the pic of them in the seats is the funniest damn thing

There should be no amnesties for illegal immigrants. They should all be rounded up and deported. We need an immigration police force just for this.

- Dr Nick Ashley, Huntingdon, England

Ouch. I always thought we were the hard asses.

it's been done before:

http://www.nbc11.com/news/9649540/detail.html

The last one is hilarious.

"Mehh, musta taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque!"

Impromptu Immigrant smuggling PS contest in 3...2...

Hmmm, those pictures have been circulating on the intertubes for years......

See, what they need is a large wall..... somewhere near Germany.....

/I kid, I kid.

People have been doing this since WWII, maybe earlier.

Hey you, this isn't a clown car!... oh wait, maybe it is.

Those African Swallows are getting tougher by the day.

"Luggage Immigrant is watching you masturbate"

They should all be let in and encouraged to join the circus as part of the clown car.

Man in a bonnet?

This is how I got in to the country.

AtomicBurrito: "Luggage Immigrant is watching you masturbate"

Hahahaha!

In my country, 1 in 5 people are immigrants. We have become dependent on them for population growth and we encourage legal immigration. We bend over backwards to make this happen.

The pictures posted, show people that are so willing to cheat the system to get in, one has to wonder about their character in the first place.

I think one of the byproducts of all this immigration, the people born here don't want to pro-create as they've uncomfortable as to what the future will hold for their children.

thedarkshadow: There should be no amnesties for illegal immigrants. They should all be rounded up and deported. We need an immigration police force just for this.

- Dr Nick Ashley, Huntingdon, England

Ouch. I always thought we were the hard asses.

Daily Mail readers make Freepers look liberal.

Do I smell some photoshop photos?

/wait, that is the bean burrito I just ate

Yet another in an endless list of "Filthy nig nog gyppo asylum seekers pouring into our shining virgin country, raping our women, stealing our jobs and lowering our house prices" stories from the good'ol Daily Mail.

Investigators say that reports of "amnesties" for 100,000 asylum seekers in Britain are being used by people-smugglers to drum up business.

Gee, ya think? Blow off your own laws, give them anything they want, and OF COURSE it will be abused.

Washington (current and future admins), I'm looking at you...

/Make it easier to be 'legal', and harder on the illegals.
//but do not reward illegal behavior.

man is that depressing. desperate people in desperate situations doing very dangerous and humiliating things. life can be so farking awful. sigh.

Numbers USA on illegal immigrants (new window)

From the article's readers responses: The Government should pump money into providing an island to which all honest citizens of this country can escape when life here becomes too much. No wonder so many people are leaving. It's sickening to see what is becoming of our country.

- James, London, UK

Don't you Brits call that Canada? Wait, Canada doesn't allow white immigration any more, unless it's Yanks whining about Bush. Otherwise, you have to be East Indian or Chinese to immigrate to Canada.

And they aren't immigrants. They're "New Canadians".

And there's nothing wrong with controlled, legal immigration. I think the immigration most people in civilized countries are concerned about is illegal immigration - the ones that use the resources but don't get the privilege of paying taxes.

This guy was caught at the Mexico/U.S. border.

"Illegals pay up to £10,000 to be smuggled into Europe"

I'd smuggle in people at that rate; damn that's some easy money right there.

If I were the driver sitting on a seat made out of illegal alien, I would totally fart on him the whole time.

Damn, these guys are really desperate to get the hell out of their own country. It's nice to have been born in America. Even as shiatty as it has been the last several years, I don't feel a compelling need to leave.

We are all decended from people who were aliens ... which makes me wonder where each of us sits in the alien colonization scale...

To determine how much alien DNA we have, we need to ask ourselves the following questions:

a) Using mind power alone, can you hover?
b) Do you have some strange keys laying around in the kitchen that look like they would crank a flying saucer?
c) Do you have an inner longing for inter-galactic peace, and abhor the illegal and immoral war in Iraq?

Answering yes to any of these questions may show clues about our alien ancestry.

/did I miss somthing?

Those guys in the car seats would have won every Hallowe'en Costume Contest I have ever witnessed. And yes! Where are the Photoshop People?

About immigrants in general . . . Howdy Neighbors! In my town of 350,000 you have created gourmet opportunities without parallel, and, NO! Farkers, I am not talking about eating children. I am talking of the truly amazing array of ethnic restaraunts. Cambodian, Thai, Lao, Viet Namese, Nothern, Middle and Southern Mexican, Mariscos, Indian, Ethiopian, Philipino, Burmese, Dim Sum, Sushi, All compass points of Chinese, Russian, Jamaican, El Salvadorian, Korean, Japanese, Eritrian, and even, Irish.

Thanks, as well, for painting your homes, celebrating your holidays with me, never complaining about my loud parties, doing my dry-wall and roofing work, picking the fruits and vegetables, teaching your kids how to be polite, sweeping your sidewalk, raising my property values, and, just in general, for making my life much more interesting and profitable than it might have been without you all. The only reason I want you all to learn English is then I can thank you.

I have nothing against any type of immigrant except Korean convenience store owners. DIAF.

Rodeodoc
And there's nothing wrong with controlled, legal immigration. I think the immigration most people in civilized countries are concerned about is illegal immigration - the ones that use the resources but don't get the privilege of paying taxes.

[My emphasis]

What do you mean they don't pay taxes? Any employer of illegal immigrants is required to withhold payroll taxes for each of the social security numbers that they make up, and any seller of goods is required to charge sales, tobacco, alcohol & gas taxes. Whats even more, where "legal" families would be entitled to a full refund of income taxes for not being paid worth a crap, the illegal ones are unable to file for tax returns. They pay taxes, more than they would if they were legal.

In Bosnia, one group of illegals was shown a lake, given a boat and told Italy was a two-hour row away. They were arrested by police waitingat the far side of the lake.

I lol'd.

EigenPuff: Any employer of illegal immigrants is required to withhold payroll taxes for each of the social security numbers that they make up

if by 'make up' you mean 'steal from an actual american thereby ruining their credit', as happened to me, then yes, you're 100% spot on.

EigenPuff: Rodeodoc
And there's nothing wrong with controlled, legal immigration. I think the immigration most people in civilized countries are concerned about is illegal immigration - the ones that use the resources but don't get the privilege of paying taxes.

[My emphasis]

What do you mean they don't pay taxes? Any employer of illegal immigrants is required to withhold payroll taxes for each of the social security numbers that they make up, and any seller of goods is required to charge sales, tobacco, alcohol & gas taxes. Whats even more, where "legal" families would be entitled to a full refund of income taxes for not being paid worth a crap, the illegal ones are unable to file for tax returns. They pay taxes, more than they would if they were legal.

Wake up man - LOTS of the illegals work for cash, no checks/taxes/ss#s/written records of any kind. a lot more aliens work for contractors as subcontractors & the contractor does not pay in any taxes on them (I've worked that way myself & was born here.) then the guy whose SS# the illegal used gets a letter from the IRS about the pending audit.

Interesting how the brown specks line up with the guy's ass. Apparently the previous immigrants found it to be a longer ride than expected...

Rodeodoc Quote 2007-12-29 03:56:22 PM
From the article's readers responses: The Government should pump money into providing an island to which all honest citizens of this country can escape when life here becomes too much. No wonder so many people are leaving. It's sickening to see what is becoming of our country.

- James, London, UK

Don't you Brits call that Canada? Wait, Canada doesn't allow white immigration any more, unless it's Yanks whining about Bush. Otherwise, you have to be East Indian or Chinese to immigrate to Canada.

And they aren't immigrants. They're "New Canadians".

And there's nothing wrong with controlled, legal immigration. I think the immigration most people in civilized countries are concerned about is illegal immigration - the ones that use the resources but don't get the privilege of paying taxes.

They turned you down huh?

Isn't the Balkan one of the major gateways used by Islamic extremists to get into Europe. (thanks for that, Hillary & Albright)

It's time we erect a giant wall around Africa and the Middle East to make sure the only people they can hurt is their own kind.

Here we go with another illegal immigrant bashing thread. We have about one a week, no? The solution is much, much simpler than mass arrests or deportations, but people don't want to do it because of their (acknowledged or unacknowledged) racism/xenophobia.

Them immigrants come here an' steal our girlfriends.

nfw: It's time we erect a giant wall around Africa and the Middle East to make sure the only people they can hurt is their own kind.

I forgot to add "build a gigantic wall" to my list of ridiculous, unworkable non-solutions to illegal immigration.

Sure, let's invite them all over, they can all party at your house.

nfw: Sure, let's invite them all over, they can all party at your house.

If they bring the food, they can super party at my house.

Ethnic food FTW

stiletto_the_wise: Here we go with another illegal immigrant bashing thread. We have about one a week, no? The solution is much, much simpler than mass arrests or deportations, but people don't want to do it because of their (acknowledged or unacknowledged) racism/xenophobia.

So if you oppose illegal immigration that makes you a racist? I oppose white illegal immigrants from Canada, Europe, and Russia, as well. Am I racist against my own race, or is "racism" simply a convenient label to put on illegal immigration opposers because most of our illegal immigrants are Hispanic?

nfw: Sure, let's invite them all over, they can all party at your house.

They're welcome in my house as well. I've had my share of immigrants partying in my house, illegal and legal.

Illegal aliens = trespassers = get off my lawn

Epsilon: So if you oppose illegal immigration that makes you a racist? I oppose white illegal immigrants from Canada, Europe, and Russia, as well. Am I racist against my own race, or is "racism" simply a convenient label to put on illegal immigration opposers because most of our illegal immigrants are Hispanic?

It's not always racism, but I would say that racism is often the underlying reason for being against illegal immigration, when you peel back all the layers. Sometimes it's just a fear of foreigners, or strong nationalism, or even simply a fear of change in their "way of life".

The fear-based reaction to illegal immigration is to simply tighten the fist even more--build walls, crack down, deport, more police, more soldiers, more government, patrol, enforce!

The thoughtful reaction is to observe that illegal immigration is the result of an economic force. And economic forces are extremely difficult to push against. Labor naturally moves from where it is abundant to where it is in short supply, from where employment is scarce to where it is everywhere. Trying to build walls to hold back the tide is an inefficient and wasteful way to handle the problem.

The solution is quite the opposite: Make legal immigration as easy as or easier than illegal immigration. Here's my proposal: One form, a criminal background check (which you must pass), gets you provisional residency and work authorization. Assuming your criminal record remains clean and you remain employed for N years, let's say 5, you get permanent residence status and can stay.

I can't really think of any rational reasons not to support a more open, welcoming, and simpler immigration policy making it easy for hard working, law abiding people to immigrate.

stiletto_the_wise: I can't really think of any rational reasons not to support a more open, welcoming, and simpler immigration policy making it easy for hard working, law abiding people to immigrate.

it doesn't get votes?

Very interesting, but I found this photo far more amusing.

And those are just the ones they caught.