I lol'd.

+1

screw birth control. control their numbers by allowing a hunt.

Pennsylvania does it--yep, we have a huge elk herd. although i hear hunting them is as challenging as shooting a refrigerator

This will play out just like it does with humans: the Elks will have teh buttsecks and claim that they're still virgins.

i'm waiting for the first reports of man-on-elk action to come out of this.

wil: This will play out just like it does with humans: the Elks will have teh buttsecks and claim that they're still virgins.

another hollywood insider moment.

wil: This will play out just like it does with humans: the Elks will have teh buttsecks and claim that they're still virgins.

Goddammit, wil! We're both in committed relationships. Stop turning me on.

If you try to make an abstinent female chipmunk you end up with a really horny female chipmunk who keeps going into heat until you satisfy her womanly needs. Maybe it works the same with elk.

In Texas we have the reverse problem: Too many deer, but hunting to thin the herd would not be popular.

Renting hunting leases is big business in this State, and the ranchers figure ten hunters bagging undersize, scrawny deer will pay more than two bagging premium specimens, and the other eight going home emptyhanded.

The net result is too many starving deer.

\\\ and they won't let you shoot wetbacks either.

FTA: "Wasting disease is a fatal brain ailment similar to mad cow disease"

just like threads where wil shows up.

ZAZ: If you try to make an abstinent female chipmunk you end up with a really horny female chipmunk who keeps going into heat until you satisfy her womanly needs. Maybe it works the same with elk.

Dear god, why would you know that?

Also, this thread was worth it to see wil use the words 'teh buttsecks'.

The Rutt, by Lynne Cheney:

In early September, the mating season begins with harem formation and bugling. Bugling is the term used to describe the call made by an adult male. The call begins on a medium clear note, rises gradually to a high pitch, and ends in a shrill scream followed by a series of grunts. While not the type of call one might expect from an animal of this size, once heard, the bugle is unmistakable. It is one of the truly wild sounds to be heard on this continent.

There is chronic wasting disease? How about killing the entire herd and repopulating it from an uninfected source?

wil: This will play out just like it does with humans: the Elks will have teh buttsecks and claim that they're still virgins.

It's statements like that that make you so loved on the internet.

/Animal Husbandry FTW

wil: the Elks will have teh buttsecks and claim that they're still virgins.

As long as it's the Elks and not the Shriners....

sweet, i've been waiting to go get some hot elk action.

It's not wrong if the elk are truly in love with each other.

They should stop going to stag parties then.

talldarknstinky: They should stop going to stag parties then.

We 'ave a winnar!!!

Just wanted to post in a thread that wil has...

wil: teh buttsecks

Just. Awesome.

burndtdan: sweet, i've been waiting to go get some hot elk action.

as have i

/giggity giggity
//giggity goo

When did this wil dude get voted his Grand Worshipful Master of Fark?

*checks profile*

Ohhhhh...THAT Wil. Still...

Wait, you mean elk females get horny? I thought that was only in reindeer.

ginko: Wait, you mean elk females get horny? I thought that was only in sheep.

They were asking for it.

Never thought I'd have another use for it, but here's a text to speech song that I did for an audioEdit a few years back that sorta applies.

Heard Me, Baby!

/clikcypops

albo: control their numbers by allowing a hunt.

Can I thin the herd of tourists who stop in the road to look at the elk? That's what's really annoying. Get up early and look outside your cabin, you will probably see more elk/mule deer/other assorted wildlife than you will by stopping traffic and pissing me off.

/vacations in RMNP every summer

/quick and dirty
//giggity!

kidsizedcoffin: /Animal Husbandry FTW

The only problem of Animal Husbandry is getting caught doing it.

RogueFox

ha! that pic is screaming for a caption. +1

olddinosaur: In Texas we have the reverse problem: Too many deer, but hunting to thin the herd would not be popular.

Renting hunting leases is big business in this State, and the ranchers figure ten hunters bagging undersize, scrawny deer will pay more than two bagging premium specimens, and the other eight going home emptyhanded.

The net result is too many starving deer.

\\\ and they won't let you shoot wetbacks either.

There's an island off the coast of British Columbia, Canada, where they have this tiny breed of deer and they've virtually overrun the island. the bag limit is 15.

But they're the size of medium dogs so the cost for butchering 15 of them surely exceeds the ease of the hunt.

ZAZ: If you try to make an abstinent female chipmunk you end up with a really horny female chipmunk who keeps going into heat until you satisfy her womanly needs. Maybe it works the same with elk.

ALVIN!

Little did I know whilst watching Stand By Me on video in my college dorm room, exactly 20 years ago, and getting laid later that night for what was, sadly, the only time I got laid senior year, that Wil would one day comment in one of my green-lit threads.

For the record, we did use birth control, but she was not an elk.

My life is complete.

/submitter

LowbrowDeluxe
ZAZ: If you try to make an abstinent female chipmunk you end up with a really horny female chipmunk who keeps going into heat until you satisfy her womanly needs. Maybe it works the same with elk.

Dear god, why would you know that?

You obviously haven't met many furries...

Giggling at the thought of elk with tramp stamps and the makeup gun set to "whore".

This thread is heavy on teh lulz.