'biatch' is used in multiple ways in this story?

No the dog can't come into the bathroom with us... and why does your soap smell like peanut butter?

/The dude gets off being watched by a dog.
//not sure who the nut is in this story

hehehe.. Your dog wants steak to watch.

NEXT...on Jerry Springer!

I know how she feels. Next thing you know, the dog's telling you that your technique is all wrong.

Or as we call it around here, Saturday night.

She told him if the dog wouldn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more...

Oh, snap! You just got told, sister!

Wolfinstl: hehehe.. Your dog wants steak to watch.

ROFLMFAO

I'm not sure if that's porn or not.

Is this Amy Winehouse again?

I would like to know the history of this woman
and the doggy....

Wolfinstl: hehehe.. Your dog wants steak to watch a threesome.

FTFY

TTIUWOP?

Got nothin' except that the forecast when I wrote this is foggy, rainy, and 38 degrees. Isn't that just a generic Seattle forecast?

That's hot.

50k?

'bout time the goddamn woman got arrested in a domestic violence case.


good for him

They weren't even having sex, just showering. What a whack job hose-beast (the girlfriend, not the dog).

Not that I should talk. I used to have a girlfriend who wouldn't let me be in the bathroom while she was brushing her teeth.

Didn't Washington state recently ban Bestiality?

/Maybe he missed the 6 O'Clock news that day.

sounds like the dog's going to get lucky again

Is there any type of fight better than a naked fight?

For the record, I was only able to masturbate to this story just the one time.

fusillade762:
Not that I should talk. I used to have a girlfriend who wouldn't let me be in the bathroom while she was brushing her teeth.

Maybe she didn't want you to see her taking them out to brush them.

This is just all kind of sick. She got arrested. Ok. What about him? I think he needs a night or two in the big house with all them dawgs watching him shower as Bubba's biatch.

Heard this story on the local radio news hours ago and remarked to the GF that the headline would probably make it on Fark in a few hours....and here it is. Da power of Fark!

/yer dog wants a loofa

I personally enjoy how violent women are.

No "dog in a bathtub" references yet?

cxjohn: This is just all kind of sick. She got arrested. Ok. What about him? I think he needs a night or two in the big house with all them dawgs watching him shower as Bubba's biatch.

He didn't do anything wrong why would he go to jail?

Stay classy, Bremerton.

*fap fap fap*

This has to be a top 10 weird story of all time...

Amature... I've been bottled in a naked shower brawl.

puffy999
I personally enjoy how violent women are.

I should introduce you to my sister one time!

/Pro tip: Wear a cup

Didn't Washington state recently ban Bestiality?

Yes, we did, due to that silly incident of oh, the gay guy up in snohonosish who dies farking a horse. Only the law was rushed through, and it not worded correctly worded. It says "rape of an animal", rather than "sexual intercourse with an animal". No one can prove the horse didn't want it (or the teen bot down in Tacoma farking a goat). Maybe the animals wanted it, cant rape the willing (theres even a netflix movie on the guy, good family entertainment).

And I don't even want to think about what goes on my my area of capitol hill. We get some pretty disturbing news up in these parts.

My lab, from time to time, has given me pointers

Step 1: Have dog in bathroom watching them "shower"
Step 2: Buy and apply peanut butter
Step 3: Have dog take care of the "peanut butter snatch" (Thanks Keira Knightley)
Profit

FTA: A police report said the 26-year-old man wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.

To be fair, it's really more of a weekend activity.

And because this thread needs more dog photos:

I believe that horse farker is called Mr. Hands. Rumor has it there's a video somewhere on the interwebs, but why someone would want to watch it is beyond me.

George Carlin's skit on bestiality is pretty spot on.

So it's Thursday night, they are showering together, and an argument starts about letting the dog in. He calls her a biatch, she punches, he grapples, and she throws a picture frame.

Why the hell were the police called?

The $50k for bail is seriously out of whack here. IMO, the guy's a sicko.

aaahahaha. Bremerton... Why am I not surprised? Bunch of yokels.

spacechicken170am: He didn't do anything wrong why would he go to jail?

He's doing something wrong. He's just not doing anything illegal.

That we know about...

Kickstart UF: 'biatch' is used in multiple ways in this story?

He said, "maybe my next girlfriend....then called her a name" Then she punched him several times. I have a feeling the word he chose is one more letter down the alphabet.

I would have bloodied that biatch real good. I would have hit her "several" times.

He's a pussy, not man enough for a woman. Pussywhipped is his middle name.

You can just hear the Deliverance music when you read it.

jsmilky: I would have bloodied that biatch real good. I would have hit her "several" times.

He's a pussy, not man enough for a woman. Pussywhipped is his middle name.


That reminds me, I got something of yours in my mailbox the other day.

That's a great mockup Chastain, surprised I haven't seen it before!