I would like to have a prostate servant.

Godscrack

Cool, you can take the Pope out and make popcorn. Mobile popcorn is the best popcorn.

"Car Wash" in Japanese?

/oh, ROLLS, not Rose

hehehehe.... you said prostrate

colatf: Godscrack

Cool, you can take the Pope out and make popcorn. Mobile popcorn is the best popcorn.

It would make one hell of a lobster tank too.

I wonder if the Pope ever has old person farts in there?

Air tight glass bubble.

Uh-huh, prostrate servants... suuuure.
Just gives them easier access.

you can't do that to a rolls royce!

Prostrate servants. I'd like to see Bentley try that.

bingo the psych-o: colatf: Godscrack

Cool, you can take the Pope out and make popcorn. Mobile popcorn is the best popcorn.

It would make one hell of a lobster tank too.

Or a microwave.
/knows nothing about microwaves

I read that as "prostitute servants".

it still makes sense.

I want to know which Rapper wanted the solid gold Rolls...

I cant think of one of them that has decent taste....

Nice wheels: the Crown Prince of Brunei's wedding car

I see he went with the Funkmaster Flex Edition.

Ghetto fabulous!

SlappyKincaid: I want to know which Rapper wanted the solid gold Rolls...

I cant think of one of them that has decent taste....

The question isn't really which one wanted a solid gold Rolls Royce, the question is which one determined that it was financially feasible.

And they thought pink was in bad taste!

NEWSFLASH: poorly educated people who experience financial windfalls are often fleeced by those amoung us with the financial wherewithal to tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

Shocking composite video between ultra-elite arabs and ne'er-do-well American blacks at 11PM!!

Mmmmmmmmmmm prostate servants...



/on the road buttsecks

yeah, but Royce Rolls.

So there.

They see me rollin'


They hatin'

Prostrate servants? You can't leave home without them, but you really don't want to be seen with them.

prostate servants eh..

"a Russian billionaire wanted a longer footwell to accommodate his girlfriend's 44in legs."

That's actually pretty cool. The rest is just stupid.

/Too obscure?

Zulgaines:
They see me rollin'
They hatin'

There's an El Camino in my town...it's a horrid green color and sometimes they have it up on these Hugh Jass rims - probably 22's, but I'm guessing.

Farking retarded.

someone photoshop the paint huffer in that whip.

ProdigalSigh: /Too obscure?

The only way anything is obscure on fark is if it's written on a scroll at the bottom of the dead sea.

how could that one ever be obscure...fark or not

picturescrazy:

The question isn't really which one wanted a solid gold Rolls Royce, the question is which one determined that it was financially feasible.

good point... P Diddy, or whatever he calls himself these days, 50 cent, Eminem, Ludacris and Snoop are the only ones I can think of that could afford it... but i could be way off...

I have no idea what those guys make, but i do know that P Diddy and 50 are worth hundreds of millions due to investments...

Zulgaines The only way anything is obscure on fark is if it's written on a scroll at the bottom of the dead sea.

Dude, I read that four years ago when I was filming brine shrimp/amputee porn for a new website. Don't think you're the only one.

aspAddict
There's an El Camino in my town...it's a horrid green color and sometimes they have it up on these Hugh Jass rims - probably 22's, but I'm guessing.

That guess is probably way too low. The one's in the bottom pic are at least 30, probably more.

That thing on the side door looks like kenny.

picturescrazy: SlappyKincaid: I want to know which Rapper wanted the solid gold Rolls...

I cant think of one of them that has decent taste....

The question isn't really which one wanted a solid gold Rolls Royce, the question is which one determined that it was financially feasible.



Lets be honest here, I would wager that the majority of rappers really have no financial sense at all. I wonder how many 'made it big' and then wasted all their money on bling to find themselves dirt poor when the world moved on past them.

ProdigalSigh

Art Buchwald would like to have a word with you.

colatf: Godscrack

Cool, you can take the Pope out and make popcorn. Mobile popcorn is the best popcorn.

MMM..... Popecorn.

I'd like to think if I ever became that wealthy that I'd maintain my dignity a bit better and carry myself a tad less gaudy and baroque...

Luckily, I most likely won't get the chance to find out.

Silly... we'll thats a judgment call isn't it ...

I'd like to think if I ever became that wealthy that I'd maintain my dignity a bit better and carry myself a tad less gaudy and baroque

There's no fun in taking a car that embodies luxury and making it even more fancy. What I WOULD be game for, though, is taking the cars that I squished in during my childhood (VW rabbit, Renault, Escort, GMC Pacer, etc.) and making those luxurious--takng out the backseat "hump," adding leg room, maybe air conditioning. I would right the wrongs of being the smallest of my family and friends.

May have been mentioned, but prostrate != prostate.

But a prostrate prostate just might = humor, depending on your tastes.

What I can't figure out is why the more famous don't have anti-paparazzi mobiles. Something with one way glass and maybe spotlights to (temporarily) blind the bozos who want to follow along trying to take pictures or something to discourage the stalkers with cameras. I would think the annoyance of the paparazzi would have gotten some filthy rich person to open their checkbook.

Godscrack, where on that popemobile do you throw the baseball to make the pope fall into the water tank?

prostrate ( ) tr.v. , -trated , -trating , -trates . To put or throw flat with the face down, as in submission or adoration.

Sounds like a bunch of Arab assholes.

They need to personalize their cars after they get shipped.

Befuddled

That's pretty naive. There is such a thing as a professional celebrity. They have a symbiotic relationship with freelance Italian press photographers.

While Roll's must be working on new developments, they might design a safer sunroof. Most sunroofs are dangerous, and may aide assassination attempts in major foreign countries.

Michael Rennie: Spamming the list since admins are too pussy to greenlight it.

Yes,yes,yes.

BTW your acting sucked worse than your spamming thread jack concept.

If a Pink Rolls Royce was good enough for Lady Penelope,
it should be good enough for them:



Of course, they might not have been able to get the
machine gun fittings these days.

My Explorer has plenty of room for my servants to prostrate themselves after I order them to lay the back seats flat. The problem is the cops usually arrest my servants before my lawyer shows up.

"A royal customer from the Middle East came to us as their tradition did not allow for their servants to sit at the same height as them, so they have to lie on the floor while tending to their masters,"

Glad my fuel dough is put to good use there.