That dude is seriously mentally unbalanced. And I'm not talking about Huckabee. Altough I would do her in the ass. All that latent homosexuality I guess but still.

Coulter is an expert on brain damage

Myself being a lifelong conservative (though i'm just a dumbass 23 year old), Ann Coulter has always upset me.

She represents the party in such a terrible way. Name-calling and hyperbole are her main weapons. It's too bad she destroys so many of her good points with her own inadequacies and attention-whoring, because she could be a true pundit. She threw it all to the wayside for fortune, fame, and book deals.

Although on the other hand, the other part of me admires her for being such a ballsy, influential, pure capitalist.

We DO need her, but we don't take her seriously :)

Well that settles it, Huckabee is great. Whatever Coulter thinks about politics, the opposite is, in fact, true.

HansensDisease: Coulter is an expert on brain damage

Yep. Takes one to know one.
They both have Adam's apples and male genitalia.

Well. This is about the time the Republican party starts to eat itself, I'm guessing. He does strike me as someone who may have experienced a head injury.

It's truly an impressive thing to watch all shades of the right wing eating one another alive. I haven't been this conflicted on who to root for since the Iran/Iraq war broke out in 1980.

eatin' fetus: Name-calling and hyperbole are her main weapons. It's too bad she destroys so many of her good points with her own inadequacies and attention-whoring, because she could be a true pundit

Isn't this true of every Republican pundit?

I remember the days when the Liberal Bashing Industry had one message, clear and clean.

/I'm so old I remember when Christians cared about social justice

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Who gives a sh*t what Ann Coulter says? Just ignore her.

This is tough. Ann Coulter is a raving lunatic, but so is Huckabee. Arg.

Ann Coulter is a shrill, cackling biatch of a mostly-man/semi-woman who you just know goes home to her sickly cats alone every single night.
Her grim frigidity shines through everything she says and does.
Clearly, being Ann Coulter is the worst punishment there can be for Ann Coulter.

/fiscal conservative.

i'm not sure who to root against here.

dustbunnyboo: Clearly, being Ann Coulter is the worst punishment there can be for Ann Coulter.

Yeah, but why does she keep inflicting herself on us?

I was certain that I would not vote for any of the current Republican presidential candidates but if Ann hates I may have to take a second look at voting for Mr Huckabee.

Ann Coulter cares about one thing and one thing alone:

Money.

Stop paying attention and it goes away. Simple as that.

SilentStrider: dustbunnyboo: Clearly, being Ann Coulter is the worst punishment there can be for Ann Coulter.

Yeah, but why does she keep inflicting herself on us?

money. she masturbates with it.

I'd rather have a sodomy than a frontal lobotomy.



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SilentStrider: Yeah, but why does she keep inflicting herself on us?

Because being such a miserably lonely and tragically masculine shemale is too much torture for just the one twisted person. He/she has to spread it around.

I'm certain that if Coulter hates him, its for the wrong reasons.

Here's some right ones:

- He is probably lying about his weight loss, and probably had surgery to accomplish it

- He let a rapist out of jail because he was a member of his church, over the objections of the victim and the rest of the parole board. Said rapist then went on to rape AND murder 2 more women.

- He entered politics in 1998 in order to "take back the government for Jesus."

- The whole AIDS victims should be quarantined thing.

Pastor Huckabee is not fit to lead.

I don't know what Coulter says, and I really don't care.

Lots of reasons to not vote for Huckabee. She manages to miss them all. Well done.

Confabulat: eatin' fetus: Name-calling and hyperbole are her main weapons. It's too bad she destroys so many of her good points with her own inadequacies and attention-whoring, because she could be a true pundit

Isn't this true of every Republican pundit?

Nah :)

doofusgumby: money. she masturbates with it.

i think my penis just went into hiding from that mental image.

She must want him to get elected.

Rhyno45: That dude is seriously mentally unbalanced. And I'm not talking about Huckabee. Altough I would do her in the ass. All that latent homosexuality I guess but still.

I'd do it just because I know I wouldn't feel the least bit bad about all that squealing and screaming.

Yadfothgildloc: This is tough. Ann Coulter is a raving lunatic, but so is Huckabee. Arg.

Huckabee is more of a chummy, soft spoken, "lets have a beer together" lunatic.

Ann Coulter is a wonderful representative of the conservative right.

hej: Huckabee is more of a chummy, soft spoken, "lets have a beer together" lunatic.

But that's before -- when you least expect it -- he whacks you on the back of the head with some 150 year old edition of the bible and knocks you out so that he can drag you into some backwoods shrine where he can hang you upside-down from a tree and beat you to death like a piñata with a large, wooden crucifix while absent-mindedly reciting passages from Joel Osteen's newest book in order to show you the dangers of smoking cigarettes and homosexuality.

doofusgumby: money. she masturbates with it.

This might be the sickest Photoshop idea yet.

Wow the comment board is working.

Is this Coulter trying out a Fark cliche in paragraph form?

Mike Huckabee likes music. You know who else likes music?

"Huckabee confirms for liberal TV hosts their image of conservatives as dorks by bragging about how cool he is because he "likes music." What's he doing -- running for president or filling out his Facebook profile? Arkansas former fatty loves to make jokes and play the bass guitar. Remember what happened to the last former fatboy from Arkansas trying to be "cool" by liking music? I'll take "Stained Dresses" for $400, Alex."

// I still maintain Coulter is punking America. But I've been waiting for the reveal a long time now.

I'm really Ann Coulter and I'm getting a kick out of all these responses.

Ok I was so ready for another reason to criticize huckabee, but she takes issue with him supporting sodomy? That's probably the first thing I've agreed with him on.

What happened to Republicans who thought small government that stayed out of your private life was a good idea?

Clearly, that's not our dear manly Ann. She would like the government personally involved in people's sex lives.

Wonder if she knows that oral sex among straight people is sodomy. Probably for outlawing it as she's not getting any good sodomy these days.

The enemy of my enemy is .. wait. The friend of my enemy is my .. no wait. The enemy of my enemy is my fr...

*asplode*

FTA: First, I'd pay a lot of money to hear how a court opinion finding that sodomy is a constitutional right could be made to sound reasonable.

Right to privacy. Next question.

/Coulter makes a lot of money being a moran
//and they call the left "shrill"

hej:

I'd do it just because I know I wouldn't feel the least bit bad about all that squealing and screaming.

Which probably would becoming for you when you find out she has a bigger cack than you do!

No hate like conservative hate.

Tough shiat Ann, you and your kind spent years pandering to these yokels for their votes and now one of them is running for president.

Why does she hate America?

/ would still do her in the booty

Neocon hypocrites love to boast their religion until someone like Huckabee actually observes it to his darnedest. Then the Bible suddenly no longer becomes just a book but one with words that Jebus actually seriously meant, for real.

Jesus is just an entertainer, a funny comedian! Us Conservatives don't really take him seriously! He says outrageous things just to make a point, but stupid libtards run with it - as if his words were Conservative gospel, or something!

/oops, I mean Ann, not Jesus!

eatin' fetus: She represents the party

What party?

FTFA or rather, really the whole farking article. Except a bit about Bill Clinton and Mike both liking music...

He(Huckabee) supports a nationwide smoking ban anyplace where people work, constitutional protection for sodomy, big government, higher taxes and government benefits for illegal aliens. According to my calculations, that puts him about three earmarks away from being Nancy Pelosi.

There. Now you don't have to read it.

eatin' fetus: It's too bad she destroys so many of her good points...

Good points? Good points?!

Please, feel free to extract a few from the low-grade ore she shovels out, and enlighten us.

Can't imagine it'll pay for the dynamite, let alone the smelting and refining.

My one pet peeve about these threads:

It is not an Adam's Apple. It is her throat cartilage.

Carry on.

BuckTurgidson: eatin' fetus: It's too bad she destroys so many of her good points...

Good points? Good points?!

Please, feel free to extract a few from the low-grade ore she shovels out, and enlighten us.

Can't imagine it'll pay for the dynamite, let alone the smelting and refining.

This. I have never actually read a cogent argument or a well-reasoned line of thought in anything Coulter has written. It's all just bile and attack after attack on various strawmen.

jake_lex: This. I have never actually read a cogent argument or a well-reasoned line of thought in anything Coulter has written. It's all just bile and attack after attack on various strawmen.

And propaganda. If you got her into a real debate she would probably have to be taken out by security after rushing the other side and screaming into their mic about how she's being oppressed.

strathcona: eatin' fetus: She represents the party

What party?


Why the Silly Party, of course
/Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel

Aha, confirms why Judicial Review listed Huckabee among the 10 Most Corrupt. The RNC slanders a few Repubs they hate with that list, too.