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(Telegraph) Silly Rolls Royce reveal some of their strangest customer requests, including a footbath to prepare for prayer and an elongated footwell to allow space for prostrate servants   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 79
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Godscrack [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 12:21:40 AM  
img247.imageshack.us

 
radioman_ 2007-12-30 12:26:24 AM  
I would like to have a prostate servant.

 
colatf [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 12:26:44 AM  
Godscrack

Cool, you can take the Pope out and make popcorn. Mobile popcorn is the best popcorn.

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 12:59:10 AM  
"Car Wash" in Japanese?

/oh, ROLLS, not Rose

 
Black Moses 2007-12-30 01:10:53 AM  
hehehehe.... you said prostrate

 
bingo the psych-o 2007-12-30 01:14:14 AM  
colatf: Godscrack

Cool, you can take the Pope out and make popcorn. Mobile popcorn is the best popcorn.


It would make one hell of a lobster tank too.

 
Veteran of the Cola Wars 2007-12-30 01:16:36 AM  
I wonder if the Pope ever has old person farts in there?

Air tight glass bubble.

 
Fark This! 2007-12-30 01:16:54 AM  
Uh-huh, prostrate servants... suuuure.
Just gives them easier access.

 
bluesxgirl 2007-12-30 01:16:57 AM  
www.nydailynews.com

you can't do that to a rolls royce!

 
SuperDuper28 2007-12-30 01:18:10 AM  
Prostrate servants. I'd like to see Bentley try that.

 
saintwrathchild 2007-12-30 01:19:22 AM  
bingo the psych-o: colatf: Godscrack

Cool, you can take the Pope out and make popcorn. Mobile popcorn is the best popcorn.

It would make one hell of a lobster tank too.


Or a microwave.
/knows nothing about microwaves

 
puckhead 2007-12-30 01:19:46 AM  
I read that as "prostitute servants".

it still makes sense.

 
SlappyKincaid [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 01:22:15 AM  
I want to know which Rapper wanted the solid gold Rolls...

I cant think of one of them that has decent taste....

 
safeinsane 2007-12-30 01:28:50 AM  
www.telegraph.co.uk
Nice wheels: the Crown Prince of Brunei's wedding car


I see he went with the Funkmaster Flex Edition.

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 01:30:34 AM  
www.telegraph.co.uk

Ghetto fabulous!

 
picturescrazy 2007-12-30 01:32:59 AM  
SlappyKincaid: I want to know which Rapper wanted the solid gold Rolls...

I cant think of one of them that has decent taste....


The question isn't really which one wanted a solid gold Rolls Royce, the question is which one determined that it was financially feasible.

 
stonent 2007-12-30 01:35:54 AM  
And they thought pink was in bad taste!

 
runslothrun 2007-12-30 01:37:05 AM  
NEWSFLASH: poorly educated people who experience financial windfalls are often fleeced by those amoung us with the financial wherewithal to tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

Shocking composite video between ultra-elite arabs and ne'er-do-well American blacks at 11PM!!

 
aCiD99 2007-12-30 01:42:25 AM  
Mmmmmmmmmmm prostate servants...

www.orlyowl.com

/on the road buttsecks

 
VTSquire 2007-12-30 01:43:02 AM  
yeah, but Royce Rolls. www.grappling.be

So there.

 
Zulgaines 2007-12-30 01:45:51 AM  
They see me rollin'
www.motoraddicts.com

They hatin'

www.speedsportlife.com

 
yotta 2007-12-30 01:46:43 AM  
Prostrate servants? You can't leave home without them, but you really don't want to be seen with them.

 
i ate my crayon 2007-12-30 01:50:27 AM  
prostate servants eh..

 
Shvetz 2007-12-30 01:53:17 AM  
"a Russian billionaire wanted a longer footwell to accommodate his girlfriend's 44in legs."

That's actually pretty cool. The rest is just stupid.

 
ProdigalSigh 2007-12-30 01:53:47 AM  
www.moviecritic.com.au

/Too obscure?

 
aspAddict 2007-12-30 01:55:00 AM  
Zulgaines:
They see me rollin'
They hatin'


There's an El Camino in my town...it's a horrid green color and sometimes they have it up on these Hugh Jass rims - probably 22's, but I'm guessing.

Farking retarded.

 
a17rwk 2007-12-30 01:56:00 AM  
someone photoshop the paint huffer in that whip.

 
Zulgaines 2007-12-30 01:56:37 AM  
ProdigalSigh: /Too obscure?

The only way anything is obscure on fark is if it's written on a scroll at the bottom of the dead sea.

 
Fluffymama 2007-12-30 01:58:45 AM  
how could that one ever be obscure...fark or not

 
SlappyKincaid [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 02:02:44 AM  
picturescrazy:

The question isn't really which one wanted a solid gold Rolls Royce, the question is which one determined that it was financially feasible.


good point... P Diddy, or whatever he calls himself these days, 50 cent, Eminem, Ludacris and Snoop are the only ones I can think of that could afford it... but i could be way off...

I have no idea what those guys make, but i do know that P Diddy and 50 are worth hundreds of millions due to investments...

 
mrhollywoodgates 2007-12-30 02:05:12 AM  
Zulgaines The only way anything is obscure on fark is if it's written on a scroll at the bottom of the dead sea.

Dude, I read that four years ago when I was filming brine shrimp/amputee porn for a new website. Don't think you're the only one.

 
ukiah 2007-12-30 02:07:12 AM  
aspAddict
There's an El Camino in my town...it's a horrid green color and sometimes they have it up on these Hugh Jass rims - probably 22's, but I'm guessing.

That guess is probably way too low. The one's in the bottom pic are at least 30, probably more.

 
FNG [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 02:10:35 AM  
That thing on the side door looks like kenny.

 
Bunnyhat 2007-12-30 02:10:45 AM  
picturescrazy: SlappyKincaid: I want to know which Rapper wanted the solid gold Rolls...

I cant think of one of them that has decent taste....

The question isn't really which one wanted a solid gold Rolls Royce, the question is which one determined that it was financially feasible.




Lets be honest here, I would wager that the majority of rappers really have no financial sense at all. I wonder how many 'made it big' and then wasted all their money on bling to find themselves dirt poor when the world moved on past them.

 
Nightmaretony 2007-12-30 02:20:29 AM  
ProdigalSigh

Art Buchwald would like to have a word with you.

 
Talkc [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 02:22:29 AM  
colatf: Godscrack

Cool, you can take the Pope out and make popcorn. Mobile popcorn is the best popcorn.


MMM..... Popecorn.

 
keylock71 2007-12-30 02:22:54 AM  
I'd like to think if I ever became that wealthy that I'd maintain my dignity a bit better and carry myself a tad less gaudy and baroque...

Luckily, I most likely won't get the chance to find out.

 
holeinmybucket 2007-12-30 02:25:24 AM  
Silly... we'll thats a judgment call isn't it ...

 
adadkbar93 2007-12-30 02:54:49 AM  
I'd like to think if I ever became that wealthy that I'd maintain my dignity a bit better and carry myself a tad less gaudy and baroque

There's no fun in taking a car that embodies luxury and making it even more fancy. What I WOULD be game for, though, is taking the cars that I squished in during my childhood (VW rabbit, Renault, Escort, GMC Pacer, etc.) and making those luxurious--takng out the backseat "hump," adding leg room, maybe air conditioning. I would right the wrongs of being the smallest of my family and friends.

 
Scifientologist 2007-12-30 03:03:27 AM  
May have been mentioned, but prostrate != prostate.

But a prostrate prostate just might = humor, depending on your tastes.

 
Befuddled 2007-12-30 03:25:31 AM  
What I can't figure out is why the more famous don't have anti-paparazzi mobiles. Something with one way glass and maybe spotlights to (temporarily) blind the bozos who want to follow along trying to take pictures or something to discourage the stalkers with cameras. I would think the annoyance of the paparazzi would have gotten some filthy rich person to open their checkbook.

 
LondonerDan 2007-12-30 03:39:45 AM  
Godscrack, where on that popemobile do you throw the baseball to make the pope fall into the water tank?

 
albuquerquehalsey 2007-12-30 03:46:37 AM  
prostrate ( ) tr.v. , -trated , -trating , -trates . To put or throw flat with the face down, as in submission or adoration.

achewood.com

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 03:50:55 AM  
Sounds like a bunch of Arab assholes.

They need to personalize their cars after they get shipped.

 
signaljammer 2007-12-30 04:05:07 AM  
Befuddled

That's pretty naive. There is such a thing as a professional celebrity. They have a symbiotic relationship with freelance Italian press photographers.

 
Migaloo 2007-12-30 04:37:04 AM  
While Roll's must be working on new developments, they might design a safer sunroof. Most sunroofs are dangerous, and may aide assassination attempts in major foreign countries.

 
Migaloo 2007-12-30 05:16:23 AM  
Michael Rennie: Spamming the list since admins are too pussy to greenlight it.

Yes,yes,yes.

BTW your acting sucked worse than your spamming thread jack concept.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 06:34:31 AM  
If a Pink Rolls Royce was good enough for Lady Penelope,
it should be good enough for them:

samizdata.net

Of course, they might not have been able to get the
machine gun fittings these days.

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 07:04:10 AM  
My Explorer has plenty of room for my servants to prostrate themselves after I order them to lay the back seats flat. The problem is the cops usually arrest my servants before my lawyer shows up.

 
FauxNews 2007-12-30 07:52:23 AM  
"A royal customer from the Middle East came to us as their tradition did not allow for their servants to sit at the same height as them, so they have to lie on the floor while tending to their masters,"

Glad my fuel dough is put to good use there.

 
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