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(NPR) Spiffy US troops clear out insurgents, build new base, start training Marines and Firebats in preparation for next Zerg rush   (npr.org) divider line 146
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King Something [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:33:43 AM  
Bunkers would help too.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:34:38 AM  
build a few bunkers while you're at it, and make sure you're mining plenty of crystals for repairs.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:52:20 AM  
SilentStrider: build a few bunkers while you're at it.

Look at my Boobies.

My Boobies, lookie.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 10:48:51 AM  
Someone should also tell them to build some bunkers.

 
SmackLT [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 11:17:04 AM  
Have they considered building some bunkers?

 
whiskeyinthejar [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-29 11:20:22 AM  
Siege tanks.

And bunkers.

 
gimmedaloot 2007-12-29 11:50:59 AM  
I'd say they need some NUKES!

/and bunkers

 
Doggie McNugget 2007-12-29 11:55:39 AM  
My bunkers, let me show you them

 
Menjo_Bleeko 2007-12-29 11:56:55 AM  
It's all about the Farmwall...

 
karasoth 2007-12-29 11:57:30 AM  
+ eleventy for Subby

 
kakarot251 2007-12-29 11:59:49 AM  
More supply depots required.

 
aaronsca 2007-12-29 12:00:12 PM  
Jacked up and good to go!

 
LouDobbsAwaaaay 2007-12-29 12:00:49 PM  
King Something: Look at my Boobies.

My Boobies, lookie.



Nice bunkers.

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:00:53 PM  
fly every zig zerg!

 
Man On Fire 2007-12-29 12:00:57 PM  
img155.imageshack.us

 
Jacobin 2007-12-29 12:01:15 PM  
light....tunnel

/end of it

 
toraque [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:01:29 PM  
Dragon's teeth around LLT's and D-gun the flash rush when it gets there.

Oh, wait, wrong game.

 
gimmedaloot 2007-12-29 12:01:55 PM  
you require more vespene gas

 
OneBrightMonkey 2007-12-29 12:02:05 PM  
Everyone knows the only reason we're there is to steal their vespene gas.

 
Man On Fire 2007-12-29 12:02:46 PM  
toraque: Dragon's teeth around LLT's and D-gun the flash rush when it gets there.

Oh, wait, wrong game.


Immolator plasma turrets work soooo much better.

/Core Contingency ftw.

 
jcooli09 2007-12-29 12:02:54 PM  
The insurgents ran away? Will they regroup elsewhere?

There are two ways to win this war:

1) Kill every man woman and child not in uniform.
2) Post a marine every 20 feet everywhere in the country.

That'll show 'em!

 
Fark Makes Patrick Laugh 2007-12-29 12:02:54 PM  
More supply depot is required.

 
67 Beetle 2007-12-29 12:03:08 PM  
Am I too late to mention building bunkers?

 
LoneCoon [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:03:20 PM  
We require more vespine gas.

/Should probably build some bunkers while they're at it.

 
Fark Makes Patrick Laugh 2007-12-29 12:04:20 PM  
oops, forgot to quote those. sorry. Nicely added kakarot251 This article ftw.

 
gimmedaloot 2007-12-29 12:04:37 PM  
Half of you quoting SC commands don't even have them correct

 
Zimmy 2007-12-29 12:05:30 PM  
Sure sure, it sounds like a good idea. Until those darned Protoss come along with their Zealots...

 
LouDobbsAwaaaay 2007-12-29 12:06:14 PM  
Hoping this isn't just some Ministry of Truth bullshiat...

/want good news out of Iraq
//want troops back where they belong

 
Fark Makes Patrick Laugh 2007-12-29 12:06:40 PM  
For Adun!

 
Blacklight 2007-12-29 12:06:42 PM  
As Ron Paul would ask: We are building 14 permanent bases in Iraq, one larger than the Vatican. How many bases do we need, and how much safer are we for them?

I suppose I had to be the Zealot that showed up :)

 
ManBearPig 2007-12-29 12:07:26 PM  
Alaris says you need more power pylons. How else will you recharge the laser rifles?!

 
Winktologist [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:08:53 PM  
Not to threadjack, but ActiVision better not screw up Starcraft 2.

 
theorellior 2007-12-29 12:09:17 PM  
im in ur bunkerz
killin ur d00ds

 
noheadphones 2007-12-29 12:09:46 PM  
don't forget the science vessels


///bunkers are good...

 
Fark Makes Patrick Laugh 2007-12-29 12:10:41 PM  
They shouldn't, since ActiVision will have nothing to do with it. Blizzard still is to retain it's on operational control.

 
theorellior 2007-12-29 12:11:08 PM  
gimmedaloot: Half of you quoting SC commands don't even have them correct

You wanna piece of me, boy?

 
Fark Makes Patrick Laugh 2007-12-29 12:11:40 PM  
Fark Makes Patrick Laugh: They shouldn't, since ActiVision will have nothing to do with it. Blizzard still is to retain it's on own operational control.

/FTFM

 
One Bad Apple 2007-12-29 12:12:08 PM  
"Live for the swarm"

 
Pillager 2007-12-29 12:12:53 PM  
FOR THE SWARM!!!

 
21-7-b 2007-12-29 12:16:04 PM  
anyone got an update on the bunker situation over there?

 
SherKhan 2007-12-29 12:16:15 PM  
Edith is going to give me some.

tbn0.google.com

Excuse me boys. I'll be in my Bunker.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:19:04 PM  
Hart says air strikes and artillery fire hours before they moved in destroyed most of the al-Qaida hangouts and munitions. How many enemy fighters were killed is unclear.

The troops are going to feel really silly when they get home and find out they were chasing boogeymen that don't really exist.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:19:40 PM  
King Something: SilentStrider: build a few bunkers while you're at it.

Look at my Boobies.

My Boobies, lookie.


Can't. There's no pic in your profile.

And you're probably a dude.

/I love filter PWNAGE

 
Smellvin 2007-12-29 12:19:46 PM  
Menjo_Bleeko: It's all about the Farmwall...

I had the most amazing farm-wall defense setup. The only thing that could open it up was a mage bomb or massed ballistas. The trick was to leave a one-tile opening to your base so any melee would have to go through there. Then you'd place three strong melee units at the opening so it was always a 3v1.

/Backed up with towers, axe throwers, and catapults obviously.

 
One Bad Apple 2007-12-29 12:20:06 PM  
Serious question about the game : Will SC2 have any naval or amphib units ? Also, I didn't like the trend of Brood War's equalizing of air units. I preferred the 3 distinct races and capabilities

 
aglassonion 2007-12-29 12:22:08 PM  
Smellvin

What game?!

 
burndtdan 2007-12-29 12:23:16 PM  
hey guys that's like star craft. did anyone notice?

 
Katzenjammer 2007-12-29 12:23:24 PM  
OneBrightMonkey: Everyone knows the only reason we're there is to steal their vespene gas.

Dang. I came in here to say that.

 
BevinKB 2007-12-29 12:24:24 PM  
Nuclear Launch detected...

"I really need to go, No. 1..."

/Starcraft FTW!

 
JakeElwood 2007-12-29 12:24:24 PM  
Permission to speak freely sir...I don't think you know what you're doin'!

 
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