Allah you put ur hands in da air like you don't care!

and

HOOOLLLLLLLAAAAHHHHHHHH


/i dunno, I'm sick, feeling like crap, and bored. :P

So I guess from now on, I have to refer to him as "Pedofile-ah".

I'm not really a catholic anymore (I gave it up for lent), but here's a link.

Link (new window)

Allah Board!!!!!

The Malaysian government is officially retarded.

/DNRTFA

Allah please

Bush is to blame for this.

This should end well.

/"This" = both the law and this thread.

I have been pulled in to Port Klang (Kuala Lumpur) so I am getting a kick...etc, etc

I Allah'd your moms

johnny_vegas: I have been pulled in to Port Klang (Kuala Lumpur) so I am getting a kick...etc, etc

sigh

What's allah this, then?

"Religion of peace"...more like "religion of blow your ass to pieces unless you submit to us".

"Religion is a sham and a crutch for the weak-minded." -Jesse Ventura

..!.. alah

That's stupid because, from what I understand, there is only one word for God in Arabic, and that is Allah. Christians call their God Allah in Arabic, so do Jews and Muslims, right?

Please, it's 'The Prophet formerly known as Allah.'

"God damnit...OH, i mean 'Allah, damnit'."

austinosphere: That's stupid because, from what I understand, there is only one word for God in Arabic, and that is Allah.

Since when has something being stupid been an impediment to zealots?

Allah, Allah, oxen free!

This is what we get from the more moderate Muslim states??

Goodie...

gimmedaloot: I Allah'd your moms



Also Allah'd your moms

Can't. My most used phrase when I hurt myself or am angry is a strongly south-american accented spanish: "A LA PUTA!"

You know who else liked censorship?

Did anyone say Allah in here yet?

Just checking.

Which, as the article all but says, is really remarkably stupid and dumb, seeing as how "Al-Lah" means "The Lord" in Arabic and is also used by Christians and Jews who speak Arabic, as well as by Hindus and others speaking formally of their deities. Me suspects some pandering to religious reactionaries in that country. Not that we in the U.S. would know anything about that. Not that we would pass Congressional resolutions all but sanctifiying and proclaiming Christmas and Jesusanity the official religion of the U.S. (new window)

All I said was, that piece of halibut was good enough for Allah.

Why, this article was good enough for JEHOVAH!

Admiral Allah Akbar

Allah Lou Yah!

whatshisname wins one public stoning.

Allah allah fofallah . . .

Tonight at Mass our Indian-born priest would say "Our Lord" during prayers but to me it sounded alot like "Allah" because of his accent.


/not half as much fun as a former Irish-born priest who would share stories of his ministry in Africa (evidently couldn't keep the kids from sneaking off during midnight mass and fornicating, I loved that Irish brogue...)

Dear Monotheistic Religious Majorities: The rest of us understand that you are currently the 800-pound gorillas in your respective nations (including Israel) and that's all well and good. The rest of us don't need laws or resolutions rubbing it in everyone else's face. All it does is piss us off and make it much more likely that we will cause trouble for you when the opportunity presents itself. Are all of you THAT insecure that you have to codify it the laws of your nations?

P.S. Unless you live in Malaysia, saying "Allah" in this thread is pretty pointless, since you're not under Malaysian jurisdiction and therefore don't have to deal with any consequences. But please, let everyone else know how large your penis is by typing five letters in a particular sequence on your keyboard.

THats fine, Ill just call him shiathead.

Oh for Allah sake...

Dear Somacandra ,

My penis is neither large nor existent, but I am delighted that, at least for now, it is quite legal for me to write or say Allah any time I damn well please.

Somacandra: Dear Monotheistic Religious Majorities: The rest of us understand that you are currently the 800-pound gorillas in your respective nations (including Israel) and that's all well and good. The rest of us don't need laws or resolutions rubbing it in everyone else's face. All it does is piss us off and make it much more likely that we will cause trouble for you when the opportunity presents itself. Are all of you THAT insecure that you have to codify it the laws of your nations?

P.S. Unless you live in Malaysia, saying "Allah" in this thread is pretty pointless, since you're not under Malaysian jurisdiction and therefore don't have to deal with any consequences. But please, let everyone else know how large your penis is by typing five letters in a particular sequence on your keyboard.

Allah

/the more you know...

Somacandra: But please, let everyone else know how large your penis is by typing five letters in a particular sequence on your keyboard.

AHLAL

...that's the sequence for those of us with the biggest penii. Just fyi.

Somacandra: Not that we in the U.S. would know anything about that. Not that we would pass Congressional resolutions all but sanctifiying and proclaiming Christmas and Jesusanity the official religion of the U.S. (new window)

I lol'd.

mloree , didn't you mean to say 'Allah?'

/the more you say it . . .

Well, drat. Here I was, planning on holding the next big theological studies convention in Malaysia, too. I guess I'll just have to cancel that- oh, that's right, I wouldn't go to Malaysia if it was the only spot in the world above sea level.

Have fun over there, johnny_vegas.

All ah want for Christmas...

atomic-age: mloree , didn't you mean to say 'Allah?'

/the more you say it . . .

Yes, of course. Ahem. 'Allah'

Somacandra

Five letters eh?

HUUGE!!

kilgorn

. . . is a brand new burka.

Polar Bear Cub I'm so steeling that.

Archie Goodwin: Please, it's 'The Prophet formerly known as Allah.'

OK. That was funny.

I am thinking of building a big pig-shaped boat and sailing to Malaysia. I would like to christen it "Allah." It will specialize in carrying pig meat (especially the hooves), bikinis, and pornography.

Anyone want in?

word to the mother farkin' Arab street!

So how do I order ice cream with my pie?

Here is a question legal scholars there might be asking:

If someone in a TV show uses the word, and later on renounces Islam; Is it in violation of the law to air the program after? Who is in violation, the person in the TV show, or the station that aired it?

Of course it is a trick question, you can't renounce Islam silly.

Wulfhardt: Well, drat. Here I was, planning on holding the next big theological studies convention in Malaysia, too. I guess I'll just have to cancel that- oh, that's right, I wouldn't go to Malaysia if it was the only spot in the world above sea level.

Hmm. I don't know about that. Great beaches, fantastic food, and it's all SE Asia cheap cheap cheap. There are worse places to be a tourist.

/wouldn't want to live there