I'd rather have the crack heads smoking crack than have it fall into the hands of children. I mean really, they're super heroes at keeping drugs away from the kiddies.

Why does smitty hate super heroes and children and puppies?

And you should get off Fark.

A hamburger is displayed in Hollywood, California October 3, 2007


Did this photo really require any caption, much less one that gives you both the date and location of the hamburger?

I'd hit it.

It reminds me of a story I read yesterday (for whatever reason). A school had been using the same band uniforms for the last 20 years and they need new ones because, "kids are built different than they were 20 years ago."

Yeah, sure. I have so many overweight kiddos in my 3rd grade class and in the whole school. Parents need to kick their kids out of the house and make them play before they grow up to be obese adults.

I wonder if this means that fruits and vegetable are more beneficial to us fatties than it is to the normal body types. But somehow, I doubt it.

/lost 80 pounds so far
//renewed a push to lose the last 40 this year
///but you can make fun of me anyways, I don't care

Oh man, this thread is off to a great start!

*fap fap fap*

mialynneb: It reminds me of a story I read yesterday (for whatever reason). A school had been using the same band uniforms for the last 20 years and they need new ones because, "kids are built different than they were 20 years ago."

Yeah, sure. I have so many overweight kiddos in my 3rd grade class and in the whole school. Parents need to kick their kids out of the house and make them play before they grow up to be obese adults.

There's probably other reasons why they should buy new uniforms. Damn 20 years, no new clothes? Cheap bastards.

crackheads should stay away from crack

and smokers, away from smokes.

I eat a lot of fat and sugar, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/slashies
//more slashies

I'm sorry...did I miss something? Hasn't this been a well established fact for...gee, I don't know...AT LEAST THE LAST 10 YEARS????

Where in the hell do these people continue get the funds to conduct this kind of research over and over agin...seemes to me its like getting paid to flog the proverbial dead, rotting horse corpse.

/BTW, that pic is just screaming for a caption like "Feed me Seymour!"

Now, they tell me!

I just wonder if drinking bleach is okay...it's probably okay...

mialynneb: Yeah, sure. I have so many overweight kiddos in my 3rd grade class and in the whole school.

A third grader shouldn't be on fark. Do your parents know you're here?

We can't stop here... This is fat country!

Sybarite: A hamburger is displayed in Hollywood, California October 3, 2007


Did this photo really require any caption, much less one that gives you both the date and location of the hamburger?

OOOooo, is that the new Hollywood burger that all the celebrities are raving about? I simply must worship it! It's way more famouser than your typical hamburger.

TennesseeTuxedo: Sybarite: A hamburger is displayed in Hollywood, California October 3, 2007


Did this photo really require any caption, much less one that gives you both the date and location of the hamburger?

OOOooo, is that the new Hollywood burger that all the celebrities are raving about? I simply must worship it! It's way more famouser than your typical hamburger.

A journey in to the butt crack of the American dream...

Veteran of the Cola Wars: We can't stop here... This is fat country!

Win.

Could you people link those fattie pics? Some of us are trying to hold down breakfast.

GoldSpider: IT'S FATURDAY!!!

I will kill you in your sleep if that becomes a new fark day.


/ill feed you to her!!!!!

Fat, drunk and High fat/high sugar is no way to go through life, son.

I love articles about oxidative stress and atherosclerosis. more, please.

Your mother's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

I love Faturdays!

Hmm.. this explains a lot about the super obese people eating at all-you-can-eats who die of a heart attack. Not that it didn't seem like a logical end before, but this article explained the mechanism well.

/geek.. I already looked at the Caturday thread
//can't stop here this is fat country FTW!

Screw Fark admins! I posted this link YESTERDAY.
I guess my headline wasn't as funny.

:-)

Your mother's so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.

I see fat people! They don't know they're fat...

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get to her GOOD side.

Kinetocracy Oh man, this thread is off to a great start!

*fap fap fap*

Only on Fark would someone be fapping to a potential fattie thread.

I have just been diagnosed w/ Type II so I am not getting a kick...

I'm fat so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

Yo mama's so fat, she, um, has to shop for clothes from a special catalog or whatever.

RU_Rules: Kinetocracy Oh man, this thread is off to a great start!

*fap fap fap*

Only on Fark would someone be fapping to a potential fattie thread.

I have just been diagnosed w/ Type II so I am not getting a kick...


ummm dude.. I think he was fapping for that yummy cheezburger pic. Frankly as I haven't had breakfast yet... it's looking pretty darned good to me too. ;-)

So where are all the pics of the cute fat girls?

mherr370: I'm sorry...did I miss something? Hasn't this been a well established fact for...gee, I don't know...AT LEAST THE LAST 10 YEARS????

Where in the hell do these people continue get the funds to conduct this kind of research over and over agin...seemes to me its like getting paid to flog the proverbial dead, rotting horse corpse.

/BTW, that pic is just screaming for a caption like "Feed me Seymour!"

RTFA.

The point isn't that high-fat, high-sugar diets are bad, duh.

The point is that in obese individuals, high-fat, high-sugar diets have a MORE DAMAGING IMPACT on their system.

If you RTFA, you'd see that the normal-weight people's bodies showed less damage from the high-fat, high-sugar diets.

This is due to a difference in how the calories are absorbed (all-or-nothing) and how the metabolic processes are handling the influx of energy (producing more free radicals == more activation of metabolic/fat storage pathways).

But, as this is Fark, snark is encouraged. Feel free to reply with a heated argument on how all this was already known, even though it wasn't. And don't forget to not include your sources.

Look at the size of the goddam fats!

FarkInfested:

Yeah, there's that too but they've had to be altered so many times and let out etc. It's a small town and somehow they have 75 people in the band and new uniforms cost $50,000. Wowza.

Here you go bruce4bruce

I know someone who's american, and they're getting a real kick out of these replies.

/i'm a limey who isn't on the thin side myself
//relate this to the scottish atricle earlier
///FTW!!!

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: mherr370: I'm sorry...did I miss something? Hasn't this been a well established fact for...gee, I don't know...AT LEAST THE LAST 10 YEARS????

Where in the hell do these people continue get the funds to conduct this kind of research over and over agin...seemes to me its like getting paid to flog the proverbial dead, rotting horse corpse.

/BTW, that pic is just screaming for a caption like "Feed me Seymour!"

RTFA.

The point isn't that high-fat, high-sugar diets are bad, duh.

The point is that in obese individuals, high-fat, high-sugar diets have a MORE DAMAGING IMPACT on their system.

If you RTFA, you'd see that the normal-weight people's bodies showed less damage from the high-fat, high-sugar diets.

This is due to a difference in how the calories are absorbed (all-or-nothing) and how the metabolic processes are handling the influx of energy (producing more free radicals == more activation of metabolic/fat storage pathways).

But, as this is Fark, snark is encouraged. Feel free to reply with a heated argument on how all this was already known, even though it wasn't. And don't forget to not include your sources.

Wow, you really know your fatties!

I wonder if this could be like that "fatties drink diet soda, so diet soda makes you fat" article? Maybe fatties drink diet soda because they are fat. Maybe the farked up metabolism is the REASON they are fat, rather then the fat making the metabolism farked up?

Moonfisher: I wonder if this could be like that "fatties drink diet soda, so diet soda makes you fat" article? Maybe fatties drink diet soda because they are fat. Maybe the farked up metabolism is the REASON they are fat, rather then the fat making the metabolism farked up?

And don't go to the hospital. People die there.

It seems that the enthusiasm for the fat hate threads is waning. What's the matter, fat got your tongue?

/diversity in metabolism is also good for the species
//too much food is rarely Darwin's challenge to an ecosystem
///very efficient metabolisms FTW

FarkInfested: mialynneb: It reminds me of a story I read yesterday (for whatever reason). A school had been using the same band uniforms for the last 20 years and they need new ones because, "kids are built different than they were 20 years ago."

Yeah, sure. I have so many overweight kiddos in my 3rd grade class and in the whole school. Parents need to kick their kids out of the house and make them play before they grow up to be obese adults.

There's probably other reasons why they should buy new uniforms. Damn 20 years, no new clothes? Cheap bastards.

Nah, the old-style band uniforms were extremely well-sewn. Back in HS, we had the old-style button-up-the-side uniforms that were like 6 layers of thick cloth... Hot as hell in competition season, but parade season you were nice and toasty compared to those newfangled silk blouses the bands are wearing these days.

That HS had those same uniforms for probably twenty years even back then, but according to an old friend who still teaches there, recently they've had to redo their uniforms because the kids just don't fit in them anymore.

QuixoticallyNiveous: Here you go bruce4bruce

She is NOT fat!!! I bet you she doesn't go more than 140-150. What will it take for you guys? For a woman to be negitive lbs before she is acceptable? sheesh! Or maybe you like being stabbed by bones? lol

jackandwater
Mwa ha ha ha!!! I never said she was unacceptable. bruce4bruce just asked for cute fat girls. So what if she's a bit of a light weight? You have to admit she is kinda chubby especially for a celeb, and way past cute!

/Also, although boobies are nice, I prefer men, are ya savvy?
//And I'm a long diet away from making fun of 'fat' people