Wait! Ace is going to be in Allentown, Pa on New Year's Eve?
Damn. I might go.

strangeguitar: Wait! Ace is going to be in Allentown, Pa on New Year's Eve?
Damn. I might go.

That would be a great concert to see. It sounds like a cool venue--anyone been there?

/I would go if I didn't live twelve hundred miles away.

I, have trouble walking. I, am every mother's nightmare.

At least I think those are the words.

All those other dead musicians are pussies. They just release remastered greatest hits CDs. Meanwhile Ace's corpse is releasing a CD of brand new material.

He will be playing in Norfolk Va on 29 Dec. welcome to the big time Ace!!

Every once in a while, someone attempts to release the lowest-selling album of all time.

Go Ace, you can do it.

phlegmography: Every once in a while, someone attempts to release the lowest-selling album of all time.

Go Ace, you can do it.

That would be Peter Criss

hbk72777: phlegmography: Every once in a while, someone attempts to release the lowest-selling album of all time.

Go Ace, you can do it.

That would be Peter Criss

What he said.

Ace's "solo effort" back in the day was the best of the 4 the individual members of KISS put out.

That being said, he is the worst guitarist in rock to ever get paid to play, and Rock Soldiers is the second worst rock song of all time.

/I love Ace
/KISS Army, enlisted 1972

Never has a man influenced so few, while inspiring so many.

/"New York Groove" FTW

nopokerface:
That being said, he is the worst guitarist in rock to ever get paid to play

If by Ace Frehley you meant Kurt Cobain, you would be correct.

PainInTheASP: That would be a great concert to see. It sounds like a cool venue--anyone been there?

for the lehigh valley, it isnt bad... it depends on if they make it 21+, or if they let the kiddies in. if they do, it kinda sucks. they create a little cattle pen right in front of the stage so the kids cant get to the bars, which means the room ends up over crowded, and you cant be center stage up front, and still have a drink.

The only thing that would make this better is Ace hiring three look-a-likes to play Gene, Paul, and Peter.

/"I got yer P&L statement right here!"

LarrytheBlueOkie: The only thing that would make this better is Ace hiring three look-a-likes to play Gene, Paul, and Peter.

/"I got yer P&L statement right here!"

I used to wonder why Peter and Ace didn't just get together and call themselves KISS. Back in the day, weren't they an equal partnership?

What's the history behind his corpse? Are you waiting for him to die or did his act die a long time ago and you're waiting for the body to catch up?

/not a kiss fan

castufari: What's the history behind his corpse?

Some internet rumor got out of hand at one point, and it caught on as kind of a cliche.