Crispin Glover, the weirdest freak in Looneyland, approves.

M-O-U-S-E

+1 subby

stroke of freaking genius

I love the photo that accompanies the story. Apparently the mice have grown to enormous size and are now terrorizing some major metropolitan area.

May I C U P?

She had to call the police because of mice? I'd have called an exterminator, there would be less bullet holes afterward. I then would have sued the ex for the cost of the exterminator and extreme emotional distress. Step 3 - Profit.

/+1 on the headline, Subby.

Awesome, subby.

Take the stupid biatch to court. She will never be able to prove that rodents were released into the house by the defendant. And the cop that arrested him is an idiot.

Part of me says "Way to go/ Part of me says "That is cruel"

I don't get it... someone explain the headline to me.

No comment.

Oh thank god. I thought Disney was starting their latest copyright term extension campaign again.

ignite ice: I don't get it... someone explain the headline to me.

Under 25 years old? It's part of the theme song from Disney's Mickey Mouse Club television program.

GIS:

She should relax and welcome her rodent overlords....

Guess she didnt have cats. My cats would have feasted and piled the leftovers at my feet.

/is the proud owner of some pretty damn impressive cats
//loves that he released the mice of war then stayed around to watch the ensuing hilarity.

ftfa: While at the scene, troopers observed at least two mice running around in the home.

Oh god, I lol'd at this line.

"We have a visual on the suspects..."

ignite ice: I don't get it... someone explain the headline to me.

headline explanation

FTFA: A 33-year-old woman called police alleging her boyfriend, from New Castle County, intentionally released mice inside her residence around 6:30 p.m.

[...snip...]

The victim told police Smith was aware of her fear of mice and intentionally released the rodents to harass her.

So, he knew about and took advantage of her fear to harass her, yet she still reported this was done by her "boyfriend"?

If I were her, I would've reported it as being done by the ex-boyfriend.

This is an awesome idea.

*files it away for future use*

Witty Handle: ignite ice: I don't get it... someone explain the headline to me.

Under 25 years old? It's part of the theme song from Disney's Mickey Mouse Club television program.

Oh... I know the theme song (I'm 22 though and I've never seen the show) but shrug, guess it didn't click ;-) ... obviously.

Nerdy version of this...

xtex: This is an awesome idea.

*files it away for future use*

*makes note to steer clear of that one*

oweninnyc: Though some may remember the 90s Mickey Mouse Club that spawned the horrors of pop culture today.

You're talking about Britney spears, right? I'm pretty sure she was a mouseketeer. I was way too busy watching Ninja Turtles to pay any attention anyway.

ignite ice: Oh... I know the theme song (I'm 22 though and I've never seen the show) but shrug, guess it didn't click ;-) ... obviously.

Yea, it took me a second glance too. Not a song that is referenced often.

Shouldn't the Homeland Security Department be involved with any instance of the use of a Weapon of Mouse Distribution?

That's the dumbest headline I've seen in a long time.

this is why we have csi. csi instantly knows the hairs in said paper bag are mouse hairs. dna on bag is his. hairs and dna in his car under passenger seat is mouse. scumbag is caught. america can sleep easy.

I still prefer to use snakes. And, if the girl really asks for it, badgers. Mice are just too cute and fragile.

startinaflamewar: Take the stupid biatch to court. She will never be able to prove that rodents were released into the house by the defendant. And the cop that arrested him is an idiot.

The guy didn't buy the mice off the street. 10 to 1 he bought them at a pet supply store and used a credit card.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

had to...

/mkiii Well done.

DPoem: I still prefer to use snakes. And, if the girl really asks for it, badgers. Mice are just too cute and fragile.

I usually go to straight to the wolverines.

/I get them from my uncle in Alaska.

Witty Handle: DPoem: I still prefer to use snakes. And, if the girl really asks for it, badgers. Mice are just too cute and fragile.

I usually go to straight to the wolverines.

/I get them from my uncle in Alaska.

Nothing says "it hurts when I pee and I got it from you" like a skunk does.

Article: New Jersey state troopers responded to a home in Newark to investigate a reported domestic incident involving mice Saturday evening.

I had never heard of state troopers from one state going into another. Seriously. Does this normally happen?

kyleaugustus: Article: New Jersey state troopers responded to a home in Newark to investigate a reported domestic incident involving mice Saturday evening.

I had never heard of state troopers from one state going into another. Seriously. Does this normally happen?

Did Newark move? That's impressive!

bayoukitty,
kyleaugustus

Did Newark move? That's impressive!

Maybe he meant it was granted statehood? Or perhaps it has become some sort of city-state, like DC, or Rome, or Sparta.

/THIS IS NEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

kyleaugustus: Article: New Jersey state troopers responded to a home in Newark to investigate a reported domestic incident involving mice Saturday evening.

I had never heard of state troopers from one state going into another. Seriously. Does this normally happen?

You live in the state and you don't know Newark is in New Jersey? Not being snarky, but I live in Oregon & even I know Newark is in New Jersey.

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fark Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shiat . . . yes. ButI am alive.


And I am not afraid.

>Epsilon 2007-12-23 10:10:53 PM
>That's the dumbest headline I've seen in a long time.

Vegas Dude Eps: At the end of the show, the two littlest kids and the rest of the Mouseketeers would sing the theme song slowly and sadly, and hymnlike:

Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our com-pa-ny.
M-I-C
-:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-SEE YA REAL SOON! -:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-
K-E-Y
-:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-WHY? BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU! -:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-
M-O-U-S-E.

Subby parodied the parody.

When I opened up the link, before I maximized the window all I could read of the headline was "Man jailed for releasing mice in girlfriend".

/FYI

onomatopoetic: I love the photo that accompanies the story. Apparently the mice have grown to enormous size and are now terrorizing some major metropolitan area.

Sounds like Rodents of Unusual Size...

/you kill my father
//prepare to die

whizbang: At the end of the show, the two littlest kids and the rest of the Mouseketeers would sing the theme song slowly and sadly, and hymnlike:

Here's the clip so you get the idea (pops)

Folks, please ignore the tomtrollery. There are cities named Newark in both New Jersey and Delaware. The one in Delaware is home to the University of Delaware.

frostus: whizbang: At the end of the show, the two littlest kids and the rest of the Mouseketeers would sing the theme song slowly and sadly, and hymnlike:

Here's the clip so you get the idea (pops)

Oh, Cheryl is pretty hot...

She looks about 16 18. She's certainly over 18 now anyway. ...

DPoem: I still prefer to use snakes. And, if the girl really asks for it, badgers. Mice are just too cute and fragile.

No mushrooms?

/not obscure

Witty Handle: oweninnyc: Though some may remember the 90s Mickey Mouse Club that spawned the horrors of pop culture today.

You're talking about Britney spears, right? I'm pretty sure she was a mouseketeer. I was way too busy watching Ninja Turtles to pay any attention anyway.

ignite ice: Oh... I know the theme song (I'm 22 though and I've never seen the show) but shrug, guess it didn't click ;-) ... obviously.

Yea, it took me a second glance too. Not a song that is referenced often.

I think the reason it is not referenced often is that Baby Boomers in the U.S. almost universally watched the original show on television. Once they had their own children, and before the advent of the internet, whenever something reminded a boomer of mice, or their childhood, or television, or basically anything at all, they would burst out in song. THAT song. (or Inna Gadda Da Vida)

Children of boomers will not reference the Mickey Mouse Club song except to torture others their own age. Sort of the same reason any of us ever still play "classic rock" music.

And boomers won't reference it anymore because they are now totally senile and can't remember, or too busy trolling for teens on the intarwebs and the dated reference would blow their cover.

I wonder which of those smitty is..?

I came for the Willard references.

/leaves disappointed.