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(WND) Interesting Not to worry, Bush will be protected by terrorists during his upcoming Middle East trip. Wait, what?   (worldnetdaily.com) divider line 38
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strangeguitar 2007-12-27 01:26:50 AM  
They'll be protecting one of their own. Nothing to see here.

 
BearToy [TotalFark] 2007-12-27 01:59:57 AM  
strangeguitar: They'll be protecting one of their own. Nothing to see here.

This.
lol

Cheney, working with his BushPuppet has been very successful using terror on the American people and Congress to do more damage to America and the rest of the world than any cave dwelling religious nutcase could ever hope.

 
TreoFanatic 2007-12-27 02:04:32 AM  
strangeguitar: They'll be protecting one of their own. Nothing to see here.

Second 'This'

 
snoopaloopa 2007-12-27 02:19:57 AM  
I'm assuming Cheney is going to be looking out for George from behind with a shotgun.

/hmm maybe not a shotgun
//dnrtfa

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2007-12-27 02:28:09 AM  
HELPFUL NEWS TIP:

When encountering news websites that advertise a "cruise adventure" with G. Gordon Liddy, watch out for both dubious informational content and your cornhole.

 
BearToy [TotalFark] 2007-12-27 02:31:38 AM  
snoopaloopa: I'm assuming Cheney is going to be looking out for George from behind with a shotgun.

Nah.
They picked Dubya before the 2000 elections to serve as a label for something that is otherwise completely unmarketable. They needed a C-student dumbass with whom the vast majority of American C-student dumbasses would identify support. In 21st century America, selecting a president is about as important as voting for your favorite couple on Dancing With The Stars. Cheney and the neocons need Dubya since most people with a pulse have a visceral knowledge of the kind of evil from which Cheney is made.

 
snoopaloopa 2007-12-27 02:39:15 AM  
BearToy: snoopaloopa: I'm assuming Cheney is going to be looking out for George from behind with a shotgun.

Nah.
They picked Dubya before the 2000 elections to serve as a label for something that is otherwise completely unmarketable. They needed a C-student dumbass with whom the vast majority of American C-student dumbasses would identify support. In 21st century America, selecting a president is about as important as voting for your favorite couple on Dancing With The Stars. Cheney and the neocons need Dubya since most people with a pulse have a visceral knowledge of the kind of evil from which Cheney is made.


Haha touche.

I think i worded my post badly, i just meant to imply Cheney was the terrorist protecting Bush.. cast out a trolling line for fun.

 
One F Jef 2007-12-27 04:19:36 AM  
They are just doing it as a favor, in return for us having protected them for so long.

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2007-12-27 04:28:07 AM  
One F Jef: They are just doing it as a favor, in return for us having protected them for so long.

Protecting? He's done more than that, he's created like 5 million more of them!

Also, I love the official photo of Bush.

Just in case you don't know what he looks like...

 
Sluggard Stone 2007-12-27 04:42:50 AM  
Business as usual then.

 
The_OcO 2007-12-27 04:50:09 AM  
This will end horribly well

 
Simia Saturnalia 2007-12-27 04:57:12 AM  
Must be nice to be in the last year of your second term, when one can finally drop any illusions of integrity to your own message. What's the base gonna do, vote for the Democrat?

 
Notabunny 2007-12-27 05:02:30 AM  
FTFWS
News

Terrorists' new mission: Protect President Bush

Prison benefits offered same-sex couples, not marrieds

Rules say homes must be safe for robbers

Islamic child: 'We all can be sacrificed'

Bible standards attacked in 'bastardized courts'

No sheet! Sheryl Crow's toilet paper madness


I don't get it. Is this "news" in right wing world?

 
juiceman_eyebrows 2007-12-27 05:25:00 AM  
Well, it's from the floor humping conservative World Net Daily so it

cant possibly be taken seriously, amirite libs?

 
MrCab [TotalFark] 2007-12-27 07:50:51 AM  
strangeguitar: They'll be protecting one of their own. Nothing to see here.

This again, that's all

 
Rann Xerox 2007-12-27 08:12:25 AM  
strangeguitar: They'll be protecting one of their own. Nothing to see here.

So this.

If it's wrong to giggle at this, I don't wanna be right.

 
Muta 2007-12-27 08:17:08 AM  
Cagey B: HELPFUL NEWS TIP:

When encountering news websites that advertise a "cruise adventure" with G. Gordon Liddy, watch out for both dubious informational content and your cornhole.


I'm sure my cornhole is safe with G. Gordon Liddy around.

 
Muta 2007-12-27 08:20:43 AM  
I can think of few people more adept at protecting my cornhole than G. Gordon Liddy.

 
Muta 2007-12-27 08:21:24 AM  
Your cornhole is in good hands with G. Gordon Liddy.

 
leegalizit 2007-12-27 08:22:36 AM  
Rann Xerox: strangeguitar: They'll be protecting one of their own. Nothing to see here.

So this.

If it's wrong to giggle at this, I don't wanna be right.



I think it would be even funnier if it wasn't so true.

 
Muta 2007-12-27 08:24:45 AM  
Given the choice, who would you want to watch your cornhole?

A. G. Gordon Liddy
B. Rip Taylor
C. Clay Aiken

See my point?

 
Headso 2007-12-27 08:53:58 AM  
I believe the phrasing is...

"I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick biatches
I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits
Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin
G-dub slang'll leave your head piece hangin"

 
jcooli09 2007-12-27 08:55:02 AM  
I have no interest in how he's protected, other than the hope that he isn't protected well.

 
Magorn 2007-12-27 09:04:00 AM  
jcooli09: I have no interest in how he's protected, other than the hope that he isn't protected well.

Get the door, that'll be the Secret Service wanting to have a word with you.

You know, I think nowhere is the phrase "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" more true than in Israel and the West Bank. Of course it is contemptible that ruthless groups like Hamas attack Israeli civillians with rockets and suicide bombers. OTOH in the mid 1990's Israel did everything it could to imprison or assasinate all the Moderate Palestinian leaders, which has left all the redical in charge, so what exactly did they expect?

 
jcooli09 2007-12-27 09:25:14 AM  
If the secret service hasn't knocked yet, they won't knock over that.

I'm not even sure I'm in their sights yet, I was able to get my TWIC card without delay.

 
FlukeBoy [TotalFark] 2007-12-27 09:32:34 AM  
yeah, I worry about W coming to a bad end.

 
Jon Snow [TotalFark] 2007-12-27 10:06:52 AM  
Considering that America has funded and trained Fatah, I am not sure why this should come as a surprise to anyone.

 
BilltheThrill 2007-12-27 10:23:35 AM  
Notice not a single quote by any official either acknowleging or denying this story. I bet they heard it from a guy, whose cousin is a big time palestinian terrorist. WND reports hardcore!

 
bacccc 2007-12-27 10:30:52 AM  
Ah, terrorists are bad m'kay.

/except when we need them - then they are freedom fighters!

 
shpritz 2007-12-27 11:07:54 AM  
BilltheThrill: Notice not a single quote by any official either acknowleging or denying this story. I bet they heard it from a guy, whose cousin is a big time palestinian terrorist. WND reports hardcore!

My guess is that they mean the PA police, which makes a lot of sense. And most of the PA police are former members of Al Aqsa Brigades. So it's just a small stretching of the truth.

And if you need protection in the West Bank, Al Aqsa Brigades are your best bet (in Gaza, not so much).

 
Cowboy Spencer 2007-12-27 11:47:27 AM  
I'm not surprised.

He gave Bin Ladin and al Qaeda exactly what they wanted. Why would any Muslim extremist want him out of power early?

 
davynelson 2007-12-27 12:12:34 PM  
vote OLD WHITE MEN for president and for god

 
Nightmaretony 2007-12-27 01:34:07 PM  
Muta Quote 2007-12-27 08:24:45 AM
Given the choice, who would you want to watch your cornhole?

A. G. Gordon Liddy
B. Rip Taylor
C. Clay Aiken

See my point?

all bad, but when you figure out each in turn, let's see...
Liddy: a real he man. Stretch time.
Taylor: viagra and alcohol don't mix.
Aiken: easiest choice since the only genital size from this one comes from killing kittens under a truck tire.

 
Hideously Gigantic Smurf 2007-12-27 01:46:33 PM  
Notabunny: I don't get it. Is this "news" in right wing world?

Yep, and THESE are the star reporters!
www.wisopinion.com

"Huhuhuh... Huh... Huh... Huhuhuh... Al Gore SUCKS!"

"Yeah! Neheheh-hm-heheh... And he's FAT, too!"

 
wolfzr2 2007-12-27 01:56:50 PM  
Found a pic of his security detail.


bastardlogic.files.wordpress.com

 
kregh99 2007-12-27 02:29:10 PM  
Given the choice, who would you want to watch your cornhole?

A. G. Gordon Liddy
B. Rip Taylor
C. Clay Aiken

See my point?


Uh, none of the above? See that's the problem with republicans. They're too busy thinking about your cornhole and how it needs watchin'.

 
ilambiquated 2007-12-27 05:21:47 PM  
Wait a sec... I thought all Arabs were terrists.

 
blatant1 2007-12-27 07:42:58 PM  
maybe disaster will strike and he will have to tell his 'brownie' security team they did a "heckuva job"

 
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