merry christmas, shiatter was full.

Niiice subby.

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

You about ready to do some kissin'?

And here I was thinking I was the only person who liked that movie. I'm young, so tell me: Where the 80's the only time National Lampoon has ever been funny?

We have an "impressed" trifecta in play.

He's just yakkin' on a bone.

/he's got it up

redface: And here I was thinking I was the only person who liked that movie. I'm young, so tell me: Where the 80's the only time National Lampoon has ever been funny?

Pretty much. They started going downhill after Christmas Vacation.

redface: And here I was thinking I was the only person who liked that movie. I'm young, so tell me: Where the 80's the only time National Lampoon has ever been funny?

I remember the National Lampoon magazine was funny in the '70s. It was a opportunity for a horny 7th grade kid to sometimes see some boobies too.

Headline wins. Thread over before it began.

Wow, and I just watched that movie again last night.
Great job subby.

Though this probably won't end with the police singing the national anthem and letting him go...

redface: And here I was thinking I was the only person who liked that movie. I'm young, so tell me: Where the 80's the only time National Lampoon has ever been funny?

I thought Van Wilder (2005) was very funny

And you all thought Pope Benny was dislexic for declaring war on Santa. Link

Santa's back and this time he brought the marching band.

National Lampoon will distribute "Homo Erectus", a caveman comedy. Should be out soon.

Muta: redface: And here I was thinking I was the only person who liked that movie. I'm young, so tell me: Where the 80's the only time National Lampoon has ever been funny?

I remember the National Lampoon magazine was funny in the '70s. It was a opportunity for a horny 7th grade kid to sometimes see some boobies too.

It was not only funny, it was genuinely "edgy", not phony frat-humor edgy like it seems to be now.

Remember "The Appletons" comics? I pretty much learned to read from 1970's-80's NL and Heavy Metal magazine. It shaped my sense of humor and also probably turned me into a sex perv.

Favorite cover of all time:



/Self-hating Jew fap fap fap

redface: And here I was thinking I was the only person who liked that movie. I'm young, so tell me: Where the 80's the only time National Lampoon has ever been funny?


Nat'l Lampoon turned into just a licensing company in the 90's, selling the name. Here's an article that talks about it that the Fark filters won't let me link.


http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/25/business/media/25lampoon.html?_r=1&ex=11857680 00&en=6aa1fc052e6e2748&ei=5070&oref=slogin

SanDiegoFarker: redface: And here I was thinking I was the only person who liked that movie. I'm young, so tell me: Where the 80's the only time National Lampoon has ever been funny?

I thought Van Wilder (2005) was very funny

It had its moments but that was more a case of making several crappy movies and occasionally hitting some paydirt. This is also what made National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 a fairly good film as well.

Of course, to assume that the '80s were always kind to the Lampoon series, one must ignore 'Class Reunion' and 'European Vacation.'

Come on guys.... anyone who RTFA and gets the Lammpoon reference in the headline knows that Vaughn was getting ready to go all Alan Stanwyk on his ass!!!

/FTA - Authorities also found a 5-gallon container full of gasoline, and a cigarette lighter.

Guntram Shatterhand: SanDiegoFarker: redface: And here I was thinking I was the only person who liked that movie. I'm young, so tell me: Where the 80's the only time National Lampoon has ever been funny?

I thought Van Wilder (2005) was very funny

It had its moments but that was more a case of making several crappy movies and occasionally hitting some paydirt. This is also what made National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 a fairly good film as well.

Of course, to assume that the '80s were always kind to the Lampoon series, one must ignore 'Class Reunion' and 'European Vacation.'

I have to agree there.

I have actually been wondering what happened to all of the good comedy writing that we had in the 70's and 80's. We are finally getting some good TV shows (Office, 30 Rock etc) but the movies are just one boob joke after another while they regurgitate the classics with a few twists. Nothing wrong with boob jokes mind you if they are well done (channeling Mel Brooks).

Can anyone name some a couple great comedy flicks from the last 15 years or so that could stack up with Animal House, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Bustin' Loose, etc etc etc...?????

/Just saw Walk Hard - FAIL
//so ashamed to admit that.

watox

Can anyone name some a couple great comedy flicks from the last 15 years or so that could stack up with Animal House, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Bustin' Loose, etc etc etc...?????

UHF.

"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss your ass, kiss his ass, happy Chanukkah."

Strange Brew, eh.

watox:

Can anyone name some a couple great comedy flicks from the last 15 years or so that could stack up with Animal House, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Bustin' Loose, etc etc etc...?????


The two I can think of that I can watch over-and-over and still laugh at are The Big Lebowski and Anchorman.

Mostly unrelated, but it reminds me of when I was 18 and a guy in a leather jacket, sunglasses, and a santa hat tried to lure me into his car (with puppies and pom poms as a gift) in a blockbuster parking lot on Xmas, presumably to kidnap/rape/kill me..... good time.

/should have called the police
//it was 10 minutes before the store opened in broad daylight
///also, columbus, georgia...big surprise

watox: Can anyone name some a couple great comedy flicks from the last 15 years or so that could stack up with Animal House, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Bustin' Loose, etc etc etc...?????

Anchorman, Human Traffic, maybe Waynes World, Austin Powers and American Pie sort of stack up. Films are a lot more edgy now, stuff like Pulp Fiction, Fight Club and The Truman Show (sorta dark, depending on how you look at it) wouldn't have been made before and and Blade/Matrix couldn't of been made. The money and talent flow to where the biggest tickets are. If you want a laugh there's plenty of opportunity to see people fart on the net.

Dad, that tree's so big it wouldn't fit in our front yard.
It's not going in our front yard Russ, it's going in our living room.
...
Lotta sap. Little full, lotta sap.

It's an amazing feeling when you learn about something a relative did through the power of fark. Way to go cousin!!

// also, i'm getting a kick out of these replies

With the squirrel running around....


Where's Eddie, he usually eats these things.

Not anymore Clark, after his doctor told him they were high in Cholesterol.

Gobobo: watox: Can anyone name some a couple great comedy flicks from the last 15 years or so that could stack up with Animal House, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Bustin' Loose, etc etc etc...?????

Anchorman, Human Traffic, maybe Waynes World, Austin Powers and American Pie sort of stack up.

Office Space (1999) and Friday (1995 -- the original, not the sequels) would make my list. I also enjoyed Hot Shots and Hot Shots: Part Deux movies from the Zuckers and Harold Ramis' Groundhog Day. If you want to reach back a little further I'd also put Ghostbusters I and II, Airplane and Spaceballs on the list. But Gobobo is right in saying that they just don't make them like they used to.

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

EMPulse_of_KC: Gobobo: watox: Can anyone name some a couple great comedy flicks from the last 15 years or so that could stack up with Animal House, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Bustin' Loose, etc etc etc...?????

Anchorman, Human Traffic, maybe Waynes World, Austin Powers and American Pie sort of stack up.

Office Space (1999) and Friday (1995 -- the original, not the sequels) would make my list. I also enjoyed Hot Shots and Hot Shots: Part Deux movies from the Zuckers and Harold Ramis' Groundhog Day. If you want to reach back a little further I'd also put Ghostbusters I and II, Airplane and Spaceballs on the list. But Gobobo is right in saying that they just don't make them like they used to.

All of the movies listed in previous posts are solid - I will have to watch the Lebowski... for some reason I missed that one?

I didn't include Spaceballs and Airplae etc since they are pre 1990's.

Office Space and Friday (agreed - the first one) are both very good!

Gobobo - I like the edgy stuff (True Romance FTW), loved the original Matrix but I miss the days when the comedy gold flowed consisted of more than a fart joke.

watox

Please log off of the computer and watch The Big Lebowski right now. You will thank me.

Hey Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogey.
Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis?
He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas.
If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas

AquaX: Floor-flushing?

I think he said four-flushing. Somebody want to back me up on that?

Chastain86: AquaX: Floor-flushing?

I think he said four-flushing. Somebody want to back me up on that?

Proof that Wikipedia has jumped the shark:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_flushing

I'll go with Office Space, but not much else.

Just thought I'd jump in here and say I know the guy in the article. His wife had a screwed up back due to a student attacking her and she had to go to Germany to get an operation to help with the pain because they don't do that particular operation in the US. I can understand being mad, but man, you don't go attacking your boss!

"It's a Yule Tide!!!"

/spoon!

Chastain86:
I think he said four-flushing. Somebody want to back me up on that?

It could be. I watched it a few days ago, but just copy/pasta'd the quote off of a movie quotes site without carefully checking it.