Gold digger sleeps with musician, attempts blackmail, fails, then exposes musician to tabloid for money.
/yawn

I used to see one of them at my local pub in Polwarth, Edinburgh, but I could never figure out which one was which, or if I was seeing both of them at different times, or just the same guy each time.

Fascinating, I know.

Who gives a fark? This is the lamest crap ever.

Did he heaver afterwards?

/not to be confused with 'heamer'

This lady has very high standards for someone who beds a 45 year old.
Complaining about his weight and the fact he didn't have on sexy underwear?
He's 45!
I am a woman myself, and at 21 years of age, even I don't expect every guy to have a rock hard body and super amazing underwear.

Subby, I know you warned me, but dear god, my eyes. The black-framed goggles, they do nothing.

VonFlapjack: Did he heaver afterwards?

/not to be confused with 'heamer'


Haver. It means to tak pish.

PlayGroundsWillLaugh: This lady has very high standards for someone who beds a 45 year old.
Complaining about his weight and the fact he didn't have on sexy underwear?
He's 45!
I am a woman myself, and at 21 years of age, even I don't expect every guy to have a rock hard body and super amazing underwear.



Hey Baby!

Wha? Need more proof-that photo could be of Bigfoot. Otherwise by the pic of that Canadian "Band Aid" I can't say he went from Misery To Happiness, either

GungFu: VonFlapjack: Did he heaver afterwards?

/not to be confused with 'heamer'

Haver. It means to tak pish.

Damn. Always thought it was a puking reference.

/ya i know i'm goona beeeeee

PlayGroundsWillLaugh Quote 2007-12-23 04:29:22 PM
This lady has very high standards for someone who beds a 45 year old.
Complaining about his weight and the fact he didn't have on sexy underwear?
He's 45!
I am a woman myself, and at 21 years of age, even I don't expect every guy to have a rock hard body and super amazing underwear.


I don't even know where to buy super amazing underwear.

I don't even know where to buy super amazing underwear.
Tokyo

PlayGroundsWillLaugh: This lady has very high standards for someone who beds a 45 year old.
Complaining about his weight and the fact he didn't have on sexy underwear?
He's 45!
I am a woman myself, and at 21 years of age, even I don't expect every guy to have a rock hard body and super amazing underwear.


Thats good to hear.

Gold digger sleeps with musician, attempts blackmail, fails, then exposes musician to tabloid for money.
/yawn

Yup. Who gives a fark?

This lady has very high standards for someone who beds a 45 year old. Complaining about his weight and the fact he didn't have on sexy underwear? He's 45! I am a woman myself, and at 21 years of age, even I don't expect every guy to have a rock hard body and super amazing underwear.

Not sure what age has to do anything. I've seen a lot of hot women in their 40s in great shape, and a lot of dumpy looking women in their 20s who just don't take care of themselves. On the flip side, there are guys in their 40s and beyond who take care of themselves and work out and are very fit, and there are guys in their 20s who eat lots of crap and don't exercise and look... well, like they could be in the Proclaimers.