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(Free Lance-Star) Dumbass Couple busted after woman reports bag of cash stolen from convenience store. Cops find boyfriend on tape walking out with money bag, and the $14,000 at her house   (fredericksburg.com) divider line 13
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 09:42:08 AM  
Well, was it in her freezer? If it was in her freezer, there's probably no funny business going on.

 
whatshisname 2007-12-29 11:23:01 AM  
$14,000? That's a busy convenience store.

 
castufari 2007-12-29 12:45:58 PM  
whatshisname: $14,000? That's a busy convenience store.

It's a Sheetz. They have sandwiches and stuff and are usually pretty decent. Add to that decent gas prices they roll it in.

 
monkeytaco420 2007-12-29 12:47:37 PM  
Lot of thought went into that crime...or not.

/mmmmm....Sheetz fresh made sanni's....

 
RminusQ [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:57:06 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Well, was it in her freezer? If it was in her freezer, there's probably no funny business going on.

Tying the record for fastest political trainwrecking of a dumbass criminal thread.

 
swahnhennessy 2007-12-29 12:58:22 PM  
Sheetz? Serious?

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 01:25:05 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Well, was it in her freezer? If it was in her freezer, there's probably no funny business going on.

Brings new meaning to the term cold cash.

 
mdbuff12 2007-12-29 02:44:28 PM  
a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt

Phil Laak wanted for questioning?

 
Largebill 2007-12-29 03:11:30 PM  
"$14,000? That's a busy convenience store."

No, not really. At the outlandish prices they charge a convenience store can take in 30-40 a day easy preying on the people too stupid to go pay less at a grocery store. Big mark up in that business.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2007-12-29 03:34:04 PM  
Her defense? She was drunk. Two Sheetz to the wind.

Myself? I don't give two sheetz.

 
Rodeodoc 2007-12-29 04:01:31 PM  
I thought $14000 was a lot for a convenience store too. Cash? I'm in the wrong business.

 
Lee451 2007-12-29 04:04:41 PM  
I always love seeing the hometown newspaper make Fark. I wish I knew which Sheetz it is; I live in Fredericksburg but am in Louisiana right now.

/still haven't made it down to see the Jena Niggler Six
//not with all the kickass fireworks on sale right now....

 
LiteWerk 2007-12-30 03:39:25 PM  
Isn't this another case where somebody didn't think their cunning plan all the way through?

 
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