Reginald T. Dogan 4 president of the world!!!

is this guy for real?
how soon until he is looking for work??

LOL
and I am all for hawt legal pros ... but ... sheeeshhhhhh

Ah, the old "Let's get better-looking hookers" column by a lame newspaper writer trying to be edgy. That's never been done before.

Bet by February he's in full death spiral and writing columns about what he watched on TV last night, or how black people and white people dance differently.

It always amazes me that anybody could ever get caught up in a prostitution sting here. Hint: If she has all her teeth, pretty skin and clean hair, chances are she's the police, not a prostitute.

Hmm... he may just have something there.

/especially if he doesn't use a condom

I'm an ugly Florida hooker, so I'm really getting a kick...

*clicks profile*

He had to write that on a Caturday before a holiday weekend. Maybe his wife will calm down enough by Jan. 2 that she won't call the divorce lawyer.

Or not.

hee hee

Florda needs some Nevada Hookers Link (nsfw)

I wonder how long till some douche says the bunny babe have shrp knees.....

His next column: stopping local ripoff drug dealers from selling you a dimebag of oregano.

hot expensive hookers FTW!

They don't call them crack whores for a reason.

Wow. The people in the comments take themselves too seriously.

You get what you pay for.

We have beautiful beaches. Can't we get some beautiful babes?

I bet that wasn't the last word in the original draft of the column.

Oldiron_79: Florda needs some Nevada Hookers Link (nsfw)

I wonder how long till some douche says the bunny babe have shrp knees.....

What does it say about me that the thing that caught my eye on that page was the eyes of the Shai XXX chica?

I think he may be on to something. I must investigate further.

Firing a prostitute just because of her looks, while still being able to perform her job is discrimination. Hookers have rights too.

/lol

ohnonotfloridaagain: Reginald T. Dogan 4 president of the world!!!

/X 2

40below: Ah, the old "Let's get better-looking hookers" column by a lame newspaper writer trying to be edgy. That's never been done before.

Are you serious? For one, I haven't seen this before. For another - local papers are, by definition, local. Even *if* this is a standard story that every columnists has in his or her repertoire (which would somewhat surprise me), just because you've read it before on the internet doesn't mean that it's been published in Pensacola. Farkers aren't this guy's target audience.

Florida were old hookers go to die

The Pensacola News Journal: Bringing you news that matters and shiat.

Crack and meth make hookers nasty.

FTA: "Ten bucks? Please! You should to be paying me!"

Give that man a Pulitzer.

I love this guy's shameless use of the word broad. I use to make it a point to use the term in every college or law school essay but always had to use it as an adjective, e.g. a broad topic, but Reginald T. Dogan rules.

"Hero" tag on vacation? huh? mods?

The difference between the good looking ones and the toothless crack hoes are only a few thousand dollars an hour.

/You get what you pay for.

Sounds like someones watched Pretty Woman a few times too many.

The Ugly Florida Hooker's union would never stand for it.

Pics of good looking hookers pleaz.

Consider the source. You can't find a whore in Pensacola because the sailors marry them all.


//runs for cover.

I used to live in this town, and Reginald T. Dogan was always getting nasty comments in his blog about always writing about racial issues, even if it was just a story about a young black teen doing something good for the community.
So now he writes something satirical, and of course, people in the bible belt don't get it and start freaking out about it. An article like this probably wouldn't even be noticed here in Vegas, but in Pensacola, they will have his job for this.
Every weekend preachers would stand outside the bars and tell people they were going to hell, call them heathens, dress up as Jesus, etc..I'm glad I left that place.

Dogan's mama.

I love how only one or two people in the comments section got that it was satire. Maybe he should have written a "Eat our hookers" column a la Swift instead. Then again... eating hookers... eww...

At least you know what your in for right away in Fl. Up here in ND it takes half an hour to get 'em unwrapped....then the disappointment sets in.

vegas_greaser: I used to live in this town, and Reginald T. Dogan was always getting nasty comments in his blog about always writing about racial issues, even if it was just a story about a young black teen doing something good for the community.
So now he writes something satirical, and of course, people in the bible belt don't get it and start freaking out about it. An article like this probably wouldn't even be noticed here in Vegas, but in Pensacola, they will have his job for this.
Every weekend preachers would stand outside the bars and tell people they were going to hell, call them heathens, dress up as Jesus, etc..I'm glad I left that place.

Now the comments to the article say he needs to go back to writing about race issues. This guy can't win.

umop ap!sdn: I love how only one or two people in the comments section got that it was satire. Maybe he should have written a "Eat our hookers" column a la Swift instead. Then again... eating hookers... eww...

How many of them were farkers? I know that at least one of them was because I posted it.

Pepsicola's a Navy town. You'd think they'd have decent hookers. Not stunners, but, you know...decent. And reasonably priced.

Yeah! Oh, hell yeah!

ColKurtz: Give that man a Pulitzer.

Sadly, the chances are that they'll give the man the boot.

Great satire, but it won't be appreciated.

If Pensacola could lose the street-preachers and import the classy hookers, it would do the place a world of good.

People there would pay big bucks to fark a gal who has all her teeth and who bathes on a regular basis.

/advise using Oldiron-79's post as a good starting point.

StrikitRich Quote 2007-12-29 10:01:13 AM
Consider the source. You can't find a whore in Pensacola because the sailors marry them all.

Heh, it's funny because it's true! Especially since they moved all of the aviation A-schools down there. A kid fresh outta boot camp is a prime target.

/Former Sailor, spent about nine weeks at Pcola in '91. Ahhh..Trader John's and The Dock...Or for the real sluts, it was Rum Runners.

3Horn

Compare

Hint: If she has all her teeth, pretty skin and clean hair, chances are she's the police, not a prostitute.

with

Tennessee man after soliciting sex from undercover cop: "I should have known something was up, she had all her teeth.' (new window)

The author obviously reads Fark and turned a headline into a column!

What's with all the prudes in this thread and the comments section on the article? I thought it was funny and kinda gutsy. I like it when newspapers - as long as they cover the important news - also have some irreverent crap in the pages.

The man has an issue, and he tells it like he feels it!

Hats off to him.

Who is this Reverend Crap you speak of?

If you want some better looking hookers go to Miami. I prefer to go to a local college bar and only bring twenty bucks. You can pick up a drunk college lady pretty easily. Plus after a doing this often you get pretty good at it.

GIS for "Florida Hooker"

thefutureisours: The difference between the good looking ones and the toothless crack hoes are only a few thousand dollars an hour.

You must be particularly ugly. Around here a buck fitty seems to be the rate for the hottie craigslist ho's

Irreverent? Yes. Humorous? Sure. Satire? I'm not so sure...