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(Newsday) Obvious Giuliani's doctor reports the findings from his latest health screening. Height: 9'11." Weight: 911 pounds. Blood pressure: 9/11, Cholesterol level: 911. 9/11   (newsday.com) divider line 32
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BigGary_ [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 12:49:56 AM  
gotta give a +1 for the headline Subby...

*golf clap*

 
The_Gallant_Gallstone [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 01:05:16 AM  
Deserves the green light!

 
Broken9754 2007-12-28 02:13:54 AM  
First Giuliani "9/11" joke that I've chuckled at in a while.

+1 to you sir!

 
WorldCitizen [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 02:16:04 AM  
What's sad is it's true. Only Lou Dobbs might qualify as more of a one trick pony than Giuliani.

 
RanDomino 2007-12-28 02:19:17 AM  
Height- 9'11", Weight- 911 lbs

I am intimidated.

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 02:20:43 AM  
Hopefully this means he will die soon.

 
Virulency 2007-12-28 02:46:28 AM  
wow hes dense

 
Easterned 2007-12-28 02:59:16 AM  
img213.imageshack.us

 
GoDeep [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 03:32:47 AM  
BWAHAHAHAHA! Thanks, Subby. +1 for you.

 
KramericaWallet 2007-12-28 03:43:08 AM  
Transesophageal echocardiogram?

Hey doc, until Esperanto comes back, you want to ease off on the foreign mumbo-jumbo?

 
nonoyesno 2007-12-28 04:08:13 AM  
His only indulgence would be that he eats a lot of frozen yogurt. But it's non-fat.

 
randomjsa 2007-12-28 04:54:00 AM  
Just because Democrats are weak on terrorism and as such can't really talk about 9/11 with any sort of credibility, clearly this means you should mock anyone who can.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 04:56:18 AM  
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sojourner 2007-12-28 05:27:04 AM  
Although to be fair, 911lbs would be a reasonable weight for someone 9'11' tall...

 
destitute college kid 2007-12-28 08:04:21 AM  
Height- 9'11", Weight- 911 lbs

OH SHIAT RUN

 
stiletto_the_wise 2007-12-28 08:29:09 AM  
existens.org

 
Lost_in_Korea 2007-12-28 08:43:20 AM  
Sorry, but it's called a F#$%ing HANGOVER! I suffered through one last night. Went to bed at 12, up at 2 thinking that my head would explode, 2 aspirin and an hour sitting in the recliner must have put me to sleep. Wake up at 5 and go to bed; really wake up at 8 with no headache.

/Rudy has been hitting the sauce

 
tnpir [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 09:11:06 AM  
randomjsa: Just because Democrats are weak on terrorism and as such can't really talk about 9/11 with any sort of credibility, clearly this means you should mock anyone who can.

Yeah, that must be it. Dumbass.

 
FLMountainMan 2007-12-28 09:12:11 AM  
sojourner: Although to be fair, 911lbs would be a reasonable weight for someone 9'11' tall...

Actually, not really. It would be less than 600 lbs.

 
ichiban 2007-12-28 09:20:43 AM  
FLMountainMan: sojourner: Although to be fair, 911lbs would be a reasonable weight for someone 9'11' tall...

Actually, not really. It would be less than 600 lbs.

I know this because I am a master in the art of bull.

 
MFL 2007-12-28 09:32:41 AM  
I wonder about his health. He looked like he was sick last night on TV.

 
joepac1 2007-12-28 09:49:51 AM  
I owe you a +1 for that one, Subby. That's an excellent headline.

 
Rann Xerox 2007-12-28 09:57:24 AM  
Submitter deserves a salute:

www.silviapecota.com

 
Desterion 2007-12-28 11:28:48 AM  
the rudy/9-11 thing has gotta be the most unfunny recurring greenlight in the history of fark.

 
rppp01a 2007-12-28 11:48:23 AM  
I miss the days when December 7th was the day that would live in infamy...

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2007-12-28 12:34:48 PM  
rush_limbaugh_sent_me

The liberals in Fark live in an Orwellian world in which nobody is allowed to refer to 9-11....it's as if they want to shove that day and event down the memory hole. How does a presidential candidate NOT talk about that day as terrorism is the most important issue at this time as we were reminded on yesterday?

Liberals know they are preceived as weak on national security and they know a Guiliana would beat Hillary easily and the uber-dove Obama even more so.

Did FDR never mention Pearl Harbour? I'm confident that he did.

The conservative panty-waists on Fark live in an Orwellian world in which nobody is allowed to move on from 9/11... it's as if they want to shove that day down everyone's throat. How can a presidential candidate who was a controversial mayor and made terrible decisions regarding terrorism prior to 9/11 talk about anything other than 9/11?

Everyone knows Rudy is a cross-dressing fascist whose only qualification to win the GOP nomination is that he was STUPID enough to locate his command center at the World Trade Center after it had already been attacked.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2007-12-28 01:19:49 PM  
i240.photobucket.com

 
Polly Ester 2007-12-28 01:29:42 PM  
HA HA HA HA

It's funny 'cause Giuliani was mayor of New York on 9/11 and he sometimes references it in speeches. That schtick never gets old. Never.

 
Jaykzo 2007-12-28 01:56:03 PM  
Polly Ester: It's funny 'cause Giuliani was mayor of New York on 9/11 and he sometimes references will melt if he doesn't mention it in speeches. That schtick never gets old. Never.

FTFY

 
Clam Sandwich 2007-12-29 04:53:43 AM  
So a cholesterol level of 911 is ok for someone who is 9'11 and weighs 911 pounds?

 
realwx 2007-12-29 02:20:49 PM  
I lol'd.

 
silver_fox 2007-12-29 10:27:51 PM  
I fart'd.

 
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