Ironic tag FTW!

I will purchase it.

And here I am with 10,000 spoons...

Wonderful use of the ironic tag.

JerseyTim: And here I am with 10,000 spoons...

And all you needed was a knife!

/And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

+1 for psycho chicks

Best use of the ironic tag I've ever seen.

Did anyone mention how cool using the Ironic tag was?

+1

Wait, she's only 33? I didn't realize she was like 20 when JLP came out.

When a story on Alanis come up, is it Obligatory Fark protocol to use the Ironic Tag and get Greenlit or something?

ultrachronic: When a story on Alanis come up, is it Obligatory Fark protocol to use the Ironic Tag and get Greenlit or something?

Oui.

Alanis Morisette releasing first album in 4 years

So it's coming out just in time for xmas in 2011?

\and how could it be her "first"?

Flavors of Entanglement,' due next spring, explores singer's struggles

You mean a morisette album with lyrics totally focused on her personal thoughts and feelings and fears and joys and obsessions, set to introspective pop beats to the point you want to slap her rich, whiny ass into sanity?

I've never heard of such a thing

Will "My Humps" be on it?

As a 14 year old girl with the inability to discern between good and bad music, I am very excited over this.

Kyosuke: Alanis Morisette releasing first album in 4 years

So it's coming out just in time for xmas in 2011?

\and how could it be her "first"?

The rest were CDs. She's going retro. Ironic for this day and age, don't you think?

SockMonkeyHolocaust: As a 14 year old girl with the inability to discern between good and bad music, I am very excited over this.

How YOU doin'?

SockMonkeyHolocaust: As a 14 year old girl with the inability to discern between good and bad music, I am very excited over this.


a/s/l?

This is a really excellent topic and one ive wished to see discussed on the forum for quite some time.

I was thinking of killing myself next year, this CLINCHES IT!

Monster bush.

Ironic because Ironic wasn't, so ... this ... is ?

/Sold out her flavourful heritage, she has.

I lol'd at the ironic tag.

I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other hand is downloading her album for free.

Why is this on Fark? Is she naked in the liner notes or something?

Why won't she just go away?

this thread needs this (pops)

Pretty loose definition of "album". I thought those were supposed to contain actual music.

/My lawn. Get off it.

Is she still doing the bj thing in the movie theater? I guess with home theaters being more popular these days she's doing doggie while watching a movie...at least hopes so.

I liked Alanis back when she made good songs, instead of shiatty poetry set to music that does nothing other than brag about her wide vocabulary.

In other words, the first CD was pretty good.

Actually I was just looking around on Youtube...

This is actually a pretty damn good music video. The song's OK but that's one of the most interesting videos I've seen in a long time.

/and no, it's not a Rickroll, it's called Eight Easy Steps

Anybody ever hear her 2 albums she put out in Canada before she put out Jagged Little Pill in the US?

/cringes

And the story here is..?

/would still hit it.

Okay, the Full House thing is going to call for a little mindbleach...

CncertLuvr: Anybody ever hear her 2 albums she put out in Canada before she put out Jagged Little Pill in the US?

/cringes

I have 'em both. It's like Debbie Gibson and Paula Abdul were lesbian lovers in Canada and decided to make two records together.

I downloaded a live recording from circa 1996 or so, and was completely blown away by the music. Extremely good. I mean, good alongside artists like Hendrix, The Beatles, and Frank Zappa.

If it's not on a major label, I will definitely buy it (otherwise I will not, as I refuse to give money to the RIAA).

Funny thing about Alanis, the drummer for her touring band was Tyler Hawkins, until David Grohl asked if he knew any drummers who could go on the road with the Foo Fighters. Can even see Tyler in the background of the video for You Oughta Know.

I don't know if he is the drummer for the shows I downloaded... I'll have to take a look. I recall that the drummer was great, and he would do this double-cymbal thing that was really effective, but not being a drumkit drummer I wouldn't know how to describe it, but it sort of "widens" and blurs the moment, while the guitar cuts in clear and precise... weird and very kewl effect. Quite a band. I'll look into who they all were when I'm back home and can get the date.

So, according to TFA, she and Ryan Reynolds have broken up. When did that happen....?

//must initiate my plan...

My friend told me Alanis has AIDS

lsc78: My friend told me Alanis has AIDS

Your friend is using reverse psychology.

AIDS has your friend and your pet monkey.

lsc78: My friend told me Alanis has AIDS

Well, then it's only obvious; she must be quarantined.

goletaal: lsc78: My friend told me Alanis has AIDS

Well, then it's only obvious; she must be quarantined.


I volunteer my place.