Unless she can buy a time machine to go back and not kill Frances's daddy, there's not an expensive gift in existence that will buy back her love.

Courtney Love is the '90s answer to Ozzy Osbourne, except the bat was Kurt Cobain and the biting was really a shotgun.

/or something
//got nothing

I think $100,000 earrings for a 15 year old kid is exactly what Kurt Cobain was thinking of when he wrote Smells Like Teen Spirit.

In other news, Courtney Love hasn't blown all of Kurt's money on drugs yet.

I think that by pink & yellow diamond earrings, Courtney was actually talking about the pink & yellow crack & meth rocks she purchased earlier that evening. When Courtney realized that they weren't stolen & that she'd just taken them all in one night, she secretly got a pair of earrings & had someone deliver them to the hotel.

BTW, it's interesting to see that they ran a better looking pic of Love instead of what she really looks like now. Link (new window)

Better than a cheap pearl necklace, which would have been my gift.

omfgodzilla
In other news, Courtney Love hasn't blown all of Kurt's money on drugs yet.

Pfft. (yes pfft). Love's been making money off of Cobain's death for almost fourteen years, starting with Live Through This. Yeah, I know, it was only released a week after he died so the content couldn't have been driven by the death, but I remember a whole lot of people buying that album because it was by Kurt Cobain's widow's band. Plus, I'd be willing to lay dollars to donuts that Nirvana's made far more money since Cobain's death than before it.

mofomisfit: Plus, I'd be willing to lay dollars to donuts that Nirvana's made far more money since Cobain's death than before it.

You'd have a heck of a lot of donuts. My older sis is a huge fan of Nirvana & is an even bigger fan of Cobain himself. The amount of merchandise offered for sale (music, books, posters, ect) increased afterwards by at least 300%. I remember my sister trying to purchase as much as she could b/c it was "collectible" & b/c she wanted to support the remaining band members & his widow. Now she'd probably only buy something that was endorsed by Courtney Love if a portion of the proceeds went towards hiring a hitman for her. Besides, Love isn't hurting financially. She somehow still gets work. I still can't understand how she managed to get a manga character based off of her.

For that matter, I can't understand how someone could get this: out of this:

/BTW, the manga is called Princess Ai if you are curious

It's the little things in life that make you smile. With any luck there's a bunch of lawyers making money off this somewhere.

She is a great rock singer and performer. If she was a man, all of you would be praising her party hard lifestyle.

Your a bunch of pussies.

Didnt like Nirvana, dont know or care about Courtney Love.

/thread does not deliver

goodwynn -- so is Yoko Ono. She's just misunderstood.

Where would you wear a pair of $100,000 earrings? Going to Kroger?

goodwynn: She is a great rock singer and performer. If she was a man, all of you would be praising her party hard lifestyle.

Your a bunch of pussies.

My a bunch of pussies does what?

omfgodzilla: In other news, Courtney Love hasn't blown all of Kurt's money on drugs yet.

Don't worry about this happening. The money coming in is endless.

I think I heard a couple Nirvana songs in the background of CSI a couple weeks ago. Exactly what Kurt was thinking of...

Why do we give a shiat what happens to this heroin-soaked uberskank?

goodwynn: She is a great rock singer and performer. If she was a man, all of you would be praising her party hard lifestyle.

Your a bunch of pussies.

I refer you to any thread on Pete Doherty as a refutation of this statement.

xtragrind: omfgodzilla: In other news, Courtney Love hasn't blown all of Kurt's money on drugs yet.

Don't worry about this happening. The money coming in is endless.

I think I heard a couple Nirvana songs in the background of CSI a couple weeks ago. Exactly what Kurt was thinking of...

That actually made the news. That episode had a whole ton of Nirvana songs, like six or so, and it's pretty rare for their music to be used in TV shows or movies.

Helloooo, Fraud Department!

was the necklace shaped like black tar ?

Frances Bean doesn't deserve this shiat...

I call Holenanigans on this. This is an insurance scam, and I'll bet her life on it.

I'll never get womens thing for a couple of shiny rocks. I mean what do you do with them...look at them..Thats worth $15,000?

Boring!

she sold them for crack.

BalugaJoe: she sold them for crack.

This

BalugaJoe: she sold them for crack.

No way. Story's worth more if you'd bought them from her.

She smoked them AS crack.

jake_lex: goodwynn: She is a great rock singer and performer. If she was a man, all of you would be praising her party hard lifestyle.

Your a bunch of pussies.

I refer you to any thread on Pete Doherty as a refutation of this statement.

EXACTLY. Bunch of pussies if you you don't like the libertines and are so dumbfounded that rockstars like to do drugs and party hard.

Olympus Mons: I'll never get womens thing for a couple of shiny rocks. I mean what do you do with them...look at them..Thats worth $15,000?

Boring!

hell yeah i'd rather have a bunch of rocks i can snort/smoke/inject

Why on Earth is she still alive?

This man needs to know right now goddammit!

FTA the earrings were returned to the hotel Thursday. No mention if the burglar had been caught. In so far as where Courtney would get $100,000, Kurt Cobain made the most money last year for dead celebrities, beating out Elvis, Charles Schulz and John Lennon. And most of that goes to Courtney and Frances Bean.

biatch

teto85:
Kurt Cobain made the most money last year for dead celebrities, beating out Elvis, Charles Schulz and John Lennon. And most of that goes to Courtney and Frances Bean.

Good. With any luck she'll blow it all and in the end lawyers will be the only ones making money off the corpse. Perfect followup to suicide.

For those who are wondering why C. Love would buy such expensive earrings for a 15 year old, I'd point out that said teenager has babysat her skanky trash trainwreck of a mother for a long time now. Maybe Courtney had a lucid moment and wanted to show her gratitude.

If some dumbass would leave something worth that much in a hotel room unattended deserves to have it stolen.

she smoked them
/love when Samuel Jackson as a crackhead said in Jungle Fever "Momma I smoked the TV"

teto85: FTA the earrings were returned to the hotel Thursday. No mention if the burglar had been caught. In so far as where Courtney would get $100,000, Kurt Cobain made the most money last year for dead celebrities, beating out Elvis, Charles Schulz and John Lennon. And most of that goes to Courtney and Frances Bean.

ftfy

Good one FelineMommy27.

I thought insurance, but more likely Courtney forgot where she put it. And it was 'returned' to the hotel a bit later. Either way, no way was it stolen.

And Frances's eyes are just like her father's. That is so cool.