Watch out ... this just may play right into the hands of those orchestrating the penguin takeover!

can anyone find the actual page for the "penguin conspiracy" theory ... my old bookmark is farked :(

Nice uniform. Very formal.

I saw the penguin on the telly.

I, for one, welcome our new penguin overlords Colonels in Chief.

Shame on Norway for granting such a rank to a cowardly bird. After all, penguins is practically chicken!

/Ducks!

THEY ATTACK
THEY ATTACK
They are on a rampage
Unleashed from ancient time
Stumbling from the ice age
Marching side by side
Beaks of steel are flaming
Women are enraged
Sky of death is flaming
Women get engaged
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them seemed so unreal
Slashing at the ramparts
Hurling ton's of shot
Shopping now at Wal Mart
Smoking tons of pot
They are on a rampage
They were first to fight
They would write a new page
If they could only write
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack
C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding - ding
Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b bring bring
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
It's a penguin attack
So get back
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack.
armored phalanxes
flanking maneuvers
vomiting terror
Gibsons and Hoovers
Blasted by fusion
Kicked in the head
just to make sure
we chopped up their dead
It's a penguin attack
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them was so unreal
Stumbling from the ice age
They were last in flight
They would write a new page
If they could only write
Rumbling from the ice age
They were last in line
They would start a new age
If they could just take time
It's a penguin attack
C'mon baby, kick him in the ding-ding
Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b-bring bring
They attack
It's a penguin attack
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack

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Weird looking penguins in a disintegrating box that's probably falling into the sun? Why would anyone want that?

I know I read this on /. like 3 years ago.

thats just plain awesome

Mr. Xhin Quote 2007-12-29 02:05:43 PM
I'm just herring about this story for the first time.

It's full of pengWIN!


The Dogs of War Quote 2007-12-29 02:41:31 PM
thats just plain awesome


you two are my favorite people today...
Mr. Xhin... very nice lol
and I wholeheartedly concur with Dogs...

*Insert picture of SS Antartica from The Simpsons here*

[Ric Romero]

This just in, military mascots usually have an honorary rank.

obligatory

Well, what do you know.

Meh - Posers.

The Americans elected a jackass 7 1/2 years ago.

Probably exhibits more intelligence than most military officers to boot.

First off, this is old news. Check the date on the article.


Second, his Wikipedia page is much better (no pops).

This will not end well.

Flightless bastards.

BionicAmoeba: I know I read this on /. like 3 years ago.


The penguin gets a promotion with every visit, this is the latest promotion.

/probably needed a followup tag from subby.

deadsanta: BionicAmoeba: I know I read this on /. like 3 years ago.


The penguin gets a promotion with every visit, this is the latest promotion.

/probably needed a followup tag from subby.

I take it back, that was the original story, subby is a douche.

I want to say the brits have an animal that's also an officer -- maybe at the tower of London...

You have to grudgingly admit, he does look rather dignified. I would waddle with him into battle, or look look for some pear pimples on hairy fishnuts.

These guys approve.

This officially makes the Norwegian Royal Guard the most awesome military force on earth.

Not impressed obeying.

This is funny because Penguins are not native to Norway.