Clever headline, smitty

lulz. Nice, subby.

weets!

+1

Thanks!

/Subby

Made me laugh. +1

I was just in the Old Chicago where this guy snipers his wife awhile back. Used to be a Hooters. Coincidence?

This thread is useless without pics of hooters girls.

Managers asked the man to leave after he refused to pay his bill,



That's a hell of a way to say "thank you" for getting away with not paying your tab.

i see what you did there.
+1

Good headline.

Holy crap, I used to live near there. Thinking back, it doesn't surprise me at all that some liquored-up Vol fan shot the place up.

Broadcastdave: This thread is useless without pics of hooters girls.







These kittens lives are in your hands.

And just in case you didn't gleam this from the article, a manager and a customer are in critical condition.

unless you work at best buy.

/too obscure?
//HR film callback

+1 ubbyS

I wonder why they didn't give a description of the gunman?

Mentat: These kittens lives are in your hands.

Hah!!!

Oh...I thought this was going to be about a restaurant called "Hits" and the sign maker made a humourous error.

Nevermind me...carry on.

Funny.

PS, move to Memphis. We got respect for our Hooters here.

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Mentat & Broadcastdave
This thread should be flooded with pics of Hooter girls

Thanks for the photo. My question. How did the Shooter miss the Hooters?

I personally disagree with the headling and tag - scary is more like it. What if you were in that Hooters? I would hate to take a round in the chest while enjoying some wings and breasts.

Then again, think of the sympathy tail...

ABQGOD: And just in case you didn't gleam this from the article, a manager and a customer are in critical condition.

Well, I'd be critical of someone shooting at me too, some critisism is surely to be expected - hardly ground breaking journalism to report that little tidbit, is it?

We actually had a bar/comedy club in my city called Shooterz.
It closed down just recently because all the gangsta wannabes drove away the clientele that actually had money to spend.

Now it's reopening as Surf City. In the middle of Wisconsin.

Good one there, Subby

+1

Better link:

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2007/dec/29/customer-manager-shot-hooters/

Shooter description FTFA:

"He was described as 6 feet tall, 180 pounds with a slender build. He was missing his front teeth, according to Miller. He wore blue jeans decorated with rhinestones, a black jacket that featured a design of what was thought to be a skeleton made of rhinestones and he wore heavy jewelry and large-gauge earrings. He carried a backpack."

You can't write this stuff...

/from Knoxville
//has all teeth
///no bedazzled clothing

gosh, those kittens are adorable!
oh alright, i am!

He should have shot someone in the kitchen for trying to pass that shiat off as food.

gregormendel: I wonder why they didn't give a description of the gunman?

Oh, that's the best part!

From the local paper: Link (new window)

He was described as 6 feet tall, 180 pounds with a slender build. He was missing his front teeth, according to Miller. He wore blue jeans decorated with rhinestones, a black jacket that featured a design of what was thought to be a skeleton made of rhinestones and he wore heavy jewelry and large-gauge earrings. He carried a backpack.

I was up when this was happening (live close by) and there were lots of sirens and helicopters.

Just pay for the grilled cheese and the curly fries and walk home with a smile on your face. What the hell is so hard about that? Idiot.

shakes fist @ bcruze...

No Boobies were harmed in the making of this headline.

/*fap* at 11:00

/for the male farkers

Subby wins.

Mentat These kittens lives are in your hands.

Consider them dead.

Took me a minute to catch on, subby - great headline.

/FTFM

/unavailable for comment

DrSieb: Oh...I thought this was going to be about a restaurant called "Hits" and the sign maker made a humourous error.

Nevermind me...carry on.

Haha, I was thinking the same thing.

+1 subby!

MutantMotherMouse

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Were the breasts OK?

gregormendel: I wonder why they didn't give a description of the gunman?

ukiah: /unavailable for comment

Doh.

Subby: The wittty, you has it.

ok so he eats and drinks at the hooters..and refuses to pay the bill...so the manager asks him to leave...than he shoots up the place?

I'd of thought he'd of shot the place up in order to leave with out paying

I just had a driveby down the street about 20 minutes ago so I'm getting a kick out of some of these replies.

You have to buy wings if you want to talk to the Hooters Girls.

Hooters: Because I should be able to view women objectifying themselves for money everywhere.

In the police description they didn't even bother mentioning if he was a cracker or a negro. Thats political correctness for you.

Link (new window)

Ok, found another source, he's a whitey.

I said BONELESS chicken wings! Blam, blam, blam!