Do Not Want.


Article says she's 26. Just goes to show it's not the years, it the miles. Damn, if she looks that haggard at 26 I shudder to think what she's going to look like at 40 (assuming she lives that long, which is unlikely).

Heh, I lived in Melbourne back in '91. Pretty much every body I knew there was a card-carrying KKK member (and an asshole).
Melbourne is just another chancre on America's wang.

/LTD Ranch FTL

Tassach: Just goes to show it's not the years, it the miles.

First thing I thought. It's sad. Not a life anyone should have to fall into.
Meth, hell of a drug.

Schywanna Lawyer?

no, no, no, and hell no.

Owen?

Wow, you do have problems, Owen.
Get back in the hospital!

Despite the hell-no-ish-ness of these gals, I would still support the creation of a hooker-roundup tag, or even a hooker-roundup/cute-teacher-who-blows-the-quarterback Fark Tab.

I'd even chair the exploratory committee, if Drew would only ask.

Damn, I'm so glad I don't live in that shiathole any more.

/FIT class of 2000

damn she's looking the photographer right in the penis isn't she

I guess they wash the whore makeup off before taking the pictures. It would be funnier to see them all clowned up and raunchy.

"Charged with possession of paraphernalia. Hee hee. If they had gotten here sooner, I might have been charged with possession."

That's one illegal smile.

1.) No thanks. I like my junk free of STDs.
2.) No thanks. Too old and worn out.
3.) I'd have to be really plastered.
4.) Only if I catch teh ghey.

Blade has hit some rough times since the operation......

Harry Freakstorm: "Charged with possession of paraphernalia. Hee hee. If they had gotten here sooner, I might have been charged with possession."

That's one illegal smile.

I've seen that smile before, but it's usual followed by an attempt to get me to read their pamphlet or buy a flower for the baghwan.

He's never going to live this down.

heavymetal:

That was funny as hell.

/and scary

heavymetal: Blade has hit some rough times since the operation......

Someone desperately needs to photoshop Blade's pic so that the car drives over him from off-screen, with the vanity lettering changed to 'Dynamic Entry'. If it's already been done, kudos to whoever did it.

Ho ho ho

Hey. Isn't that guy Jeff Gannon?

I recognize some of these people.

/from melbourne
//dad runs homeless shelter

Oh my god, I look better than the 26 year old, and I'm 37 and a guy

Does that first one look more like Keanu or Mickey Rourke?

She looks like Meg Ryan, only rode hard and put up wet.

Get number two to say "I'm Goldie Hawn and I'm sucking your cawk" while she's doing it and I'll give her a 50.

/holiday season and all that
//she looks better than the 26 year old
///for now

Now Meg Ryan is turning tricks?

It's scary when the hottest chick of the four is actually a bald dude.

Eye bleach, anyone?

Jeff Garcia?

I used to live in the area, and these hookers are actually quite attractive by Melbourne standards. I've never seen such a collection of ugly people in my life. Well, I mean except for the last Fark Party I attended of course.

Is that an old pic of Bono?

Good thing they arrest people for having a little bit of weed on them. I feel safer already!

Misty "Misdeamor" Elliot


Literally.

For the first mug shot, all I can say is: Meth is a hell of a drug.

Shouldn't this be under the Sports tab?

Ohhh, Melbourne Florida.

The blonde looks more like Farrah Fawcett to me, not Meg Ryan. A diseased crack whore Farrah Fawcett, to be sure.

GypsyJoker I don't know if it was right to clean her up. She looks almost respectable, if somewhat plain.

It looks like a crack whore Barbie round up

/I always suspected Ken was the ghey

The 47 y.o one looks better now than the 26 y.o. one, and conceivably could have been do-able back in her "prime".

And the dude looks kinda like Jeff Garcia.

one of these things is not like the others, one of these thing just isn't the same . . .

Melboune prostitutes: keeping the streets free of actual illicit sex for 400 years.

*facepalm*

From the website title, "floridatoday.com | Serving Brevard County and Florida's SPAAAAACE COOOOOAST"

I find it hilarious that this is what my town is famous for. (well ashamed also, we don't have pretty whores here).

I'm bettin her teeth look like she's been chewing on gravel.

Glad to be out of Melbourne, the HS girls were hot but we've apparently got some ugly ass whores down there.

/Satellite Beach HS 02!

The goggles, they do nothing! That guy must really be a loser to want any of them.

radioman_: GypsyJoker I don't know if it was right to clean her up...

I'm pretty sure I did that.

puckheaven: Jeff Garcia?

Well T.O. did say he was teh ghey.

/ Just sayin.....

Schywanna?

No, I sure don't.