I am glad to see that Luby's is in the news for a little happier reason this time.

Oct. 16, 1991 at 12:45 p.m., 35-year-old George Hennard of nearby Belton drove his pickup truck through a window at the Killeen Luby's and killed 24 people.

You just never know who you're dealing with, do you? He acts all grumpy and mean, but in the end turns out to be kind and giving. Then again, maybe he just watched As Good as It Gets too many times.

madcharlie: You just never know who you're dealing with, do you? He acts all grumpy and mean, but in the end turns out to be kind and giving. Then again, maybe he just watched As Good as It Gets too many times.

I was going to say, maybe she just took a road trip with him and a gay guy.

Chris P. Bacon: I am glad to see that Luby's is in the news for a little happier reason this time.

Oct. 16, 1991 at 12:45 p.m., 35-year-old George Hennard of nearby Belton drove his pickup truck through a window at the Killeen Luby's and killed 24 people.

Interesting. I know the people that own the Chinese Restaurant that used to be Luby's. Their daughter is married to one of my friends. I never knew that about that place.

I hated that town and glad I got to leave once I was done with the Army.

Well, my faith in humanity is restored.

She must've brought a BJ with the steak.

just say "i want to fark you" and save $50,000.

"Get off my lawn." Yeah, that will never *yawnexcuseme* never get tired. It just makes the headline funny or something.

/If you have to use it, be clever.

She made sure his food was as hot as he wanted, even if it meant he burned his mouth.

The 50k was from the lawsuit he filed and won.

I heard he didn't like standing on lines and had to lock the door three times.

...or he wanted in her lawn...

It was on his bucket list.

Wasn't this the sub-plot to Waitress?

"What's the problem, your appetites aren't as big as your noses?"

dajoro: "Get off my lawn." Yeah, that will never *yawnexcuseme* never get tired. It just makes the headline funny or something.

/If you have to use it, be clever.

Spoken like a kid with a short attention span.

/Sorry man
//You were just askin for it

Aenoite beat me to it.
He must be an Andy Griffith fan.

My father always told me that you get back what you give out. It's always good to hear that it is possible.

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I find this story inspiring. From now on I pledge to treat people like shiat for the rest of my life and then leave them my entire fortune after my death.

people who speak in metaphors need to shampoo my crotch

d'oh, it nuked my picture of Jack Nicholson :/

$50,000? She's got to figure that it's about as good as it gets.

C'mon baby leave some change behind...

Why don't the screeners screen out all these repeats? This was here a week ago.

dajoro: "Get off my lawn." Yeah, that will never *yawnexcuseme* never get tired. It just makes the headline funny or something.

/If you have to use it, be clever.

AWWWWW...are you mad because you submitted this and it didn't get approved? Poor baby. Better let the powers that be know that you are the one and only authority on all that is witty and charming, and all the girls flock to you in droves because of your charismatic personality and powers of intelligent observation. And from now on run everything by you first just to make sure that it fits to your standards, god forbid one of the little people actually are able to submit a FARK story! Something must be done about this at once, like maybe a system of higher ups or a panel of judges to review these things before they are greenlit.

You'll get over it.

Old dude probably ate in her lawn...but made her mow it down first HAHAHA:D

Malinki: She must've brought a BJ with the steak.


I'd go over 15% for that

FTFA: She made sure his food was as hot as he wanted, even if it meant he burned his mouth. And she smiled through his demands and curses. The 89-year-old Walter "Buck" Swords obviously appreciated it, leaving the waitress $50,000 and a 2000 Buick when he died.

"Buck" Swords?! Was he a porn star?

But this is why I adore little old men and always have been nice to them no matter what. If you are extra nice to a little grumpy old man, they will remember it and be thankful in the end. I have always been the go to girl when someone had to deal with a little old mean man because they have always been sweethearts to me, the little old men love me for some reason. Plus, little old men always have the best stories to tell.

I fully approve of weemonkey's post.

spi13: Malinki: She must've brought a BJ with the steak.


I'd go over 15% for that

Damn you.

She probably paid attention to his gnome.

That's about as good as it gets!

You never know when you will be in the right place at the right time.

Some time ago I was going through just a heap of bullsh*t, and I was so down in the dumps I felt like a snake's belly.

"Don't worry dino," said a chick who works at the coffee shop where I hang out "You are clever and you are strong. You will work your way out of this."

That was 100% true, but at the time she said it---I couldn't figure it out for myself, I needed to be told.

From that day forward, I was a changed man. Within 90 days, a big stack of crap which would have crushed a lesser man was nothing more than sufficient to get me pissed off as hell.

Never saw the chick after that, but if she walked up and asked me for a grand, I would have handed it to her no questions asked. Pay it back if convenient, keep it if not.

Chris P. Bacon: I am glad to see that Luby's is in the news for a little happier reason this time.

Oct. 16, 1991 at 12:45 p.m., 35-year-old George Hennard of nearby Belton drove his pickup truck through a window at the Killeen Luby's and then killed 24 people. FTFY

Small tidbit left out...he executed them with a gun...not killed them with the truck.

there's something about a waitress
somethin bout a waitress
there's something about a waitress

that

turns me on!

/ziggens song

eagledmac5: C'mon baby leave some change behind...

I don't particularly care for that song, but the band is great.

/nothing is obscure on Fark.

Yadfothgildloc: eagledmac5: C'mon baby leave some change behind...

I don't particularly care for that song, but the band is great.

/nothing is obscure on Fark.

That entire album is great. One of the few albums in my collection that I can and have listened to for years without getting tired of it...

olddinosaur: You never know when you will be in the right place at the right time.

Some time ago I was going through just a heap of bullsh*t, and I was so down in the dumps I felt like a snake's belly.

"Don't worry dino," said a chick who works at the coffee shop where I hang out "You are clever and you are strong. You will work your way out of this."

That was 100% true, but at the time she said it---I couldn't figure it out for myself, I needed to be told.

From that day forward, I was a changed man. Within 90 days, a big stack of crap which would have crushed a lesser man was nothing more than sufficient to get me pissed off as hell.

Never saw the chick after that, but if she walked up and asked me for a grand, I would have handed it to her no questions asked. Pay it back if convenient, keep it if not.

I hear that. One day I was working on some pictures (photography was a hobby then) on my notebook and my favorite barista said "hey those are pretty good... you wanna hang them in here?" a few months later i quit my job and started my business and the rest is history...

She's long since moved on but I couldn't pay her enough if she needed it...

TheDirtyNacho: Yadfothgildloc: eagledmac5: C'mon baby leave some change behind...

I don't particularly care for that song, but the band is great.

/nothing is obscure on Fark.

That entire album is great. One of the few albums in my collection that I can and have listened to for years without getting tired of it...

It really is a great album. Some really standout songs, individually, too.

The goods news is, she got it from his will and not from a regular tip. It won't be taxed as harshly.

Still cheaper than a wife.

Chris P. Bacon: I am glad to see that Luby's is in the news for a little happier reason this time.

Oct. 16, 1991 at 12:45 p.m., 35-year-old George Hennard of nearby Belton drove his pickup truck through a window at the Killeen Luby's and killed 24 people.

I remember reading about that when it happened. Absolutely terrifying.