it NEEDED to be loaded for accuracy. Who wants a tattoo of an unloaded gun?

Wow.

Dangerous Tattoo

See, now, the tattoo wasn't dangerous, the idiots with the gun were dangerous.

/Should have gotten a tattoo of Darwin laughing instead

The guy wanted a tattoo of a gun being fired. How else could they do it?

The pair drove themselves to a gas station in Northeast El Paso, where they called police.

As you do, because the number for the ambulance is so much harder to remember.

Oh, boy...two flamewars for the price of one! Cue the "all tattooed people are losers" and "guns kill" farktards.
/dnrtfa

idrow: Dangerous Tattoo

See, now, the tattoo wasn't dangerous, the idiots with the gun were dangerous.

/Should have gotten a tattoo of Darwin laughing instead

Yes.

What's more stupid? getting a tattoo or shooting yourself? Both leave a permanent mark.

I grew up in NE El Paso. Chaparral is actually in NM, right on the border.

westbound pachyderm: Oh, boy...two flamewars for the price of one! Cue the "all tattooed people are losers" and "guns kill" farktards.
/dnrtfa

SanDiegoFarker: What's more stupid? getting a tattoo or shooting yourself? Both leave a permanent mark.

Well both knocked out in one post. Congratulations.

Don't they have phones in tattoo places?

SanDiegoFarker: What's more stupid? getting a tattoo or shooting yourself? Both leave a permanent mark.


Yup, thread over. SanDiegoFarker: has taken all of the idiocy upon himself in order to spare the rest of us. I say we take off and nuke the thread from orbit so that his sacrifice will not be in vain.

Onelith: Don't they have phones in tattoo places?

That is true. If a shop doesn't, I'd say keep looking for a different one.

They're doing it wrong.

Tat'dGreaser:
Well both knocked out in one post. Congratulations.

*Takes a bow while posing with a gun and some tattoos*

Good thing he wasn't getting a tattoo of a tiger.

gimmedaloot it NEEDED to be loaded for accuracy. Who wants a tattoo of an unloaded gun?

Oh man, that made me lol.

/my new one on the left elbow, just got it yesterday
//hurt like nothing I've ever felt before, but at least i wasnt shot
///makes 6

krazydiamond Good thing he wasn't getting a tattoo of a tiger.


Beautifulllllllllllll!!!!! +100 man, +100

We need a Darwin tag.

devilslefthand: /my new one on the left elbow, just got it yesterday
//hurt like nothing I've ever felt before, but at least i wasnt shot
///makes 6

Why the fark do you appear to be buttnaked in that picture?
I think your tat artist is taking advantage of you if he makes you strip down naked to do a tat on your elbow.

devilslefthand: /my new one on the left elbow, just got it yesterday

Let's hope the people in your life aren't arachnophobic....

This thread is spilling over the brim with win, except for the tattoo of the spider.

wanted for questioning?

krazydiamond: Good thing he wasn't getting a tattoo of a tiger.

Win.

devilslefthand

why not just tattoo "I'm a douchebag" on your forehead

devilslefthand

Doesn't a spiderweb on the elbow signify that you have KILLED somebody?

Or if it has a spider on it, does it just mean that you've killed a spider?

/seven with one blow

Red white and blue eagle freedom jealous world nugent tag.

SanDiegoFarker: devilslefthand

why not just tattoo "I'm a douchebag" on your forehead

he said it's his sixth. maybe he already has that.

SanDiegoFarker:
why not just tattoo "I'm a douchebag" on your forehead

Why not just tattoo "I'm an asshole" on your forehead? Oh, you're from SD...you don't need to.

One Million: Doesn't a spiderweb on the elbow signify that you have KILLED somebody?

WTF?!?

Wow.. people are really getting goofy!

Last I heard a spiderweb could mean you're a white supremacist.

Let's face it kids... Tattoos don't Always have to have this hidden, mysterious, or malevolent meaning behind them.

GAWD!

Not to get off topic, but the KTSM anchor is smoking hot.

Megatron sought for questioning.

i just got one - it is bigfoot beating richard nixon with the flat of excalibur's blade


/biatchin

Smirking Vagabond: Last I heard a spiderweb could mean you're a white supremacist.

Let's face it kids... Tattoos don't Always have to have this hidden, mysterious, or malevolent meaning behind them.

my brother got his nose broken because he has a tattoo of a four-leaf clover which many of m family members got in memorial of my cousin who passed. it also happens to be a symbol for the aryan brotherhood. ooops.

mayberebecca

my brother got his nose broken because he has a tattoo of a four-leaf clover which many of m family members got in memorial of my cousin who passed. it also happens to be a symbol for the aryan brotherhood. ooops.

Actually, the AB uses the three-leaf clover. Too bad your brother's assaulters weren't better-versed in tattoo lore.

You see, Smirking Vagabond? I am the keeper of hidden, mysterious, and malevolent meanings of tattoos!!1!

And it is well-known that a star on the face means you are always extreme.

Yuk-Monkey: wanted for questioning?

How about just wanted.

Weird .... really? Where is that STUPID tag when you need it?

MooseyDoom - I actually got a tat from her Nov 16th. Made my pants go crazy.

MooseyDoom: Yuk-Monkey: wanted for questioning?

How about just wanted.

If she came with a can of light tan spray paint, sure. That crap belongs in the Louvre or somethin, not in bed.

The man I want to marry.

Eric, guitarist Bury your dead.

The pair drove themselves to a gas station in Northeast El Paso, where they called police.

How smart is this guy for going to a tatoo place that doesn't even have a damn phone in it?

/Darwinism

MooseyDoom: Yuk-Monkey: wanted for questioning?

How about just wanted.

You sure about that?

This was submitted with the title:

1. A tattoo is always loaded. 2. Do not point a tattoo at anything you don't intend to destroy.

You can take off a meshback and a wifebeater, these farking abominations are there for good. Especially depressing when I see a woman who's ruined her symmetries with say.. a bunch of meaningless stars tattooed on her gut. Incomprehensible. The same kind of aesthetic taste would paint a house purple.

mayberebecca:my brother got his nose broken because he has a tattoo of a four-leaf clover which many of m family members got in memorial of my cousin who passed. it also happens to be a symbol for the aryan brotherhood. ooops.

Geez... Ya know it seems everyone always knows the REAL meaning of your tatts... I don't know how many people have told me, mine means:

1) I was in prison for 5 years (5 points on the star)

2) I was a Porn star (All porn stars have Star tatts OMFG)

3) I was in a Gang

4) And the newest one >>>>>>

One Million:And it is well-known that a star on the face means you are always extreme.

eesh...

When people ask.. I usually tell them what it means to me:

"I Love Chinese food...."

PUBLIC SAFETY MESSAGE

Guns NEVER "just go off"

1. Always treat firearms as if they are loaded and ready to fire.
2. Always point the muzzle away from anything you do not intend to shoot.
3. Always keep your fingers away from the trigger and outside the trigger guard until you are ready to fire.
4. Always be sure of your target and of what is beyond it.

Unless God pulls the trigger, a firearm is completely safe following these rules. That is all.

Phil Moskowitz: You can take off a meshback and a wifebeater, these farking abominations are there for good. Especially depressing when I see a woman who's ruined her symmetries with say.. a bunch of meaningless stars tattooed on her gut. Incomprehensible. The same kind of aesthetic taste would paint a house purple.


That you, Studman? Boy, you sure tell 'em. You being such a sophistifark and all.

Ironically, I found this amusing picture a few minutes ago while browsing randomly. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Right?



/Wait, what?

Where's that foobies link with the model about to shoot herself in the face? Finger on the trigger even.

/couldn't find it :(