My God.
Der Stingle lives in Graceland.

Sting (Gordon Sumner) and Bob Geldof made up all that tantric crap in a pub one night as a lark. They knew the girls would eat it up.

Sorry ladies, Sting's tantric sex is a load of shiat.

"Giacomo"

/that is all

Rain-Monkey: Sorry ladies, Sting's tantric sex is a load of shiat.

Sting met Trudie before he ever said a word about the tantric sex stuff. She gets to fark Sting, that itself is what's making her hot. Of all the millions of women who would do anything to bed Sting, she gets to do it. Also she's quite funny.

I read somewhere that, when confronted with the "8 hours of sex" claim, Sting said that it was really a movie and 6 hours of begging.

HAHAHAHAHA

When I played The Sims, I made a few bedrooms that looked like that. (Plus one all in dark tones, and another Laura Ashley-esque, and...). Downloadable user content FT...L.

Velcome to my home.

Pretty sad, actually.

Maybe I haven't been married long enough..

Looks like an upscale version of Scatman Crothers' bedroom in The Shining.

Wow, if that's a recent photo, they both look damn good.

So Sting's an Italian wigger pimp who likes red?

Sting came into a strip club in Austin several years back, when a friend of mine worked there. He sat in VIP with his wife (who got dances), and he had several of the club's best looking girls hanging around his table all night. He was there for hours, and was apparently just a really entertaining guest ... after several hours of conversation and not drinking alcohol, he paid several girls for their time and left with his wife.

Sting practices tantric strip clubbing ... no shiat.

Swingers they are.

This has been on the market for more than a year. Link, if anyone cares (new window)

It's the 2nd and 3rd floor, actually two apartments knocked together (which means it has two kitchens, which is illegal in NYC).

It's former owner was... Billy Joel.

Dwight_Yeast: (which means it has two kitchens, which is illegal in NYC)

Just curious, buy why would this be illegal?

NYC has very strict building codes, which were written in the tenement days of the 1900's. To occupy a house or apartment in NYC, you need to have a Certificate of Occupancy, which I believe involves an inspection.

There's one issued per legal living space, and one of the rules is one kitchen per living space. That way, an apartment couldn't be partially sublet to another tenant, pushing it over the legal occupancy limit.

Apparently, back in the 80's, if a rock star on Central Park knocked two apartments together by adding a staircase, no-one paid any attention. But times have changed, and it might be hard to get a CoO without completely removing one of the kitchens.

Stuff like this is why living in NYC is so farked up, and why I'd never want to bother with it.

Dwight_Yeast:

Interesting. Thanks for the info. I'm kind of an infrequent farker, but I do try to return to these threads when I ask a stupid question.