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(Sign On San Diego) Dumbass Man calls police to report that someone stole his pot and his Playstation. Common sense unavailable for comment   (weblog.signonsandiego.com) divider line 39
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Feel_the_velvet 2007-12-29 04:44:45 PM  
There's not much hope of getting the pot back.

Or the Credence.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 05:19:08 PM  
In totally, TOTALLY unrelated news, does anyone wanna come over to my place to play on the Playstation I got for Christmas? I've got 'brownies' also for anyone who's interested.

 
lordargent 2007-12-29 06:20:59 PM  
Quince street, I know that place.

 
belhade 2007-12-29 08:37:51 PM  
Feel_the_velvet: There's not much hope of getting the pot back.

Or the Credence.


Well, do you have any leads?

 
SuperDuper28 2007-12-29 08:38:46 PM  
Now all I need is a few bags of Doritos and my weekend is set.

 
spiffy_marc 2007-12-29 08:39:48 PM  
media.arstechnica.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 08:40:12 PM  
So that means I can't report a crime if someone stole my speed and my xbox?.

 
Anagrammer 2007-12-29 08:41:33 PM  
Feel_the_velvet: There's not much hope of getting the pot back.

Or the Credence.


Perhaps he could get his Credence back with some sort of Revival?

 
ankmcfly 2007-12-29 08:46:07 PM  
Someone stole your Playstation?

Wii.

Do you know who it was?

I think it was my XBox.

Does she have your dope too?

 
BorgHunter 2007-12-29 08:46:57 PM  
Anagrammer: Perhaps he could get his Credence back with some sort of Revival?

I hear that Clearwater, FL, is a good place for such things.

 
phedex 2007-12-29 08:51:14 PM  
Jim Anchower?

 
rmoose 2007-12-29 08:52:54 PM  
Offer to trade it for the Pomeranian.

 
SanDiegoFarker 2007-12-29 08:53:43 PM  
without the weed, he won't need his Playstation.

 
yosluggo 2007-12-29 09:00:39 PM  
I don't think I could get high enough to buy a ps3.

 
Irving Maimway 2007-12-29 09:07:19 PM  
And keeping an animal in city limits, that's not, uh, good either.

 
Madadder 2007-12-29 09:07:58 PM  
The victim sure ruined a perfect opportunity at a pun about the Nintendo Wii'd. farking victim and his damn Sony.

 
Lars The Canadian Viking 2007-12-29 09:10:38 PM  
Some people still think that hiding their stash inside the PS2 is a great idea. I don't own one and even I know about that place.

 
ImFromSnohomish 2007-12-29 09:10:58 PM  
yosluggo: I don't think I could get high enough to buy a ps3.

FTFY

 
Tooterfish 2007-12-29 09:14:07 PM  
Pot and Katamari Damachy is all you need for a fun night.

 
lacydog 2007-12-29 09:36:20 PM  
All praises to the playstation!

 
Cargo 2007-12-29 09:37:58 PM  
phedex: Jim Anchower?

Win.

 
Tallykat 2007-12-29 09:41:42 PM  
Oh, my town...

/wasn't me, I'm out
//and we have a gamecube, anyway
///slashies are not helping the teh withdrawlz...

 
some attorney 2007-12-29 09:41:44 PM  
CygnusDarius: So that means I can't report a crime if someone stole my speed and my xbox?.

You can report it- the cops would be more than happy to take that report.

 
SubBass49 2007-12-29 09:47:48 PM  
Classic story of a true winner...

 
some attorney 2007-12-29 09:54:08 PM  
I have seen a lot of people get busted for cocaine possession/use because they would get all coked up at home, become convinced that someone was trying to break in and kill them, call the cops, then allow the cops inside to look for the boogie man, and the cops would find his lines on the coffee table. It appears to me when people get coked up, they can get paranoid and careless.

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 10:11:34 PM  
some attorney:
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I have seen a lot of people get busted for cocaine possession/use because they would get all coked up at home, become convinced that someone was trying to break in and kill them, call the cops, then allow the cops inside to look for the boogie man, and the cops would find his lines on the coffee table. It appears to me when people get coked up, they can get paranoid and careless.


/ftfy

 
rolandog 2007-12-29 10:27:46 PM  
To be fair, I'd also be pissed about having my pot and my PS stolen.

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Ninja Wicked 2007-12-29 10:35:45 PM  
So if all his pot is gone can he still get in trouble?

 
LavenderWolf 2007-12-29 10:41:01 PM  
Ninja Wicked

Him reporting his pot as stolen is a confession of ownership of the pot.


/romero style

 
shadowf200 2007-12-29 10:44:52 PM  
BorgHunter: Anagrammer: Perhaps he could get his Credence back with some sort of Revival?

I hear that Clearwater, FL, is a good place for such things.


Do you think I could get that stuff back....Hey, Tonight?

 
SubBass49 2007-12-29 11:36:07 PM  
Any word on the status of his Doritos?

 
Onager 2007-12-30 12:11:29 AM  
Protip: Not everyone in California has pot illegally, submittard. 'cept federally, and I don't think anyone's calling the FBI to report petty theft.

 
SubBass49 2007-12-30 12:17:40 AM  
Onager: Not everyone in California has pot illegally, submittard. 'cept federally, and I don't think anyone's calling the FBI to report petty theft.

But in San Diego County, the Repugnicans that run this town have sided with the feds on the medical marijuana issue...

 
larsalan 2007-12-30 12:22:07 AM  
Lars The Canadian Viking: Some people still think that hiding their stash inside the PS2 is a great idea. I don't own one and even I know about that place.

hey is your name lars too? that's my name

 
Manberg 2007-12-30 02:34:06 AM  
phedex: Jim Anchower?
Most excellent.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2007-12-30 03:17:44 AM  
CygnusDarius: So that means I can't report a crime if someone stole my speed and my xbox?.

Sure, you can REPORT just about anything. Just don't expect the cops to hurry up to find it anytime soon. And don't be surprised if they come knocking on your door tomorrow morning with a warrant for your Nazi lab and the fifteen other xboxes in your basement.

 
shadowwake 2007-12-30 04:03:35 AM  
SubBass49: Any word on the status of his Doritos?

uneaten, sadly...

nerdapproved.com

 
Nature Spirals 2007-12-30 04:13:10 AM  
larsalan: Lars The Canadian Viking: Some people still think that hiding their stash inside the PS2 is a great idea. I don't own one and even I know about that place.

hey is your name lars too? that's my name

www.movieactors.com


"Lebowski....that's your name dude."

 
mizchief 2007-12-30 06:47:16 PM  
Is he sure he didn't smoke all his pot and lose his playstation?

 
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