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(Click On Detroit) Asinine Dare to question why a cop is harassing you over a flicked cigarette? That's a christmas dinner with Bubba   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 302
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ewurm 2007-12-29 06:20:48 PM  
I'm tired of seeing roadways littered with cigarette butts. The world is not your ashtray. Give them the chair.

/Not your ashtray

 
lordargent 2007-12-29 06:33:27 PM  
Wildfires in California are sometimes started by butts tossed out on freeways.

It happens often enough that they dna test any butts they find near the point of origin.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 06:52:29 PM  
lordargent: Wildfires in California are sometimes started by butts tossed out on freeways.

It happens often enough that they dna test any butts they find near the point of origin.


Hmmm....y'know, a good fire would clean out Detroit. Perhaps we should encourage more people to flick lit cigerettes out the window as they drive past the city?

 
This About That [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 06:55:14 PM  
What kind of moron locks the car door and rolls up the windows when a cop orders him out of the car? Maybe the same kind of moron who thinks the world is their trash can. fark 'em.

 
RoguePixie [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 07:10:09 PM  
Stupid smokers like this give us all a bad name. I use my ashtray to hold change so I also always have an empty soda can in the car to toss my butts in. I live in the desert, one flicked cigarette out a window can cause millions in damages. I don't need that shiate.

 
bearsfolks [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 07:18:30 PM  
I ride a motorcycle and don't like burning objects thrown into my face by unthinking jerks. Whatever the courts do to them, they deserve it.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 08:44:25 PM  
If you toss lighted cigarette butts out of a moving vehicle, you are an asshole, and should be locked up on general principles.

 
Wolfinstl 2007-12-29 08:47:29 PM  
Come on, it's DETROIT for gods sake. He should have fined them and moved on, not throwing them in jail because he felt inadequate as a cop. At least he didn't tase them (or perhaps they just don't have tasers).

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 08:55:16 PM  
It's almost 2008. The cops better have a dash cam.

 
ewurm 2007-12-29 09:19:51 PM  
Weaver95: lordargent: Wildfires in California are sometimes started by butts tossed out on freeways.

It happens often enough that they dna test any butts they find near the point of origin.

Hmmm....y'know, a good fire would clean out Detroit. Perhaps we should encourage more people to flick lit cigerettes out the window as they drive past the city?


Is poverty flammable?

 
skitzo [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:27:28 PM  
bearsfolks: I ride a motorcycle and don't like burning objects thrown into my face by unthinking jerks. Whatever the courts do to them, they deserve it.

Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.

 
duskglow2000 2007-12-29 09:46:11 PM  
Penalty for littering in CA is $1000.

And if your littering starts a wildfire it's a felony charge and you're in some deep shiat.

Sorry, no sympathy here.

 
The Asshole Guy 2007-12-29 09:48:09 PM  
skitzo: bearsfolks: I ride a motorcycle and don't like burning objects thrown into my face by unthinking jerks. Whatever the courts do to them, they deserve it.

Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.


So this makes you a better person? You are nothing but an asshat as well tuff guy. Jerks like you make this world a shiatty place to live.

 
ComicBookGuy 2007-12-29 09:48:13 PM  
Well, God knows I've never seen a cop do THAT...

 
skitzo [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:49:49 PM  
The Asshole Guy: skitzo: bearsfolks: I ride a motorcycle and don't like burning objects thrown into my face by unthinking jerks. Whatever the courts do to them, they deserve it.

Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.

So this makes you a better person? You are nothing but an asshat as well tuff guy. Jerks like you make this world a shiatty place to live.


How much did it cost to get that dent out?

 
gd1147 2007-12-29 09:50:19 PM  
Burn them with their butts. Then they will learn

 
Edipis [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:50:26 PM  
skitzo: Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.

i truly hope that gets you shot.

 
Scutter 2007-12-29 09:50:44 PM  
They claim Constitutional rights, but I'm curious as to which right, exactly. There are already littering laws on the books, and clearly they aren't claiming the right to litter, so the article is obviously missing some important details.

 
duskglow2000 2007-12-29 09:51:26 PM  
The Asshole Guy:

And so does getting cigarette butts in your face.

skitzo isn't right, but the sentiment is understandable. It's the same thing as flipping off someone who just cut you off on the freeway. Not a good thing to do, certainly escalated things, but it's hard to blame someone who almost got creamed by some breeder in an expedition too busy wiping her kids faces to watch where she's going.

 
Cosmosis 2007-12-29 09:51:47 PM  
Wow. A lot of dumb people in here, today. And the thread's still young!

 
gd1147 2007-12-29 09:52:09 PM  
Edipis: skitzo: Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.

i truly hope that gets you shot.


Terrible thing to say. Littering is littering. If you throw a butt and it burns someone on a bike, or worse it burns down a forest the least of your punishment should be a dent in your door. Don't litter.

 
lemon-curry 2007-12-29 09:52:17 PM  
Time to implement a "cigarette butt deposit", 10 cents a butt, hell, 25 cents even!

Would be a great deterrent to using the filthy things, not just littering the butts...

 
d-fens99 2007-12-29 09:52:25 PM  
FTFA: Police reports submitted to the Lapeer County Prosecutor's office claim the men were uncooperative, belligerent and that one of the men locked the door and nearly closed a car window on a police officer's fingers.

Is it me, or do the cops in question seem like a couple of whiny pussies? "OMG, he nearly squashed my fingers! Lucky I moved them!!"

/maybe I've just lost faith in humanity
//and think we're all a bunch of jerks

 
James William Bottomtooth 2007-12-29 09:55:29 PM  
Flickie is lucky he didn't get shot in the back

 
duskglow2000 2007-12-29 09:55:30 PM  
d-fens99:

Cops do have this hypersensitivity to some things. But while I think they tend to take it way far sometimes, there are a whole bunch of people out there who don't like them and will do anything they can to make their lives miserable. Once someone gets into that mode, the cop has no idea whather he's going to pull out a gun and cap their ass.

While there are probably a few cops out there who deserve it, most are just trying to do their jobs, so I'm inclined to cut them just a little slack when a driver starts to act belligerent. You never know what's going to happen.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:55:48 PM  
Police reports submitted to the Lapeer County Prosecutor's office claim the men were uncooperative, belligerent and that one of the men locked the door and nearly closed a car window on a police officer's fingers.

The last time I looked the 5th Amendment states that I don't have to "cooperate" with a cop. If a cop is so slow and clumsy that he can't get his fingers out of a closing window he/she probably shouldn't be allowed to carry a loaded gun in a civilized society. I suspect some standard cop exaggeration here.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:56:14 PM  
lordargent: Wildfires in California are sometimes started by butts tossed out on freeways.

It happens often enough that they dna test any butts they find near the point of origin.


Exactly goddamned right.

 
simpsonfan 2007-12-29 09:56:33 PM  
Jerks were too lazy to use the ashtray, no insurance, serves them right.

 
Person 2007-12-29 09:56:48 PM  
They deserve everything that is coming to them. If you throw cigarettes or any trash out your window, you're a filthy, disgusting piece of shiat that doesn't deserve the privilege of driving.

 
InsaneJelloTroll 2007-12-29 09:57:13 PM  
I've quit throwing butts out the window, started using a cup holder as an ashtray (my car doesn't have one).

Back when I still flicked 'em out, some guy at a stoplight biatched me out, I told him to fark off, so he got out his cellphone and called the cops.

Of course nothing happened, even in my boring city the cops surely have better things to do than track down everyone who flicks a cig out their window.

 
duskglow2000 2007-12-29 09:57:52 PM  
lajimi:

You have to cooperate with a cop on any lawful order.

"Get out of the car" is pretty much always a lawful order.

 
Jgok [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:58:07 PM  
I'm a smoker who rides a motorcycle, and I'm REALLY not getting a kick out of people who flick their butts while driving. How much effort does it take to put an ashtray in your car, morans?

I keep a capped soda bottle half-full of water to put my cigs in after I'm done. I never smoke while driving (too damn dangerous on a motorcycle), but I'll sometimes pull over for a stretch and a smoke on a long trip

 
The Asshole Guy 2007-12-29 09:58:11 PM  
skitzo: The Asshole Guy: skitzo: bearsfolks: I ride a motorcycle and don't like burning objects thrown into my face by unthinking jerks. Whatever the courts do to them, they deserve it.

Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.

So this makes you a better person? You are nothing but an asshat as well tuff guy. Jerks like you make this world a shiatty place to live.

How much did it cost to get that dent out?


Cost me nothing because it has never happened. Do these same asshats get pissed off at the bug that hits them?

 
duskglow2000 2007-12-29 09:59:39 PM  
Person:

Yeah. Can't tell you how many times I've been driving down the 101 and someone in front flicks burning ash out of their car and I've driven over it before I even knew what happened. No idea what would happen if one of those embers carried.

It's *dangerous* and people who think otherwise are the same kind of people who you'll find on sites like lacantdrive.com.

 
dikkcor28 2007-12-29 09:59:50 PM  
anti-smokers and cops (in general) suck, enough said

 
gd1147 2007-12-29 10:00:10 PM  
InsaneJelloTroll: I've quit throwing butts out the window, started using a cup holder as an ashtray (my car doesn't have one).

Back when I still flicked 'em out, some guy at a stoplight biatched me out, I told him to fark off, so he got out his cellphone and called the cops.

Of course nothing happened, even in my boring city the cops surely have better things to do than track down everyone who flicks a cig out their window.


Just because you get away with littering doesn't make it right.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 10:00:15 PM  
cashed: I flick my cigarette out of the window all the time. fark you people.

/fark you


Please do share where you live in case any smokers would like to drive by your mom's house yet this evening.

/eejit

 
WFern 2007-12-29 10:01:17 PM  
skitzo: bearsfolks: I ride a motorcycle and don't like burning objects thrown into my face by unthinking jerks. Whatever the courts do to them, they deserve it.

Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.


I'm sure.

 
evil saltine 2007-12-29 10:01:24 PM  
dikkcor28: anti-smokers and cops (in general) suck, enough said

How do you feel about anti-litterers?

 
duskglow2000 2007-12-29 10:02:08 PM  
dikkcor78:

Obviously, smokers suck and antismokers don't.

Have to get the smoke in somehow...

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 10:02:26 PM  
Cigarette tossers should be charged with attempted arson. Especially from a car. Just like a DUI, no crime has been committed, no one hurt, YET.

I saw a little kid, 4 or 5 yo, pick up a cigarette butt and hold it up to his mouth. He was lagging behind his momma, all it took was a couple seconds. He was imitating the grown ups.

A brand new generation of nicotine addicts.

 
Meatspray 2007-12-29 10:03:05 PM  
He's lucky it wasn't a taze

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 10:03:12 PM  
Big Dave: In America in 2008, a citizen will be pulled over for a minor infraction, and for not cooperating the cop will get pissed off and kill the driver on camera, and get away with it

That happens every year.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 10:03:24 PM  
I'm just curious.

At what part of any smoker's brain-damaged existence, did they think it would be OK to toss a lighted cigarette butt out of a moving vehicle?

This is the level of stupidity that is normally reserved for Darwin candidates.

 
Cowboy Spencer 2007-12-29 10:03:45 PM  
Did this guy flick a cigarette out his window?

Agreed, give him the chair.

I nearly came unglued recently when someone's flicked cigarette sparked on my windshield when I was trying to change lanes in close quarters.

 
The Asshole Guy 2007-12-29 10:07:33 PM  
Cowboy Spencer: Did this guy flick a cigarette out his window?

Agreed, give him the chair.

I nearly came unglued recently when someone's flicked cigarette sparked on my windshield when I was trying to change lanes in close quarters.


So does your car lack wipers and washer fluid?

 
Katzenjammer 2007-12-29 10:08:28 PM  
Not a fan of cops, per se, but they were actually doing their job in this case. Litering is against the law, and for a very good reason. The people who act like it is their God-given right to use the world as their ash tray are supreme assholes.

Oh yeah, and:

skitzo Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.

...is just being an internet tough guy. It would be pretty hard to kick in the door of a moving vehicle without knocking yourself over in the process. It would be even harder to do it and then not immediately be run down by the person who's door you kicked in. I doubt if he's ever done it, to say nothing of "more this than [he] can count..."

/So please keep your rage focused on smoking litter bugs and cops where it belongs, and abort the oncoming orgy of anti-motorcyclist hate.
//thank you.

 
skitzo [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 10:08:43 PM  
The Asshole Guy: skitzo: The Asshole Guy: skitzo: bearsfolks: I ride a motorcycle and don't like burning objects thrown into my face by unthinking jerks. Whatever the courts do to them, they deserve it.

Same here, I can't count the number of times I've reached back, yanked up my plate (it's about stressed off) and kicked in some smoking pricks door who flicks ash or throws butts out the window.

So this makes you a better person? You are nothing but an asshat as well tuff guy. Jerks like you make this world a shiatty place to live.

How much did it cost to get that dent out?

Cost me nothing because it has never happened. Do these same asshats get pissed off at the bug that hits them?


Bugs are expected, flaming cigarette butts are not.

I'll bet you dollars to dickholes, those people who's door I have kicked in stopped flicking butts out the window.

I'm doing a public service.

 
duskglow2000 2007-12-29 10:09:08 PM  
The Asshole Guy:

Doesn't matter. It's kind of the same thing as if someone throws cola on you. You can always wash your clothes, but it's still assault.

 
laebshade 2007-12-29 10:11:06 PM  
Confabulat: I'm just curious.

At what part of any smoker's brain-damaged existence, did they think it would be OK to toss a lighted cigarette butt out of a moving vehicle?

This is the level of stupidity that is normally reserved for Darwin candidates.


Most of them don't care, or don't think to care.

 
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