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(WPRI Eyewitness News) Dumbass Burglary suspect gives cops fake address when arrested; later gets robbed and gives cops his real address. Oops   (eyewitnessnewstv.com) divider line 15
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popevilgirl 2007-12-29 11:42:00 AM  
Nice job, f*ckwad.

 
dickmasterdyke 2007-12-29 11:42:43 AM  
the name is dumass!

 
carrot 2007-12-29 11:43:37 AM  
The suspect has been released from custody on his own recognizance.

Yeah, judge, this one sounds trustworthy.

/not sure which one of them is a greater danger to society

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2007-12-29 11:52:43 AM  
Well, what do you know? When it came to be his turn to call upon the police for help, they still screwed him. So much for that whole, 'If it was you who had to call 911 you wouldn't be saying fark the police' logic.


/backs out of thread, closes door quietly in hopes of containing ensueing flames.

 
Enuratique 2007-12-29 11:55:26 AM  
He doesn't by chance live at 123 Fake St?

/obscure?

 
brocas_aphasic 2007-12-29 12:15:57 PM  
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Approve.

 
Hoarf 2007-12-29 12:25:19 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe: Well, what do you know? When it came to be his turn to call upon the police for help, they still screwed him. So much for that whole, 'If it was you who had to call 911 you wouldn't be saying fark the police' logic.


/backs out of thread, closes door quietly in hopes of containing ensueing flames.

Not quite following you here - how'd the police screw him over?

 
Glass Joe 2007-12-29 12:53:49 PM  
Dad?

 
halB 2007-12-29 01:13:06 PM  
shouldn't this be an ironic tag?

 
Bloodnose the Pirate aka Wally 2007-12-29 01:24:30 PM  
Enuratique: He doesn't by chance live at 123 Fake St?

/obscure?

How can the Simpson's be obscure?

 
GoGamecocks 2007-12-29 03:04:55 PM  
OOOOOO

 
shadowwake 2007-12-29 04:50:31 PM  
halB: shouldn't this be an ironic tag?

or a karma tag.

 
IrieTom 2007-12-29 05:51:32 PM  
1060 West Addison?

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2007-12-29 08:26:00 PM  
This story is filled with all kinds of zen goodness! ;-)

 
thelordofcheese 2007-12-29 10:46:46 PM  
Bloodnose the Pirate aka Wally: Enuratique: He doesn't by chance live at 123 Fake St?

/obscure?

How can the Simpson's be obscure?

Damn sky candy.

 
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