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(Stuff) Amusing 50 drunken santas go on rampage in cinema trashing the place and setting off fire alarm. Looks like someone just made the naughty list   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 45
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tbonejams 2007-12-23 07:46:02 PM  
pretty hilarious

 
The_Bouncer 2007-12-23 07:46:54 PM  
HAHAHAHA!

HO FARKING HO!

Gold.

 
vorsicht 2007-12-23 07:48:09 PM  
50 Santa. Very weak there was 5 times that in Portland. Even apathetic Seattle did better than 100

 
MurphyManifesto 2007-12-23 07:51:06 PM  
If the film was Jingle All the Way, I don't blame them one bit.

 
abennion 2007-12-23 07:52:05 PM  
Pretty funny until the barged through a kids movie.

 
AtomPeepers 2007-12-23 07:54:45 PM  
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ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 07:54:56 PM  
FTA: 'Her children, Gabriella, six, and Jackson, seven, had been confused by the incident, she said. "They asked me, 'Are they Santa's helpers gone crazy?' and I said `No, they are just idiots'."'

Comedy gold!!!

 
zombieninja 2007-12-23 07:55:03 PM  
I have seen the Santa run in Portland Or. Pretty farkin funny

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 07:55:49 PM  
The police is also on the lookout for a woman named Millie Bobek.

/Gotta have five
//Oh wait, those were 50
///Nevermind

 
StupidSexyFlanders 2007-12-23 07:57:29 PM  
Someone post a picture of Multiple Santa from The Tick!

 
plutonium238 2007-12-23 07:57:53 PM  
Such acts are anti consumer and bad for holiday vibe.

/Save money......loot better!
//Holy Christ you better nail those offenders!

 
mjk42 2007-12-23 07:59:06 PM  
Stupid Santa. You've got work tomorrow night, and you're going to be all hungover!

 
FarkinFarker 2007-12-23 08:07:19 PM  
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CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 08:12:54 PM  
www.tvguide.com

/wants chocolate
//and pecan pie
///obscure?

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 08:19:22 PM  
images.amazon.com

 
Dr Archeville 2007-12-23 08:21:06 PM  
It's a Yule-Tide!

/obscure?
//Merry Slash-mas!

 
the_chief 2007-12-23 08:34:24 PM  
santacon

 
FlyingJ 2007-12-23 08:36:45 PM  
More on the Cacophony Society;
Link (new window)

 
screechingbitermonkey [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 08:37:42 PM  
Portland Santa con kicked ass.

 
Iceman_Cometh 2007-12-23 08:38:51 PM  
Was it a Fark party?

 
strange_aeons 2007-12-23 08:52:18 PM  
Somebody call in the Main Man
www.andrewbryniarski.net

 
subtard 2007-12-23 08:52:25 PM  
tn3-2.deviantart.com

& Best Wishes for a Prosperous New Year

/i am become puerile the destroyer of self-respect

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 08:54:49 PM  
What, no " You gonna get raped." Santa?

 
juniorjohns 2007-12-23 08:58:29 PM  
Bad Santa?

 
studebaker hoch 2007-12-23 09:09:34 PM  
subtard

Since when does Santa have a vagina?

 
Craptacular 2007-12-23 09:12:01 PM  
"They were all dressed as Santa and shouting `Ho farking ho'," said Gorman.

Her children, Gabriella, six, and Jackson, seven, had been confused by the incident, she said.

"They asked me, 'Are they Santa's helpers gone crazy?' and I said `No, they are just idiots'.


That's the best few lines of news ever written.

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2007-12-23 09:21:11 PM  
30 helens agree: don't fark with santa.

 
fappomatic 2007-12-23 09:40:43 PM  
FTA: "How often do a bunch of Santas just go and wreak havoc?"

Obviously the woman knows nothing about Fark.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2007-12-23 09:53:24 PM  
It's no Santa takin' a dump down yer chimney, but it'll doo....1luckydog.com
Oh, you guys are posting BAD Santas, not NAUGHTY Santas...sorry!!!

/Me likey this pic tho!!
//I'll be in my bunk! ;)

 
studebaker hoch 2007-12-23 10:13:13 PM  
Juniper Jupiter

I can't decide which outfit is hotter...

 
studebaker hoch 2007-12-23 10:19:46 PM  
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I did NOT make this up.

 
Goodfella 2007-12-23 10:22:25 PM  
WAR ON CHRISTMAS II: Electric Boogaloo

 
JonBuck 2007-12-23 10:41:07 PM  
AtomPeepers: Unavailable for Comment.

HO HO HO

 
plorqk 2007-12-23 10:53:43 PM  
I prefer

Wreck the mall with cows on harley's
fa la la la la la la la la

 
corridor 2007-12-23 11:15:27 PM  
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Multiple Santa strikes again!

/Spoon!

 
corridor 2007-12-23 11:16:21 PM  
StupidSexyFlanders: Someone post a picture of Multiple Santa from The Tick!

There you go!

 
nohit 2007-12-23 11:29:35 PM  
limelight-410.static.dailymotion.com

More!

 
God Is My Co-Pirate 2007-12-23 11:46:49 PM  
I did the Santa Rampage in Ottawa this year - lots of fun. The most important rule: Santa always pays his own bar tab.

 
Stanfan114 [TotalFark] 2007-12-23 11:51:40 PM  
New Zealanders drunk and behaving like idiots? Wow must be this year's Christmas miracle. Good job Kiwis way to keep your reputation as drunken jackasses intact.

 
Thermo1 2007-12-24 12:39:13 AM  
Funny, the TV news just said it was 40 santas. Although the video looked more like 25.

 
Beavis_Christ 2007-12-24 01:20:17 AM  
Santarchy

/and it's only fun if there's 200+

 
b0bb0 2007-12-24 02:16:48 AM  
I always wanted to rent a Santa suit and get as drunk as a lord in it, stumbling through a mall or a main street in a small town, and spreading drunken good cheer and booze breath to all passerby.

I guess I'll never have the chance so I'll just live vicariously through these gentlemen.

Merry Christmas!

/13 months sober

 
tripperday 2007-12-24 03:54:51 AM  
"How often do a bunch of Santas just go and wreak havoc?"

At least once a year, according to the "weird news" sites.

studebaker hoch: I did NOT make this up.

Oh yes you did, because I'm refusing to believe right now. I was invited to a holiday party for a place I don't even work at. (My ex's stepdad owns half the joint.) I got a tad shiatfaced on his and his parter's tab, then I finished getting shiatfaced in the same bar. Curently, I have more than enough suspension of disbelief and Christmas spirit to have 100% faith that you did indeed make that up, and until Jan 2nd, I'm going to tell myself that the illustration you posted is nothing more than a sick joke.

 
nucular bum 2007-12-24 05:15:05 AM  
tripperday: "How often do a bunch of Santas just go and wreak havoc?"

Not often enough, my friend. Not often enough.

 
FauxReal 2007-12-24 06:30:21 AM  
vorsicht: 50 Santa. Very weak there was 5 times that in Portland. Even apathetic Seattle did better than 100

Yeah except the farking Portland santas totally put the bars at risk. They smuggled in booze leaving bottles everywhere. Most of them were already too drunk to serve and their friends kept trying to buy extra drinks for them.

I was totally down in the previous years ago but this year's drunken rampage wasn't so cool. I hear the Low-brow got hit pretty hard. There was only 1 bartender (had to call in backup), they made shiat for tips and had one hell of a mess to clean up.

It would be cool if they called the bars ahead and time and let them know when they were doing it, the bars would be happy to staff extra bartenders. Also, if the OLCC wanted to seriously screw over any particular bar that day, all they'd have to do is follow the santas and start issuing citations.

But in general... Santacon is cool.

 
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