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yesss!

dude she's 15.

15'll get you 20

She must have a great publicist, because those pictures are a real non event.

Can we please start ignoring her now, so that we don't have yet another Lindsay/Paris/Brittany/Jessica etc, clogging the media?

I for one, welcome our Sapphic, under-age pop star overlords.

the "Hannah Montana" star has a message for you --" get over it.

Does she know Jeff?

Kome: Does she know Jeff?

Notice how Jeff hasn't been heard from since Hannah Montana went on tour? Coincidence? I think not!

WHERE?!

Who are we to judge?
Fark.
Pics or GTFOOT.
/seriously, isn't there a war on the constitution going on or something?

TommyymmoT: She must have a great publicist, because those pictures are a real non event.

Can we please start ignoring her now, so that we don't have yet another Lindsay/Paris/Brittany/Jessica etc, clogging the media?

Bingo!
*points at nose*

I saw this coming months ago and told several members of my family.
Now I may say...
...bow down to her if you want, bow to your new queen of Pop. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck...

Step aside Lindsay/Paris/Brittany/Jessica. You are old. Join Madonna and Cher. Go corrupt your children and if you don't have any, buy some. Go hide on your estate.
The New Queen has arrived.

The lesbian pics are great... It's this one that gives me the creeps:

This kid is farked up from the start.

Had to do a Google search to find out who she was, does that make me old?

bitteroldman:
Step aside Lindsay/Paris/Brittany/Jessica. You are old. Join Madonna and Cher. Go corrupt your children and if you don't have any, buy some. Go hide on your estate.
The New Queen has arrived.

QFT. Brit....lilo? Your replacements have arrived. Please turn in your keys and uniforms.

Pribar: Had to do a Google search to find out who she was, does that make me old?

Not necessarily. I don't even have cable and this girl has made it in front of my face a lot lately. Which makes me wonder about the timing of these photos.

Who's taking them anyways? If it's dad then we have lots of problems.

scottbody: this girl has made it in front of my face a lot lately.

That sounds both dirty and hot.

Because People in power are Stupid: The lesbian pics are great... It's this one that gives me the creeps:
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Come on, that would make for some legendary porno.

A 90 pound, 15 year old, lilly white snow flake raised in captivity, doing a 700 pound black guy who wears a diaper?

How could you go wrong?

Kome: That sounds both dirty and hot.

It's that kind of night....



Age of consent in Canada is 14. I don't care what anyone says, it works.

Old guy caught screwing 14 year old in backseat of car?

No problem. Police take girl to her parents or guardians and say "do you know where your child was tonight? No? She was getting boned on a back road. Why did you not know where she was? uhhhhhhhhhhh You are responsible for her well being, correct? ..........................skip to the guy........depending on his age and circumstances I'm guessing he gets scared to death as a punishment.

Blah! My typing is too slow for a rant!

Kome: I also have a passion for cooking. Even better if you have a friend or roommate to enjoy it with. I make terrific steaks and my [current] favorite dish is a nice fat ribeye steak, marinated in soy sauce and a special blend of seasonings for several hours.

I think I just fell in love with you.

If those pics are her with JaimeLynn Spears then Chris Hanson is gonna have a lotta work to do.

I was told there was going to be underage titkissing in here.

15 yrs old? I'm not looking at those pics...

/scared of 'The Man'

scottbody: I think I just fell in love with you.

I'm straight, but thanks.

Quoted For Truth: scottbody: Age of consent in Canada is 14. I don't care what anyone says, it works.

*moves to Canada*

/really I can fark 14 year olds there? that rocks!
//is prostitution legal?

In most areas, prostitution is perfectly legal - however solicitation is not.

So you can pay for it, you just can't ask for it.

And, is it just me, or is Emily Osment (her friend on the show) way hotter than Myley?

/yes, i know i'm going to hell.

/scared of 'The Man'

Fark the man!

VonFlapjack: I was told there was going to be underage titkissing in here.

Well, that takes care of finding a name for my new band.

omg do not want:
Yea, except 'The Man' can slap a court martial on me...

Quoted For Truth: //is prostitution legal?

Sort of. The act of prostitution itself is not against the law, the solicitation of prostitution is. That is why escorts never get busted, only streetwalkers. If you go on to the websites of escorts or escort services or call one you'll be told the 'gratuity' should be cash in a simple white envelope on a dresser or end table. Since the escort and the client never discuss money there is no solicitation, therefore no crime.

You won't find any 14 year olds working for escort agencies though. Child labour laws generally prevent any child under the age of 16 from working except for a family member. So theoretically a 14 year old could work for a parent as an escort, but anybody pimping out their 14 year old ought to have all their skin slowly removed with a die grinder.

I also suspect that escort agencies need to be properly licensed much like strip clubs and therefore can't employ anybody under the age of 18.

Miley Cyrus is old news. Wake me up for the Emily Osment lesbian pictures.

/got a whole freezer full of popsicles

Here they are, not much now but wait till she gets to college and becomes one of those lesbian till graduation types you see on 'Girls Gone Wild!'

Those pics were pretty disappointing.

I can't believe I just said that about a 15 year old.

As a future version of myself from the year 2012, I must say it will be worth the wait.

You can tell by the lustful look in her friend's eyes that she wants her BAD, but Miley is just being a tease.

Quoted For Truth: scottbody: Age of consent in Canada is 14. I don't care what anyone says, it works.

*moves to Canada*

/really I can fark 14 year olds there? that rocks!

Age of consent is also 14 in beautiful Sweden. Found out from some yummy Swedish nannies they were kind enough to send.

a one shot video she did

Saw this on the disney channel (I have a little brother), and she had this music video that was one of those "one take" videos. I admire her at least putting an ounce of creativity into a video. (just turn off your speakers or something)

I love one shot music videos.

She is a 15 year old, very talented girl who appears to be very well grounded. She is going to have to be circumspect about every little thing that gets captured to pixels. It's really tough to have that kind of awareness of how every little thing you do is going to be interpreted. She is lucky to have a good father.

Now if I was 16 years old, that would be so hot, and it is funny at the same time. She has good natural comedic skills.

Deadite: Here they are, not much now but wait till she gets to college and becomes one of those lesbian till graduation types you see on 'Girls Gone Wild!'

Seriously? That's it? After that High School Musical chick got nekkid, this doesn't seem to warrant controversy. The only tongue you see is her friend's. Not that i'd want to see any more... 'cause she's so young...

/But really... That's it?

Pregnant at 16 just like the rest of the latest generation of tarts.

And if you dis that you're just a playa hata!

OMG, TEH TEEN GRRLS THESE DAZE!... I wonder if her dad knows. Don't tell his heart, his achy breaky heart. I just don't think he's understand.


But with all these FHA (Future Hoes of America) it's an epidemic, I'm afraid. Witness my cousin and her friend:





/pics came from MySpace
//I blame T.A.T.U. and that Tanya Chalkin pic
///Don't want it on the internet? Don't PUT it on the internet.

So this is some show on the Disney channel?

What kind of parent lets their child watch that channel anyway? They'd be better off with... well... just about anything except soft-core porn (yes, that includes hard-core porn).

fap

There I said it.

Mugato: fap

There I said it.

You said it, we were all doing it.

/hold on, someone's at the door

Wasn't she pregnant for a day or two a few weeks before Jamie Lynn Spears? And her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus?