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(Wonkette) Stupid The United Nations plans to team up with Marvel Comics to create a vortex of suck unseen since Ben Affleck was cast as Daredevil   (wonkette.com) divider line 22
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NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 11:17:53 PM  
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Ben Affleck is the greatest actor of our time.

 
8astardo 2007-12-28 11:21:02 PM  
If we ever make another Jaws movie, he should play the shark. he's that good.

 
Cybernetic 2007-12-28 11:31:03 PM  
Repeat

And, the other headline was funnier.

-2

 
Robokev 2007-12-28 11:38:15 PM  
Well, to be fair, Spiderman is a jooish last name, and we all know the jooz run the UN, so it makes perfect sense.

/only makes sense if you say the 'a' in Spiderman as a schwa instead of a short 'a'

 
schrodinger 2007-12-28 11:42:27 PM  
Fantastic Four and Ghost Rider were both worse than Daredevil.

 
inFARKshun 2007-12-28 11:50:27 PM  
schrodinger: Fantastic Four and Ghost Rider were both worse than Daredevil.

Don't forget The Hulk and X-Men 3.

 
inFARKshun 2007-12-28 11:51:15 PM  
Oh, and Catwoman, too.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2007-12-29 12:06:30 AM  
Daredevil is awesome.. with the rifftrax.

 
Necrosis 2007-12-29 12:17:40 AM  
inFARKshun: Oh, and Catwoman, too.

Worst comic book movie EVAR. One summer we had a thing of getting drunk and watching bad comic book/superhero movies. Catwoman was so bad it didn't even redeem itself through intoxication.

/daredevil sucked, elektra sucked, didn't see fantastic four
//marvel sucks?

 
The_EliteOne 2007-12-29 12:40:04 AM  
Necrosis: inFARKshun: Oh, and Catwoman, too.

Worst comic book movie EVAR. One summer we had a thing of getting drunk and watching bad comic book/superhero movies. Catwoman was so bad it didn't even redeem itself through intoxication.

/daredevil sucked, elektra sucked, didn't see fantastic four
//marvel sucks?


You know what I did enjoy even though I thought I wouldn't? The Punisher. I guess I didn't set my expectations high, but however low they were, it was marginally surpassed.

 
MickCollins 2007-12-29 01:19:13 AM  
When Marvel first made Spiderman and the X-Men films, they were like "We won't give up our creations to be shiat on, we want quality writing and directing". Now they are like "fark it, give us a check and you can draw dildoes on their heads with CGI workstations for all we care.".

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2007-12-29 01:24:39 AM  
Phil Moskowitz: Daredevil is awesome.. with the rifftrax.

THIS.

And I did watch Daredevil, I couldn't bring myself to watch Ghost Rider.

/casting problem with the casting of Johnny Blaze
/they really should have cast an actor instead

 
schrodinger 2007-12-29 01:44:18 AM  
inFARKshun2007-12-28 11:50:27 PM

Don't forget The Hulk and X-Men 3.


I think Hulk was better than Daredevil. X-Men 3 was probably on the same level. X-Men 3 was bad, mainly because Brett Ratner is the suck. That's not the only reason, but that was probably 80% of it.

Oh yeah, we forgot about Blade III. Another movie worse than Daredevil.

 
Bloody William 2007-12-29 02:22:08 AM  
schrodinger: inFARKshun2007-12-28 11:50:27 PM

Don't forget The Hulk and X-Men 3.

I think Hulk was better than Daredevil. X-Men 3 was probably on the same level. X-Men 3 was bad, mainly because Brett Ratner is the suck. That's not the only reason, but that was probably 80% of it.

Oh yeah, we forgot about Blade III. Another movie worse than Daredevil.


Blade III wasn't quite as bad as Daredevil. Although let's face it, Marvel's been having a genuine shiat run on movies lately. I still have hopes for Iron Man.

 
CowboyNinjaD 2007-12-29 03:10:17 AM  
I liked Daredevil. People like to shiat on Affleck because everyone got sick of him when he was with J-Lo. Which is fair. But the guy is a decent enough actor.

Some of his movie choices haven't been so great, but he's been in more movies that I like than dislike. Of all the Marvel movies, the only ones better than Daredevil are the first two Spider-Mans, the first two X-Mens and the first Blade. It's at the top of the middle and way above the shiat.

I would welcome another Daredevil before they take another crack at the Hulk. And I don't care that Edward Norton is playing Bruce Banner, because Eric Bana wasn't the problem with the last one.

 
67 Beetle 2007-12-29 09:10:40 AM  
CowboyNinjaD: "Of all the Marvel movies, the only ones better than Daredevil are the first two Spider-Mans, the first two X-Mens and the first Blade. It's at the top of the middle and way above the shiat."

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Agree.

 
Rann Xerox 2007-12-29 09:27:32 AM  
MickCollins: When Marvel first made Spiderman and the X-Men films, they were like "We won't give up our creations to be shiat on, we want quality writing and directing". Now they are like "fark it, give us a check and you can draw dildoes on their heads with CGI workstations for all we care.".

THIS.

The suckage of the "Daredevil" movie was legendary. When you waited for this issue to hit the comic book store and then years later you see the movie, the Vortex of Suck makes its appearance:

image.comicvine.com

 
JosephFinn 2007-12-29 09:28:57 AM  
Damn straight. It's a decent enough movie, and far above toss-offs like Punisher.

 
Alphax 2007-12-29 03:45:33 PM  
What's the hate for X-Men 3 for?

/haven't seen Daredevil, but the trailers didn't look good
//FF wasn't as bad as I feared, aside from Doom as a mutant.

 
schrodinger 2007-12-29 06:24:48 PM  
Alphax2007-12-29 03:45:33 PM
What's the hate for X-Men 3 for?


Brett Ratner.

//FF wasn't as bad as I feared, aside from Doom as a mutant.

Doctor Doom was one of the main inspirations for Darth Vader. Did you see that in his character? Like... at all?

 
bin_smokin 2007-12-30 12:18:54 AM  
Necrosis 2007-12-29 12:17:40 AM
inFARKshun: Oh, and Catwoman, too.

Worst comic book movie EVAR. One summer we had a thing of getting drunk and watching bad comic book/superhero movies. Catwoman was so bad it didn't even redeem itself through intoxication.

/daredevil sucked, elektra sucked, didn't see fantastic four
//marvel sucks?


You obviously missed the movie adaptation of SPAWN.

/although John Leguizamo was really good as Violator.

 
bin_smokin 2007-12-30 12:21:02 AM  
Worst Marvel Movies of all time:

3)X-men 3
2)Electra
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and the most disappointing one of all
.
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1)Spiderman 3

 
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