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(AL.com) Dumbass When visiting the police station to check on confiscated money, don't arrive in a stolen car...with a small bag of pot plainly visible on the car's center console...and a gun plus another half-pound of smelly skunk bud under the seat   (al.com) divider line 32
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consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:03:42 PM  
OK.

 
Black Moses 2007-12-29 12:03:43 PM  
how about naked?
can i be naked??

 
uofwi92 [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:04:39 PM  
Why not?

 
lefande 2007-12-29 12:04:57 PM  
There is no entrance exam to become a criminal.

 
slideaway 2007-12-29 12:07:18 PM  
Idiocracy

/electrolytes

 
humorfirst 2007-12-29 12:08:43 PM  
FTA.."It was real potent, and you could smell it," Whitfield said of the marijuana

Hope this guys police skills are better than his grasp on redundancy.

//yeah, i know..wishful thinking

 
iaazathot 2007-12-29 12:09:22 PM  
It would seem that these people live in a completely alternate universe. I read these headlines and just have to completely wonder WTF is going on.

I see people in my town who could do domwthing like this, but it still amazes me.

 
desolationrow 2007-12-29 12:16:16 PM  
"I should have gone to college and gone into real estate and got myself an aquarium, that's what I should have done."
- Jeffrey Dahmer

 
Dragynwing [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:17:21 PM  
ha! i'm not surprised it was Prichard.

 
Neurocrat 2007-12-29 12:18:09 PM  
humorfirst: Hope this guys police skills are better than his grasp on redundancy.

Wha? Potent does not mean strong-smelling. He was saying that the marijuana was strong and you could smell that it was strong.

 
Biff Spiffy [TotalFark] 2007-12-29 12:22:39 PM  
Somehow I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through.

I'm shocked, shocked I say, that they have had other run-ins with the law.

i177.photobucket.com

 
VushtrriBoy 2007-12-29 12:22:59 PM  
humorfirst: FTA.."It was real potent, and you could smell it," Whitfield said of the marijuana

Hope this guys police skills are better than his grasp on redundancy.

//yeah, i know..wishful thinking


Because when a dirt bag shows at the police station with buds and a stolen car, there HAS to be a way to make the cops look like idiots. After all, they are all idiots, right? I mean, that is how it all works, right?

 
idrow 2007-12-29 12:24:27 PM  
my.voyager.net

 
Kanemano 2007-12-29 12:27:35 PM  
humorfirst: FTA.."It was real potent, and you could smell it," Whitfield said of the marijuana

Hope this guys police skills are better than his grasp on redundancy.


Smell and potency does not always correlate, and the only way to test potency without sending it away to a lab for a week is to spark some up. Looks like Whitfield and the boys had a couple of bong hits.

 
Oldiron_79 2007-12-29 12:28:08 PM  
This cunning plan was obviously not thought all the way through.

 
humorfirst 2007-12-29 12:28:09 PM  
Neurocrat 2007-12-29 12:18:09 PM
humorfirst: Hope this guys police skills are better than his grasp on redundancy.

Wha? Potent does not mean strong-smelling. He was saying that the marijuana was strong and you could smell that it was strong.


I was assuming he hadn't tried it yet, but could be wrong..that being said his description as well as use of the word 'potent' I assumed, were based on smell.

//are we arguing semantics??
//not an English teacher
// Birhtday in 2 days..already started to celebrate

 
humorfirst 2007-12-29 12:30:56 PM  
humorfirst: FTA.."It was real potent, and you could smell it," Whitfield said of the marijuana

Hope this guys police skills are better than his grasp on redundancy.

//yeah, i know..wishful thinking

Because when a dirt bag shows at the police station with buds and a stolen car, there HAS to be a way to make the cops look like idiots. After all, they are all idiots, right? I mean, that is how it all works, right?


Not ALL..just MOST

//hows that sand removal coming along???

 
leland242 2007-12-29 12:31:52 PM  
in the cops defense, when most people i know first examine some unknown weed - it's initially dont by apprearance and smell. and typically, the stronger it smells, the stronger the weed. so although smelling it might not be the most scientific analysis, it probably was some potent (aka: high THC) bud.

im annoyed when i read articles where the cops praise the quality of the pot they confiscate - so much good bud going to waste.

 
wouldestous 2007-12-29 12:32:26 PM  
I used to know a guy who got arrested two or three times for stuff like this.
Once he forgot to take the marijuana out of his pocket when he went to court and happened to get arrested for not appearing previously for a skateboarding ticket or something like that.
Another time he 1. accepted a check as payment for drugs 2. kept the check with the drugs 3. got caught

The guy is probly a Senator now.

 
Monkey's Knuckle 2007-12-29 12:32:45 PM  
I really should write that down.

 
CelticL0 2007-12-29 12:43:20 PM  
Black Moses: how about naked?
can i be naked??


You win teh web, pick up your kitten from the 2nd window.

 
Gary Busey on a Rampage 2007-12-29 12:55:32 PM  
I would guess these were African-American males?

"Another couple strong black kings are thrown into the white man's dungeon, to rot, instead of becoming the proud black men they were born to become!"

-Al Sharpton

 
YouFarkingIdiot 2007-12-29 01:00:50 PM  
Some people are so stupid, so worthless, such a drag on society, that they need to be killed off for the greater good. Or sent to Venezuela. These guys fit the bill.

 
wouldestous 2007-12-29 01:06:21 PM  
My dream is for the bottom 5% of society be sent on a one-way swim to France with a windbag who says they are so stupid, so worthless, such a drag on society that they need to be killed off for the greater good under each arm.

/starry-eyed dreamer!!!

 
Whoopa Fadoopa 2007-12-29 01:09:02 PM  
Hope this dumber-than-dirt knucklehead enjoys prison. Considering all the bad choices made prior to checking out the status of his domestic violence charge, it sounds like he'll be spending a lot of time vacationing at the ol' Grey Bar Hotel throughout the remainder his breathing in and out period on this planet.

 
jonthenewt 2007-12-29 01:21:02 PM  
"See! We told you pot was bad!"

 
DMCBOSTON 2007-12-29 01:29:06 PM  
Why do you think they call it dope?

 
LarryNogo 2007-12-29 01:37:42 PM  
Yup... Stoners are retards. Shocking...

 
danno_to_infinity 2007-12-29 02:33:26 PM  
LarryNogo: Yup... Stoners are retards. Shocking...

more like these retards are stoners.

 
Mad Mark 2007-12-29 05:51:31 PM  
My brother works for our county jail, so stories like this no longer suprise me. He has told me there have been numerous times people try to get past the courthouse metal detector with knives, pipes, etc. If you have something on you, why not turn around and walk out? I guess they're not serving their time for a rocket science internship.

 
poldie 2007-12-29 06:58:30 PM  
> Yup... Stoners are retards. Shocking...

Yep, I wouldn't want to be in the company of Carl Sagan, Paul MacCartney, Richard Feynman... it might not be good for my brain.

 
krusader3z 2007-12-30 01:41:37 AM  
Some people Black people are so stupid, so worthless, such a drag on society, that they need to be killed off for the greater good. Or sent to Venezuela. These guys fit the bill.

FTFY

 
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