pretty hilarious

HAHAHAHA!

HO FARKING HO!

Gold.

50 Santa. Very weak there was 5 times that in Portland. Even apathetic Seattle did better than 100

If the film was Jingle All the Way, I don't blame them one bit.

Pretty funny until the barged through a kids movie.

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FTA: 'Her children, Gabriella, six, and Jackson, seven, had been confused by the incident, she said. "They asked me, 'Are they Santa's helpers gone crazy?' and I said `No, they are just idiots'."'

Comedy gold!!!

I have seen the Santa run in Portland Or. Pretty farkin funny

The police is also on the lookout for a woman named Millie Bobek.

/Gotta have five
//Oh wait, those were 50
///Nevermind

Someone post a picture of Multiple Santa from The Tick!

Such acts are anti consumer and bad for holiday vibe.

/Save money......loot better!
//Holy Christ you better nail those offenders!

Stupid Santa. You've got work tomorrow night, and you're going to be all hungover!

/wants chocolate
//and pecan pie
///obscure?

It's a Yule-Tide!

/obscure?
//Merry Slash-mas!

santacon

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Portland Santa con kicked ass.

Was it a Fark party?

Somebody call in the Main Man

& Best Wishes for a Prosperous New Year
/i am become puerile the destroyer of self-respect

What, no " You gonna get raped." Santa?

Bad Santa?

subtard

Since when does Santa have a vagina?

"They were all dressed as Santa and shouting `Ho farking ho'," said Gorman.

Her children, Gabriella, six, and Jackson, seven, had been confused by the incident, she said.

"They asked me, 'Are they Santa's helpers gone crazy?' and I said `No, they are just idiots'.


That's the best few lines of news ever written.

30 helens agree: don't fark with santa.

FTA: "How often do a bunch of Santas just go and wreak havoc?"

Obviously the woman knows nothing about Fark.

It's no Santa takin' a dump down yer chimney, but it'll doo....
Oh, you guys are posting BAD Santas, not NAUGHTY Santas...sorry!!!

/Me likey this pic tho!!
//I'll be in my bunk! ;)

Juniper Jupiter

I can't decide which outfit is hotter...

I did NOT make this up.

WAR ON CHRISTMAS II: Electric Boogaloo

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HO HO HO

I prefer

Wreck the mall with cows on harley's
fa la la la la la la la la

Multiple Santa strikes again!

/Spoon!

StupidSexyFlanders: Someone post a picture of Multiple Santa from The Tick!

There you go!

More!

I did the Santa Rampage in Ottawa this year - lots of fun. The most important rule: Santa always pays his own bar tab.

New Zealanders drunk and behaving like idiots? Wow must be this year's Christmas miracle. Good job Kiwis way to keep your reputation as drunken jackasses intact.

Funny, the TV news just said it was 40 santas. Although the video looked more like 25.

Santarchy

/and it's only fun if there's 200+

I always wanted to rent a Santa suit and get as drunk as a lord in it, stumbling through a mall or a main street in a small town, and spreading drunken good cheer and booze breath to all passerby.

I guess I'll never have the chance so I'll just live vicariously through these gentlemen.

Merry Christmas!

/13 months sober

"How often do a bunch of Santas just go and wreak havoc?"

At least once a year, according to the "weird news" sites.

studebaker hoch: I did NOT make this up.

Oh yes you did, because I'm refusing to believe right now. I was invited to a holiday party for a place I don't even work at. (My ex's stepdad owns half the joint.) I got a tad shiatfaced on his and his parter's tab, then I finished getting shiatfaced in the same bar. Curently, I have more than enough suspension of disbelief and Christmas spirit to have 100% faith that you did indeed make that up, and until Jan 2nd, I'm going to tell myself that the illustration you posted is nothing more than a sick joke.

tripperday: "How often do a bunch of Santas just go and wreak havoc?"

Not often enough, my friend. Not often enough.

vorsicht: 50 Santa. Very weak there was 5 times that in Portland. Even apathetic Seattle did better than 100

Yeah except the farking Portland santas totally put the bars at risk. They smuggled in booze leaving bottles everywhere. Most of them were already too drunk to serve and their friends kept trying to buy extra drinks for them.

I was totally down in the previous years ago but this year's drunken rampage wasn't so cool. I hear the Low-brow got hit pretty hard. There was only 1 bartender (had to call in backup), they made shiat for tips and had one hell of a mess to clean up.

It would be cool if they called the bars ahead and time and let them know when they were doing it, the bars would be happy to staff extra bartenders. Also, if the OLCC wanted to seriously screw over any particular bar that day, all they'd have to do is follow the santas and start issuing citations.

But in general... Santacon is cool.