken leg.

At first I was glad she lived so that she could spend a lot of time in prison and the rest of her life knowing that her idiocy killed her kid.

But then I realized that at most she'll get a year in jail, will get over the death of her kid by the time I'm done posting this, and will soon be free to have more offspring.

F*cking humanity.

I was thinking the same thing. This biatch will probably blame everyone but herself.

Not to defend this person in any way, but why would she be going to jail for being a passenger in a car accident? Not fastening her child's seatbelt? Is that her fault, or the fault of the driver? Serious question...

we're all dead in the end anyway...

I don't mind it when stupid people check themselves out, but with babies I have a problem.

NYRBill: do you like the smell of your own farts?

Nothing like home cookin'.

JackjustJack: Have you noticed that the only time they feel the need to tell you the type of vehicle that was being driven is when it is a SUV?

No. I'm sure they would have also mentioned the vehicle type if they had gone muddin' in a minivan. Or a Prius. Or a Mini.

Macular Degenerate: Last known photo of the said offroad vehicle, at 7-11 pickin up some Natty Lite.

It's a clockstar!

Tourney3p0: Is this subject just not taught in middle school anymore?

Without "teaching the controversy"? Pshaw. I think you might get a teacher coming out in a Darwin mask and yelling "Boo!" to the kiddies, but that's about it.

It's official. Fark needs a "Georgia" tag, too.

theorellior Quote 2007-12-30 12:22:12 PM
Nothing like home cookin'.

I guess you missed that episode of South Park

Macular Degenerate: Last known photo of the said offroad vehicle, at 7-11 pickin up some Natty Lite.

Seriously, what would you use that vehicle for? Climate-controlled logging?

"The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact"

Actually, it was traveling around 70 mph shortly before impact. And it was a >10 year old Bronco, so I doubt these were soccer moms.

citizen905
This was on the news last night. The family strenuously contests the theory that there was drinking involved. To quote one chinless mouth-breathing inbred hick - "They didn't do nothing wrong!"

I guesss that person isn't able to compute that sober mud-bogging at 70 mph would also be retarded.

Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors in Friday night's crash of the Ford Bronco, which burned completely, state Trooper J.T. McMillan said.

No, it is the Ford Bronco's fault.

NYRBill: I guess you missed that episode of South Park

I figured you were quoting the "smug" episode, but I decided not to provide the straight line. ;)